360 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I've never lost a fight. Or won one. I usually just noise the big boys up and let my bigger mates deal with them if they have the audacity to react to my childish jibes. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The best fighting tactic is the Windmill. I've seen many a fight won by a windymill. Link to comment
radiatorbleeder Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Someone tak your crown in 2009? moved out of the holy land, thought it was time for a reshuffle. Still go back every so often to rattle a few heids up the covies like. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The best fighting tactic is the Windmill. I've seen many a fight won by a windymill. As Daytripping says, there's no known defence against the Windmill. The loon has been doing karate for a few years now, and despite learning all these fancy 'Tornado kicks' and 'Flying Side Kicks', his stated 'best move' is just steaming in with a Windmill. Any time we're having a little sparring session it'll inevitably just descend into both of us Windmilling at each other. Link to comment
tup Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Aye Karate and all that shite is absolutely useless if you come up against a genuinely hard cunt. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I took on Al Queda and came out completely unscathed so I've got to be in with a shout here. They shat it so much they gave up terrorism and allowed ISIS in. Not a lot of people know that. 3 Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I took on Al Queda and came out completely unscathed so I've got to be in with a shout here. They shat it so much they gave up terrorism and allowed ISIS in. Not a lot of people know that. They're not as hard as Gronigen's top boy. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I took on Al Queda and came out completely unscathed so I've got to be in with a shout here. They shat it so much they gave up terrorism and allowed ISIS in. Not a lot of people know that. Lies. You took the pirates plank in your mouth and got off on a technicality. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Aye Karate and all that shite is absolutely useless if you come up against a genuinely hard cunt. I 99% agree with that. Things like Karate and Judo teach you self-discipline, and get you used to the idea of swinging kicks and punches. The loon got into a fight at a birthday party on Sunday, and thought nothing about battering back into the kid who swung a punch at him. A martial art will give a kid the confidence to get into a scuffle and throw some good punches. That's half the battle. In a couple of years time he'll come to Krav Maga with me, the only martial art worth a fuck, and actually learn how to batter someone properly. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 You just know when you hear 'KAPOW' , it's a knockout. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 You just know when you hear 'KAPOW' , it's a knockout. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 'Stop asking the Polish barman for an arm wrestle' 'Oh aye?' KAPOW!!! Goodnight ViennaIs how i remember it Link to comment
CripTank Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Ya boy ain't no stranger to thug life, for real. Get or get got. Smokin suckaz just be part of life in da hood. 3 Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Forced myself to give up thuggery years ago when I discovered the rave scene. Make love, not war is my mantra. But mess with me and you'll regret it Link to comment
radiatorbleeder Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Nae take over your new realm - move in and start cracking skulls?Nae take over your new realm - move in and start cracking skulls?In the centre of toon now. Still working on how to go about it. Maybe bar by bar. Might start in the frigate, put a pint glass in the biggest cunts throat then volley him over the bar. Then move to the prince of Wales etc... Link to comment
lukas989 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Windmilling - the proof: 4 Link to comment
dervish Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Aye Karate and all that shite is absolutely useless if you come up against a genuinely hard cunt. Hard cunt with it can do some damage though. I gave up Karate after about 2 weeks but my big brother stayed with it. Once when trying not to hurt someone who was being a bit of a sack(trying to attack him) put them in the hospital for a few days. If a straight leg kick connects properly it's brutal. Link to comment
caledonia Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I took on Al Queda and came out completely unscathed so I've got to be in with a shout here. They shat it so much they gave up terrorism and allowed ISIS in. Not a lot of people know that.heard you were so hard you put tackets in your socks (younger guys might need that explained) Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 In the centre of toon now. Still working on how to go about it. Maybe bar by bar. Might start in the frigate, put a pint glass in the biggest cunts throat then volley him over the bar. Then move to the prince of Wales etc... I'm waiting for the debrief.. how did the Kincorth ninja assassin get on? Lessons learnt? How did you find night combat? Did you recce the bars and the hardnuts first before steaming in or was it more like guerrilla warfare? i.e. in and out causing as much mayhem as possible before anyone knew what hit them? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I remember a guy, school peer, at the age of 16 glassing someone in a nightclub.Was always involved in the big fights at school.He is probably captain sensible now.Or on death row. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I'll claim this title lads. No evidence needed. Roberto will back me up. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 The Dazzy Heedbutt was famous in North BoD. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'll claim this title lads. No evidence needed. Roberto will back me up. If you were that hard you wouldn't need Roberto to back you up. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 The Dazzy Heedbutt was famous in North BoD. I've heard the most hailed move in North BoD was the Slinky Shuffle. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Canna beat a good flying heidbut - a stationary heidbut is okay and good enough in a crowded situation, but flying means you get your whole body weight behind it. Sounds easy? It's not. Judge it wrong and you'll knock yourself out rather than the intended recipient!! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Your scrappin CV sounds like its a good 5 or 6 pages long mobby min Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Try 10 big man. Question is,... Are you undefeated like our great day tripping. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 After that many punch ups statistically speaking you must've taken a few few for the team Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 What does the Slinky Shuffle entail? I never took Wardog as a man of violence Dragging his dirty rectum along the carpet like a dog. 1 Link to comment
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