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[chief_wiggum]

Not sure if this has been mentioned on here yet?

 

Man has 100 orgasms a day

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2764872/The-agony-ecstasy-Man-suffered-100-orgasms-A-DAY-past-two-years-slipping-disc-t-enjoy-sex.html

[looksgoodinred]

Not sure if this has been mentioned on here yet?

 

Man has 100 orgasms a day

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2764872/The-agony-ecstasy-Man-suffered-100-orgasms-A-DAY-past-two-years-slipping-disc-t-enjoy-sex.html

 

i read that yesterday. apparently he had several while attending a funeral and standing beside the coffin.

 

she might make a good mate for him?

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2209574/100-orgasms-day-Womans-rare-disorder-sees-climax-hours-day.html

[lukas989]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29359098

 

I know I know - in England; but hes American, sooo...anyway - fucked up...

[Poodler]

http://news.sky.com/story/1346055/white-women-sue-over-black-sperm-donor-error

 

 

Donor centre accidentally give lesbian birds black sperm. They are white.

 

That kid is in for a tough time.

[The Boofon]

http://news.sky.com/story/1346055/white-women-sue-over-black-sperm-donor-error

Donor centre accidentally give lesbian birds black sperm. They are white.

That kid is in for a tough time.

Why would you listen to rapists?

 

 

The rapists have recommended that the family move to a more a racially diverse community with good schools, the lawsuit said.

[Poodler]

 

 

Two Teachers have a threesome with 16yr old male pupil.

 

If it was two male teaches on one bird everyone would be going tits.

 

But the big question is...

 

WYOWYN?

[The Boofon]

Two Teachers have a threesome with 16yr old male pupil.

If it was two male teaches on one bird everyone would be going tits.

But the big question is...

WYOWYN?

I'd have to see what he looked like first.

[chief_wiggum]

Ooooh the lucky bastard! That pisses me off as much as when I read about these cunts that have won foomfteen million on the lottery.

 

Stupid twat couldnt keep his mouth shut and has blown it now for follow up sessions.

[looksgoodinred]

oh ffs

 

CABIN CREEK, WV -When we spoke to neighbors in the small town of Miami, in eastern Kanawha County, no one seemed surprised that 47-year-old Jonnie Boggess was arrested for having sex with his 2-year-old beagle.

One man said, "He has done this before, with animals before, and it's no shock."

At least one, outraged neighbor contacted a local dog rescue group, according to troopers with the West Virginia State Police. Because of that neighbor speaking up, troopers arrested Boggess, who they said, admitted to the crime.

Court documents indicate Boggess said he was drinking that night. He admitted to being "gentle" with the dog, named Piglet. After having intercourse with her, he "petted her", and told her that he loved her.

Boggess told troopers his girlfriend heard Piglet yelping. He told her that he wasn't hurting her. Troopers said Boggess told them he thought it was okay, because the dog was more than 40 pounds and spayed.

Another neighbor said, "It takes a sick mind to do something like that." He said he hopes people don't judge the small town based on this unusual arrest. "That's one person," he said. "Everyone around Cabin Creek is not like that. Just judge him, don't judge us. It's definitely not all of us."

Piglet is in custody of animal control.

Boggess was charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty. Bond was set at $5000 or 10% cash.

He bonded out of jail shortly after his arrest.

 

http://www.wowktv.com/story/26869451/troopers-charge-kanawha-county-man-for-sex-with-beagle

[Ke1t]

Troopers said Boggess told them he thought it was okay, because the dog was more than 40 pounds

 

He reckoned there's a weight limit above which it's legal to fuck your pets?

 

 

 

Another neighbor said, "It takes a sick mind to do something like that." He said he hopes people don't judge the small town based on this unusual arrest. "That's one person," he said. "Everyone around Cabin Creek is not like that. Just judge him, don't judge us. It's definitely not all of us."

 

Methinks that neighbour protests too much.

[looksgoodinred]

 

He reckoned there's a weight limit above which it's legal to fuck your pets?

 

 

Methinks that neighbour protests too much.

 

also to the point, he had a girlfriend at home but preferred to hump a beagle. i think you'd have to take that rather personally, if you were her.

[The Boofon]

oh ffs

 

CABIN CREEK, WV -When we spoke to neighbors in the small town of Miami, in eastern Kanawha County, no one seemed surprised that 47-year-old Jonnie Boggess was arrested for having sex with his 2-year-old beagle.

One man said, "He has done this before, with animals before, and it's no shock."

At least one, outraged neighbor contacted a local dog rescue group, according to troopers with the West Virginia State Police. Because of that neighbor speaking up, troopers arrested Boggess, who they said, admitted to the crime.

Court documents indicate Boggess said he was drinking that night. He admitted to being "gentle" with the dog, named Piglet. After having intercourse with her, he "petted her", and told her that he loved her.

Boggess told troopers his girlfriend heard Piglet yelping. He told her that he wasn't hurting her. Troopers said Boggess told them he thought it was okay, because the dog was more than 40 pounds and spayed.

Another neighbor said, "It takes a sick mind to do something like that." He said he hopes people don't judge the small town based on this unusual arrest. "That's one person," he said. "Everyone around Cabin Creek is not like that. Just judge him, don't judge us. It's definitely not all of us."

Piglet is in custody of animal control.

Boggess was charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty. Bond was set at $5000 or 10% cash.

He bonded out of jail shortly after his arrest.

 

http://www.wowktv.com/story/26869451/troopers-charge-kanawha-county-man-for-sex-with-beagle

He only got caught because the smoke alarm went off after the beagle lit up a post sex cigarette.

[looksgoodinred]

i laughed out loud when i read the headline

 

 

Police Say Man with No Hands and No Legs is Armed and on the Run

 

Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee who's reportedly been on the run since Tuesday, hoping to question him about his involvement in a double murder.

Sean Petrozzino, 30, reportedly lost his legs, hands and parts of his arms to bacterial meningitis years ago. Police say he moved in with his parents last week after separating from his wife amidst some serious financial issues.

Both of his parents were both found dead Tuesday morning after Sean's mother, Nancy Petrozzino, failed to show up for her job as a schoolteacher.

Sean Petrozzino was last seen on an ATM surveillance camera Tuesday morning. Although police say he's currently a "person of interest" and not an official suspect in the double murder, a spokesperson did caution that he's armed with a gun.

A prosthetics expert told the Orlando Sentinel you don't need a hand to shoot both your parents—just the will—as most guns can apparently be fired by the handless, "without special devices."

http://gawker.com/man-with-no-legs-and-no-hands-sought-in-double-murder-1655292448?rev=1415243152464&utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[Ke1t]

I'd be interested to know how one fires a gun when one has no fingers.

[ChutneyLove]

Some folk have strong tongues.

[looksgoodinred]

I'd be interested to know how one fires a gun when one has no fingers.

 

 

Some folk have strong tongues.

 

it does beggar belief.

 

i tried googling various ways to shoot guns without the use of hands or fingers, but found nothing. google has let me down.

[The Boofon]

it does beggar belief.

 

i tried googling various ways to shoot guns without the use of hands or fingers, but found nothing. google has let me down.

If he's got a small cock he could use that.

 

Makes the phrase "cock your rifle" more understandable.

[dave_min]

 

 

 

it does beggar belief.

 

i tried googling various ways to shoot guns without the use of hands or fingers, but found nothing. google has let me down.

 

Didn't Cobain use his toes?

[looksgoodinred]

or loop a string through, and somehow tie each end to something, so that you could lean into/push up against the gun to fire a shot?

 

[looksgoodinred]

 

Didn't Cobain use his toes?

 

he could if he had any. this guy has no legs or hands.

[The Boofon]

he could if he had any. this guy has no legs or hands.

 

Doesn't say he doesn't have feet.

[dave_min]

 

he could if he had any. this guy has no legs or hands.

 

But the question you asked was:

 

i tried googling various ways to shoot guns without the use of hands or fingers, but found nothing. google has let me down.

 

Which I answered for you.

[looksgoodinred]

 

But the question you asked was:

 

 

Which I answered for you.

 

indeed you did.

[looksgoodinred]

i'm appalled. i can't imagine that this would happen in this day and age.

 

"...a woman who had been in labor at home was picked up by a sheriff, strapped down in the back of an ambulance, taken to a hospital, and forced to have a cesarean she did not want. When this mother later protested what had happened, a court concluded that the woman’s personal constitutional rights “clearly did not outweigh the interests of the State of Florida in preserving the life of the unborn child.”

 

 

at what point do fetal rights ever trump the mother's rights?

 

In Louisiana, a woman who went to the hospital for unexplained vaginal bleeding was locked up for over a year on charges of second-degree murder before medical records revealed she had suffered a miscarriage at 11 to 15 weeks of pregnancy.

 

In one, a woman was held prisoner at a hospital to prevent her from going home while she appeared to be experiencing a miscarriage. She was forced to undergo a cesarean. Neither the detention nor the surgery prevented the pregnancy loss, but they did keep this mother from caring for her two small children at home. While a state court later found the detention unlawful, the opinion suggested that if the hospital had taken her prisoner later in her pregnancy, its actions might have been permissible.

 

 

it makes me sick.

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/08/opinion/pregnant-and-no-civil-rights.html?_r=1

[Ke1t]

i'm appalled. i can't imagine that this would happen in this day and age.

 

"...a woman who had been in labor at home was picked up by a sheriff, strapped down in the back of an ambulance, taken to a hospital, and forced to have a cesarean she did not want. When this mother later protested what had happened, a court concluded that the woman’s personal constitutional rights “clearly did not outweigh the interests of the State of Florida in preserving the life of the unborn child.”

 

 

at what point do fetal rights ever trump the mother's rights?

 

In Louisiana, a woman who went to the hospital for unexplained vaginal bleeding was locked up for over a year on charges of second-degree murder before medical records revealed she had suffered a miscarriage at 11 to 15 weeks of pregnancy.

 

In one, a woman was held prisoner at a hospital to prevent her from going home while she appeared to be experiencing a miscarriage. She was forced to undergo a cesarean. Neither the detention nor the surgery prevented the pregnancy loss, but they did keep this mother from caring for her two small children at home. While a state court later found the detention unlawful, the opinion suggested that if the hospital had taken her prisoner later in her pregnancy, its actions might have been permissible.

 

 

it makes me sick.

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/08/opinion/pregnant-and-no-civil-rights.html?_r=1

 

Depends upon circumstances, I think.

 

What if these women were suffering mental illness and were considered a threat to the lives of their unborn children? From what I've read in the past, anywhere to 1 in 4 to 1 in 5 Americans have some form of diagnosable mental condition... so it's not out of the realms of possibility that there's more to these stories than we're hearing.

 

I'd also say that the life of an unborn (not a fetus but a late term baby) takes precedence over the temporary liberty of a potentially unbalanced pregnant woman.

 

It's hard for me to say that, because I'm all about personal freedom and responsibility, but when personal freedom or liberty puts someone else at risk, particularly a child, then there's reason enough (in my mind) to hold someone against their will.

 

Bear in mind, medical staff usually don't imprison people for shits and giggles... they'd likely have had to have genuine cause for concern before putting themselves at risk of a lawsuit.

[caledonia]

oh ffs

 

CABIN CREEK, WV -When we spoke to neighbors in the small town of Miami, in eastern Kanawha County, no one seemed surprised that 47-year-old Jonnie Boggess was arrested for having sex with his 2-year-old beagle.

One man said, "He has done this before, with animals before, and it's no shock."

 

At least one, outraged neighbor contacted a local dog rescue group, according to troopers with the West Virginia State Police. Because of that neighbor speaking up, troopers arrested Boggess, who they said, admitted to the crime.

 

Court documents indicate Boggess said he was drinking that night. He admitted to being "gentle" with the dog, named Piglet. After having intercourse with her, he "petted her", and told her that he loved her.

Boggess told troopers his girlfriend heard Piglet yelping. He told her that he wasn't hurting her. Troopers said Boggess told them he thought it was okay, because the dog was more than 40 pounds and spayed.

Another neighbor said, "It takes a sick mind to do something like that." He said he hopes people don't judge the small town based on this unusual arrest. "That's one person," he said. "Everyone around Cabin Creek is not like that. Just judge him, don't judge us. It's definitely not all of us."

 

Piglet is in custody of animal control.

Boggess was charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty. Bond was set at $5000 or 10% cash.

He bonded out of jail shortly after his arrest.

 

http://www.wowktv.com/story/26869451/troopers-charge-kanawha-county-man-for-sex-with-beagle

 

Do not worry someone will be along in a minute to say what you do in your own home is your own business

[looksgoodinred]

what an idiot. take that you greedy bastard

 

A 39-year-old man who inherited his grandfather's sweet $100-a-month rent deal on a four-bedroom Upper East Side apartment may have blown the whole thing by suing to have the high rise next door torn down, the New York Daily News reports.

Lieberman, who moved in with his grandfather in 2009, and stayed in the apartment after he passed away last year, demanded it be restored to its former condition by eliminating the neighboring building. Seems reasonable.

A judge threw the request out, finding that Lieberman had no standing to sue, as the deal was between the building owner and his grandpa, who knew exactly what he was doing. Even worse for Lieberman—but great for anyone who pays $3,000 for a studio and loves schadenfreude—the lawsuit backfired by reminding the landlord that the rent-control part of the deal also only applied to his grandfather.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/uptown/exclusive-100-mo-ues-tenant-loses-suit-high-rise-article-1.2013086

[looksgoodinred]

http://www.today.com/parents/florida-father-asks-police-supervise-daughters-spanking-1D80400270

 

With the debate over corporal punishment heating up, some parents who want to spank their children are asking the police to supervise to make sure they won’t get into legal trouble.

A 42-year-old man called the Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office in Okeechobee, Florida, on Monday to request that an officer be present when he punished his 12-year-old daughter who had gotten into a violent argument with her sister.

“(He) wanted me to stand by while he spanked her with the paddle… I stood by as (he) spanked (her) 4 times on her buttocks. Since no crime had been committed, this case is closed,” the responding officer wrote in the incident report.

The Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office did not have a spokesperson available on Friday, but Undersheriff Noel Stephen told a local TV station that parents have made similar requests before.

“It happens,” Stephen told WPBF in West Palm Beach. “It’s definitely not something we advertise to do, and even though law enforcement has been willing to help out in this situation, watching a parent discipline their child is something that’s done only when a deputy has no other calls to handle.”

Stephen estimated he has supervised 12 spankings, he told the station.

In Florida, corporal discipline of a child is not considered abuse as long as it’s done by a parent or legal guardian and does not result in harm, according to state law. Indeed, corporal punishment is legal in all 50 states.

The issue was in the spotlight again this fall when Vikings running back Adrian Peterson allegedly used a wooden "switch" to punish his 4-year-old son. In November, Peterson entered a no-contest plea to misdemeanor reckless assault in the case.

really? they have nothing better to do with their time?

[Ke1t]

[Ke1t]

Naked man in Cowboy hat walks down the middle of the freeway in Metro Detroit during blizzard this morning.

 

Murca!