tup Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'll plus one it too vda. About time we clamped down on this mouthpiece simpleton. Cue some inane response from the fat bloater. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Oh christ its you again. You used to be so much more fun when ahbdy never knew how short and bald you wrre 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'll plus one it too vda. About time we clamped down on this mouthpiece simpleton. Cue some inane response from the fat bloater. Oh christ its you again. You used to be so much more fun when ahbdy never knew how short and bald you wrre Hmmm...... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Oh christ its you again. You used to be so much more fun when ahbdy never knew how short and bald you wrre I'm glad I let the cat out of the bag on Tups foibles. I did however point out that he's sound. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I +1'd VDA's post.I'll -1 your face when I see you. 4 Link to comment
Stoney Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 lol I know who my fivers on in that fight 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Another +1 from me VDA. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I reckon stones the kinda bloke berto goes to when He is down and feeling morose but avoids like the plague when he up for a mental night out. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 It's good they can be mates despite being avid supporters of two massive EPL rivals. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Out of curiosity harcy boy; what did you write before the edit?Just interested like Link to comment
Stoney Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I reckon when Roberto wakes up and opens his curtain in the morning you start Purring like George Galloway from behind the bushes from which you hide before marking your territory and scuttling off home before your wife wakes up. Everybody knows roberto doesnt have curtains Link to comment
Henry Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Out of curiosity harcy boy; what did you write before the edit?Just interested like Missed an apostrophe mate, nightmare. 1 Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Missed an apostrophe mate, nightmare. Harcus, you are disappointing me with this slack-jaw attitude. What with 'pipes liking clean underwear, RAZOR turd-counting, dayts buying jogging trainers for matchday wear and your grammatical flippancy, this site has gone to the dogs. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 What do you wrigj chuttetx After my GI s I'm thinking g I could take you Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 What do you wrigj chuttetx After my GI s I'm thinking g I could take you I have fuckin' no idea what you're saying here Blurts. I think the second sentence might mean that after you've entertained some American soldiers you may want to make sweet love to me? Thanks for the offer, but the answer is no - tidy birds are my thing. If I ever suffer a brain trauma and awake sexually aroused by fat, sweaty blokes - I'll know who to PM. 2 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I have fuckin' no idea what you're saying here Blurts. I think the second sentence might mean that after you've entertained some American soldiers you may want to make sweet love to me? Thanks for the offer, but the answer is no - tidy birds are my thing. If I ever suffer a brain trauma and awake sexually aroused by fat, sweaty blokes - I'll know who to PM. You're goosed if it's after 7pm. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I have fuckin' no idea what you're saying here Blurts. I think the second sentence might mean that after you've entertained some American soldiers you may want to make sweet love to me? Thanks for the offer, but the answer is no - tidy birds are my thing. If I ever suffer a brain trauma and awake sexually aroused by fat, sweaty blokes - I'll know who to PM. Dont let him wine and dine you You'll never get fed. 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 27, 2015 Author Share Posted January 27, 2015 So I waddled onto the scales again last night, for the first time since I was revealed as a 17.5 stone bull-walrus. I fully expected to see the dreaded 17.5 spin up again (last weekend it was my birthday and I ate and drank like a King fri-sat-sun). But - I am pleased to announce - I am now only 17 stone, having lost a cool 0.5 stone (over 3 weeks, I think). Most encouragingly, this has been done with no real effort, as the bad weather put paid to any idea of walking etc recently. I have just been "eating less shite" - cut out the boredom-eating at work, staying away from the fast food joints (only one visit in 2015) and restraining myself at home. I have modestly cut back on alcohol too, but the wife claimed not to have noticed (hic), so perhaps I could cut back more. One evening all I drank was vodka and soda (the detritus of new year, which I found in a cupboard) in an ostentatious display of weight-consciousness. Not bad eh? I might just be able to take those thong swim-pants on holday yet PS - I could murder 10 pints and a massive curry! Link to comment
tup Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 You may as well fill your boots, you'll be dead early doors regardless. 2 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 So I waddled onto the scales again last night, for the first time since I was revealed as a 17.5 stone bull-walrus. I fully expected to see the dreaded 17.5 spin up again (last weekend it was my birthday and I ate and drank like a King fri-sat-sun). But - I am pleased to announce - I am now only 17 stone, having lost a cool 0.5 stone (over 3 weeks, I think). Most encouragingly, this has been done with no real effort, as the bad weather put paid to any idea of walking etc recently. I have just been "eating less shite" - cut out the boredom-eating at work, staying away from the fast food joints (only one visit in 2015) and restraining myself at home. I have modestly cut back on alcohol too, but the wife claimed not to have noticed (hic), so perhaps I could cut back more. One evening all I drank was vodka and soda (the detritus of new year, which I found in a cupboard) in an ostentatious display of weight-consciousness. Not bad eh? I might just be able to take those thong swim-pants on holday yet PS - I could murder 10 pints and a massive curry! Put some effort in you lazy bastard. The weight will fall off. Blitz it. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Up to 77.5kg but had 45 minutes on the eliptical last night and been to the gym 3 times in each of the past two weeks so fingers crossed its in muscle. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 90kilos.But that's no hurdle to me.Co.pleted another barnstorming run to high.8kms in 35mins.Now for a few wet ones. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Up to 77.5kg but had 45 minutes on the eliptical last night and been to the gym 3 times in each of the past two weeks so fingers crossed its in muscle. Nothing to do with all the booze and pit stops at the Meze house of course. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Nothing to do with all the booze and pit stops at the Meze house of course.Maybe the first but I haven't been to Meze house in a good while. In fact, that's a lie, I had a large munchie box but only finished about half nae too long ago. Then again, it's probably not the booze either, I've always been a pissheid I've put it down to needing a shite and having a lot of loose change in my pooch. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Jesus wept. Knowing my luck I'll end up next to one of you fat cunts at the semi final. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 You may as well fill your boots, you'll be dead early doors regardless. Better dead than short and bald! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 Put some effort in you lazy bastard. The weight will fall off. Blitz it. Well now that the weather is (was) a bit better, I walked ~10 miles over Mon-Tues there (during lunchtimes and early evening). At a decent pace too, to lift the heart rate. I am also about to acquire a bicycle and a cardio machine (both scavenged from people who dont use them anymore - I have learned thrift from the Aberdonians!). And lent will soon be with us, which means no booze for ~7 weeks. Every little helps! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 28, 2015 Author Share Posted January 28, 2015 Knowing my luck I'll end up next to one of you fat cunts at the semi final. Sandwiched between two of us more like it! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Well now that the weather is (was) a bit better, I walked ~10 miles over Mon-Tues there (during lunchtimes and early evening). At a decent pace too, to lift the heart rate. I am also about to acquire a bicycle and a cardio machine (both scavenged from people who dont use them anymore - I have learned thrift from the Aberdonians!). And lent will soon be with us, which means no booze for ~7 weeks. Every little helps! I covered 14.3km yesterday at work (had on my Polar GPS to check how far I walk as I'm covering a huge work site) at temperatures in the high 20's celcius then did a 10k run after shift in the gym. Doing the card deck workout tonight as recommended by Pash and not looking forward to it one bit. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Blaming the weather is the worst excuse in the book. Good job on the bike and X-trainer. 1 Link to comment
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