Pubs In Dingwall

[daytripping]

Stand Free Ed and Vintage might get a hold of you.

 

A ginger and a commie,

 

I'll take my chances.

[daytripping]

Nae offence to gingers like!

[Sheep#1]

With me leading the troops the outcome would be a foregone conclusion, I could write a book on pub tear up strategy.

Dayts leads the charge into the Mallard...

 

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[daytripping]

Blocked at work, canna see it!

[Sheep#1]

Oh well you're in for a treat when you get home then

[dervish]

On the look out for fatjim or whatever his name is, boof took his time handing over his car keys at the end though.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

He thinks he's James Bond when he pulls out his employee pass.

 

fuck, any cunt can scrub human remains off train track. I think him finding that decapitated body at such a young age turned him into the character he is today.

 

Claims he never trapped the heed as well. A tall tale if ever there was one.

[tup]

I think it's safe to say we can handle the locals no sweat.

[Redstar]

Aye I don't think we'll be found wanting

[daytripping]

Chutney,

 

You a cert for Saturday?

 

It's always good to have someone with a beard in your company, raises the intellect bar I find.

 

Will also pull the birds our way like a magnet.

[daytripping]

Got my ticket confirmed tonight, only 80 left out of over a 1000, get your skates on if you want to hang with the hat elite on Saturday.

[tup]

It's my loon's birthday on Monday so we're looking to celebrate with a Dons win.

[dervish]

Got mine ordered so long as the postie doesn't nick em I'm in.

 

[daytripping]

Is anyone here getting the train as far as Inverness then getting a taxi, price and times just to Inverness is way better than Dingwall, was discussed earlier but just looked. Would rather take the train than car, I'm going with a mate, if we can get 2 more folk that's just a fiver a head each way in a joe.

 

Anyone up for a taxi share? could arrange a bigger taxi, more the merrier....and cheaper!

 

Regards,

 

Grippy fae Bucksburn,

[The Boofon]

Is anyone here getting the train as far as Inverness then getting a taxi, price and times just to Inverness is way better than Dingwall, was discussed earlier but just looked. Would rather take the train than car, I'm going with a mate, if we can get 2 more folk that's just a fiver a head each way in a joe. Anyone up for a taxi share? could arrange a bigger taxi, more the merrier....and cheaper! Regards, Grippy fae Bucksburn,

I'm probably catching the train so could do this both ways.

 

What train to Inverness you thinking about catching?

[The Boofon]

9.26 Keith to Inverness is my preference.

[daytripping]

9.26 Keith to Inverness is my preference.

Sounds good, think that's 8.30 out of dyce, will confer with my mate in the morning, he'll be in his scratcher by now pissed, offshore punter.

[Bluto10]

I bet you all get a hiding fae the locals.

George winna

 

I'll leather snu cunt that touches him

[daytripping]

George winna

I'll leather snu cunt that touches him

I'm in retirement pal but still in tip top shape, even though I have half of Aberdeen's internet community on my tail I'll be fine. Year to the day since the cowardly attack in Poland but as long as I keep my back to the wall nae worries.

 

Fat bill would do well to stay clear, it's the big boys out this weekend nae the apprentices, bump into us and he'll be no fit state to log on to mad and cry about it.

[daytripping]

I'll have some vallies should the addict fae mad be there, think it might be simmys loon, I'm good like that,

[daytripping]

Remember as well chaps, what happens and is said in Dingwall stays in Dingwall.

 

And the first rule of the Dingwall meet is there are no rules.

 

Second rule is, it's never my round.

[ChutneyLove]

I am 'oot' for this one I'm afraid Dayts as I have the headwetting for my loon - only day some folk could manage. I will be thinking about you flying the flag for The Hat in Dingwall. I am in fact beardless at the moment too, so would have been a let-down in that department. Though if I just stopped shaving today, I can grow it pretty quickly. The Bernie Clifton, pish-stained caper with cheesepipes in Dundee sounds like a plan though. I imagine by the end of the day folk will look more like Bernie Nolan.

[daytripping]

That's a shame chutney, I'll have a beer for you and your wee one though, hope it's doing well and not keeping you and the missus up all night.

 

All the best, will catch you next time.

[daytripping]

Impressive

No such planning is involved in any of my brawls

They usually start with a spilled pint or a funny look

What is your plan of attack for Dingwall?

I had to edit, they mIght still be after me for it, will give you the details if we're ever out for a beer together.

 

Shame for all the lads who did time though, most have never looked back and have great families and jobs now, only one never hacked it, heard he cracked up and was hospitalised, I didn't know him, he was a young student.

 

They'll never forget that day though.

 

Dingwall will be a breeze, few calls out suss the lay of the land then take fat bill out at the pie stand.

[tup]

As I said already, you will be on your best behaviour sunshine.

 

I'm in charge of what happens or does not happen.

 

There are going to be small children present so brawls are a no-no.

[tup]

He's not going, thankfully.

[daytripping]

There will be no trouble tup, just jesting.

 

PS I'm in charge.

[The Boofon]

Sounds good, think that's 8.30 out of dyce, will confer with my mate in the morning, he'll be in his scratcher by now pissed, offshore punter.

 

 

9.26 Keith to Inverness is my preference.

 

 

I'll have some vallies should the addict fae mad be there, think it might be simmys loon, I'm good like that,

 

Diazepan, Fluoxetine and Zopiclone combined with alcohol gives you a much better hit.

 

Trust me on that one.

 

 

FAO Reekie Dock. As you can see I'm getting the train to the game. Will be in touch on Friday once you're hame.

[daytripping]

I've never went North on the train, what's the script with catching it at a small station, think I'll use Dyce, can I buy the ticket on the train?

 

Too late to online order now.

[daytripping]

Never knew Dyce had a machine, ta.