What Do You Weigh?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I had not owned a bathroom scale in years (close to a decade); we bought one last night for the new house. The last weight I ever remember being is about 16 stone.

 

Turns out I now tip the scales at a mammoth 17.5 stone. By the Gods!

 

I reckon I could be doing with shedding 2 of these stones, via:

 

- drinking less

- eating less sh*te (I could eat crisps for Scotland)

- we are getting an exercise bike & will do more walking*

 

(* I am not inclined to go out running - so undignified - or go to a gym. But I enjoy walking and if I can exercise at home with with an exercise bike, i will definitely do that. My mate offered me a bicyle he doesnt use, so I could maybe use that along the nearby canal paths etc).

 

I had known I had put on a bit of beef in recent months, though - of course - I still carried it off extremely gracefully, being quite tall.

 

So what do you guys weigh?

 

I know oil workers are often rotund characters so i expect I am still a mere skelf by the forum standards!

[StandFree1982]

I don't weigh much, I use guess work quite a lot unless i'm actually baking something that requires fairly exact amounts.

[Dynamo]

I had not owned a bathroom scale in years (close to a decade); we bought one last night for the new house. The last weight I ever remember being is about 16 stone.

 

Turns out I now tip the scales at a mammoth 17.5 stone. By the Gods!

 

I reckon I could be doing with shedding 2 of these stones, via:

 

- drinking less

- eating less sh*te (I could eat crisps for Scotland)

- we are getting an exercise bike & will do more walking*

 

(* I am not inclined to go out running - so undignified - or go to a gym. But I enjoy walking and if I can exercise at home with with an exercise bike, i will definitely do that. My mate offered me a bicyle he doesnt use, so I could maybe use that along the nearby canal paths etc).

 

I had known I had put on a bit of beef in recent months, though - of course - I still carried it off extremely gracefully, being quite tall.

 

So what do you guys weigh?

 

I know oil workers are often rotund characters so i expect I am still a mere skelf by the forum standards!

2 at least. YFB.

 

12st or so for me.

[Pudgie]

11.8 steen. Looking to drop half a stone by the end of the season

[rumpus]

80kgs of breathtaking sun tanned muscle.

 

ASC kick to kill and kill for kicks.

[Bluto10]

90kgs

[Bluto10]

13,1

lol

Waif.

[daytripping]

78kgs last time I checked, was a long time ago, weighing yourself constantly is pretty sad.

[Pudgie]

90kgs

 

 

lol

Waif.

Those in glass houses min!

[Bluto10]

Those in glass houses min!

Looking like a stuck insect isn't manly Pudgers min.

 

Women like biceps, deltoids, and thighs min.

Harks back to dinosaur Tims when the man was built to be a hunter gatherer/protector of the family.

[tommo1903]

17.5 stone? Fuckin hell min sort that out.

[Bluto10]

Good 8kg less than you fatty... I'm happy with that :-). Few pounds to lose however after over indulgence on mince pies and beer at Christmas.

You should be bulking up berty min, nae wasting aeay

[fatjim]

I had not owned a bathroom scale in years (close to a decade); we bought one last night for the new house. The last weight I ever remember being is about 16 stone.

 

Turns out I now tip the scales at a mammoth 17.5 stone. By the Gods!

 

I reckon I could be doing with shedding 2 of these stones, via:

 

- drinking less

- eating less sh*te (I could eat crisps for Scotland)

- we are getting an exercise bike & will do more walking*

 

(* I am not inclined to go out running - so undignified - or go to a gym. But I enjoy walking and if I can exercise at home with with an exercise bike, i will definitely do that. My mate offered me a bicyle he doesnt use, so I could maybe use that along the nearby canal paths etc).

 

I had known I had put on a bit of beef in recent months, though - of course - I still carried it off extremely gracefully, being quite tall.

 

So what do you guys weigh?

 

I know oil workers are often rotund characters so i expect I am still a mere skelf by the forum standards!

 

Holy shit, mate. You are heavier than me.

[Poodler]

Shut up you fat cunt.

+1

[reekie_dock]

Looking like a stuck insect isn't manly Pudgers min.

 

Women like biceps, deltoids, and thighs min.

Harks back to dinosaur Tims when the man was built to be a hunter gatherer/protector of the family.

 

 

Which you have none..........................

 

Am 83 Kilo

 

Affa Chassis like

[BrianFaePerth]

What weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

[StandFree1982]

 

 

Which you have none..........................

 

Am 83 Kilo

 

Affa Chassis like

He has them, but they are simply covered in a layer of flab.

[Bluto10]

Which you have none..........................

 

Am 83 Kilo

 

Affa Chassis like

I'm 90kilos, can run tenk in 45mins and do gunner meters in about 13 seconds

 

You've nothing on me physically (or mentally) pipsqueek.

[BrianFaePerth]

I'm 90kilos, can run tenk in 45mins and do gunner meters in about 13 seconds

 

 

 

and write gibberish in an instant.

[Henry]

 

Women like biceps, deltoids, and thighs min.

Harks back to dinosaur Tims

 

PeterGrant-odactyl

[rumpus]

 

and write gibberish in an instant.

 

 

Quality response Brizer.

[StandFree1982]

What weighs more, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

Depends if you are talking about lbs or £s.

[Poodler]

I'm 90kilos, can run tenk in 45mins and do gunner meters in about 13 seconds

 

You've nothing on me physically (or mentally) pipsqueek.

 

[boboisared]

I'm about 13 stone now. Need to shed some of that, fat cunt

[reekie_dock]

I'm 90kilos, can run tenk in 45mins and do gunner meters in about 13 seconds

 

You've nothing on me physically (or mentally) pipsqueek.

 

 

Having the Treadmill on at 20 while you stand at side with coke and mars bar watchn the Big Lads Lift weight does not count as running 10k..

[Dynamo]

I'm 90kilos, can run tenk in 45mins and do gunner meters in about 13 seconds

 

You've nothing on me physically (or mentally) pipsqueek.

 

That would be impressive were in true nowadays.

 

You have probably ran 10km in 45 minutes once.

And ran 100m in 13 seconds in Primary 7.

[Bluto10]

I've done it loads of times.

That's what I was doing all last year long dynamo min.

 

 

Admittedly the 100m timing is a bit iffy, but I'm fuckin quick up the length of the football field.

 

I'm a true specimen of a man; nae some idiot in a vest, chicken legs, and baseball cap like reekie.

[Poodler]

I've done it loads of times.

That's what I was doing all last year long dynamo min.

 

 

Admittedly the 100m timing is a bit iffy, but I'm fuckin quick up the length of the football field.

 

I'm a true specimen of a man; nae some idiot in a vest, chicken legs, and baseball cap like reekie.

 

Da ken like, he is pretty ripped [emoji23]

 

[rumpus]

I would have thought you had short hair Poodler?

 

Certainly in a medical job.

 

 

Yer on form today big boy!

[daytripping]

Nae bad pipes, got a laugh out loud chuckle at my end.