Mince And Tatties

[rumpus]

I think you'll finfd the turnip is actually a member of the fruit family.

 

You fuckin neep.

[Iraq_Red]

Nobody has mentioned that its a legal obligation that if you are having some beetroot with said Mince n Tatties or stovies, then it must be Baxters Beetroot and nothing else

[alscotoz]

beetroot's ok on a salad sandwich (grated).

[ChutneyLove]

I noticed a tin of corned beef at the back of the cupboard yesterday when I was scanning for some snacks. Might make some hash this week.

[King Street Loon]

I had Mince and Tatties for my lunch today.

The Buzzard chef had it spot on.

[Bluto10]

i had mince last night.

altho i made a chilli.

[dervish]

Uncle Ben's started making mince and tatties?

[Bluto10]

Gonna jazz up tonights chilli into bowl of tacos and beer.

[Henry]

Your tacos will get soggy min.

[ChutneyLove]

Blurto likes a game of soggy biscuit.

[Bluto10]

You boys stick to the microwavable ready meal for one eh.

[Bluto10]

I'm cooking for enjoyment.

I'm like Floyd in the kitchen, me

[Bluto10]

Who rattled your cage fat man?

[Bluto10]

When you have no friends and your work mates think you're a cock, fannying around for 3 hours each night making supper makes perfect sense.

 

Listen Sumo

 

I cooked it on Monday after orchestrating a win for my football team.

 

And then reheated it the past two nights. Adding a sprinkling of stardust each time to bring it up restaurant level.

 

So shut you enormous pie hole.

[Henry]

How is your Football Manager game going?

[Bluto10]

I'd run right GS round you on the turf you Arran jumper wearing I bred.

[Bluto10]

Run rings.

[minijc]

If your claims of football are the same as your drinking you'd run around like a headless chicken for 5 minutes before giving it the big substitute gesture and spend the rest of the match telling us about Hollywood passes and German mid fielding.

That's asking a lot that is, he'd drink too many bottles of lucozade run around his 1 bed flat because he's too hyper and tire himself out, fucking mong that he is.

[Bluto10]

We are gonna fall out son if you don't reign it min. Sharpish.

 

I'm elegant on the field min; like a young mihilavic.

 

Totally at odds to my all guns blazing no holds barred style on the beers

[Bluto10]

Wed make a great spine Mobbs min.

 

Me spraying long raking passes from the back and you getti g your bonce onto the end of them.

[Henry]

I'll bet the unfortunate souls who make up your team fucking hate you Bluto.

 

Probably screaming for the square ball every time as you Hollywood another pass out of play.

[Bluto10]

Your lethal in front of goal.

 

I'm your typical rolls Royce centre back; make things look easy.

But I have been known to step up into mid and do an all action Bryan Robson role.

[Bluto10]

I'll bet the unfortunate souls who make up your team fucking hate you Bluto.

 

Probably screaming for the square ball every time as you Hollywood another pass out of play.

Au contraire Arran boy

 

For the feisty derby match I'm the go to man when some muscle is required in the centre.

 

Then the party kicks off in the clubhouse after

[minijc]

Your lethal in front of goal.

 

I'm your typical rolls Royce centre back; make things look easy.

But I have been known to step up into mid and do an all action Bryan Robson role.

Nae just because you are massive?

[Bluto10]

What position would you play minij if you physically able to play football?

[Henry]

Au contraire Arran boy

 

For the feisty derby match I'm the go to man when some muscle is required in the centre.

 

Then the party kicks off in the clubhouse after

 

Does the clubhouse have a bunkbed for you to pass out on after half a dozen pints?

[Bluto10]

Are there enough people on your island to form a football team harcus min?

[Henry]

We've got a thriving football league Blooters.

 

Although the Orkney representative team got a hiding off Wick Academy recently.

[minijc]

What position would you play minij if you physically able to play football?

I play 5s twice a week blerts min, I just like covering the ground, drifting on to the right so I can cut in and unleash some shots from my cultured left foot.

[Bluto10]

Same here minij.

 

I've one hell of a right boot when I put my laces through it.