Pubs In Dingwall

[tup]

cheers mini; knew i could count on the cool people on here

 

 

tups lucky im not there, cause if i was, his poor wee loon would see what a real man is like.

 

10-15 pints by lunch time, bourbon chasers, twenty minute pace.

 

big boy shit

Made up stuff again.

 

This is real. It actually will happen.

[Bluto10]

Made up stuff again.

 

This is real. It actually will happen.

 

serioulsy though. you couldnt keep up. would be a shame to humiliate you infront of your loon.

dinna worry DT is a more dsensitive guy than me; he'll join you in the softdrinks.

[daytripping]

sounds like my kindof session.

youll be passing twenty pints by lunch.

wonder if dizzy can keep up?

 

Lunch on a match day! steady on pal.

[tup]

I'm going for lunch.

 

My loon needs to eat after a 4 hour train journey.

[Henry]

There's pies at the football FFS.

[Sheep#1]

There's pies at the football FFS.

And free at full time apparently... He'll just need to wait.

[minijc]

I'm going for lunch.

 

My loon needs to eat after a 4 hour train journey.

Sounds like your son has the life of a dog, insisting that he eats after that length of a journey, you are a shit father.

[Bluto10]

 

Lunch on a match day! steady on pal.

Eatings cheating bro

But these nerds will want to line their stomachs like proper cpt sensibles

[daytripping]

I'm going for lunch.

 

My loon needs to eat after a 4 hour train journey.

 

Is it a steam train!

 

You're just up the road.

[daytripping]

Eatings cheating bro

But these nerds will want to line their stomachs like proper cpt sensibles

 

Packet of salted peanuts on the train if I'm hungry, no room for much more.

[tup]

4 hours on train is correct. Leave at 6am ffs.

[tup]

A fat cunt like you can easy go without daytripping.

[daytripping]

A fat cunt like you can easy go without daytripping.

 

True.

 

I could probably go a couple Months If i put my mind to it.

[daytripping]

Think I'll go get a haircut, don't want the Dingwall women thinking I'm a scruff.

 

EDIT, Forgot Boof will be there, it will be fine as it is.

[BrianFaePerth]

EDIT, Forgot Boof will be there, it will be fine as it is.

[ollie1903]

I won't

[tup]

Only two more sleep nights until Saturday.

[Huntlysheep]

I'm buzzing for Sat Ross County one o the better away days.

[daytripping]

I'm at defcon 2, Barbour jacket is in the washing machine, trainers are away to be cleaned and I'm soon to select which outfit to wear.

 

Carry out already purchased, 48 hours to max chill.

[daytripping]

Going to get some Horlicks in so I can sleep tomorrow.

[Ke1t]

Don't forget to pack the Vaseline and rubber johnnies, in case one of you passes oot.

[The Boofon]

 

 

Seconded..

Ye cunt ye.

[The Boofon]

I'm at defcon 2, Barbour jacket is in the washing machine, trainers are away to be cleaned and I'm soon to select which outfit to wear.

 

Carry out already purchased, 48 hours to max chill.

You're going to ruin the jacket if you wash it.

Don't forget to pack the Vaseline and rubber johnnies, in case one of you passes oot.

No vaseline required. I'm loose enough.

[caledonia]

This must go down as thread of the year but i have two questions

1 - everyone packed the sun-cream

2 - what currency do they use in Dingwall

[Ke1t]

 

 

No vaseline required. I'm loose enough.

A mental image I never needed or asked for. I was merely being a bit cheeky, and now I have the image of your great, gaping anus, ready to take a big, bloated cock... dry.

 

I'm glad you're being sensible about the jimmy hats, though.

[caledonia]

For some reason i keep thinking of this

 

 

[daytripping]

You're going to ruin the jacket if you wash .

It better fucking not!

 

I'm worried now, it's the first time its been washed, I did read the label.

[The Boofon]

A mental image I never needed or asked for. I was merely being a bit cheeky, and now I have the image of your great, gaping anus, ready to take a big, bloated cock... dry.

I'm glad you're being sensible about the jimmy hats, though.

Nobody mentioned big cocks. Some chipolatas perhaps.

[Bluto10]

Facetimd for us nt able to come aye?

[minijc]

Facetimd for us nt able to come aye?

That's a great shout, I'll go to a bar in Glasgow, you go to one where ever you are, get the lads to face time us, we can join in the chants, get "lads lads lads" shouted as us as we down our drinks in different cities but at the same time as the main crew, oh boy what a fucking plan.