Dating Tups For Tip

[zander]

You've got to admit I've got a point. Some of the chat in this thread about challenging people to scrap etc is brutal.

Almost as brutal as most of your posts.

[ebbe]

Most?

[tup]

You've got to admit I've got a point. Some of the chat in this thread about challenging people to scrap etc is brutal.

That's how it rolls around here.

 

Like it or lump it. The abuse continues regardless.

[manboobs109]

That's how it rolls around here.

 

Like it or lump it. The abuse continues regardless.

It's not the abuse I object to it's the hard man patter

[manboobs109]

Most?

I object to that from a pretendy solicitor

[ebbe]

I object to that from a pretendy solicitor

Objection granted.

[manboobs109]

Objection granted.

That was no bad actually!

[tup]

It's not the abuse I object to it's the hard man patter

You seem to be a bit of a shrinking violet.

 

As I said, your objection will make no difference, except to your own popularity.

[manboobs109]

You seem to be a bit of a shrinking violet.

 

As I said, your objection will make no difference, except to your own popularity.

Oh no! How will I cope?

[tup]

Not by befriending Millertime anyway.

[ericblack4boss]

You've got to admit I've got a point. Some of the chat in this thread about challenging people to scrap etc is brutal.

Is that right?

Do you want to make something of it chief

[rumpus]

You've got to admit I've got a point. Some of the chat in this thread about challenging people to scrap etc is brutal.

If big bad Eric doesn't get to you before I do, I'm gong to grab you by the hair and smash your face into the nearest kerb until your teeth are mushed and your nose is inside your cranium.

 

I will then go to your bedsit and set fire to your mother before urinating on your sister.

[tup]

Let me ride his mother first before you torch her.

[rumpus]

^ you'd probably lie that you'd shagged her, same as you tell porkies about all your other encounters with women.

[manboobs109]

Let me ride his mother first before you torch her.

You've not got a ride in you

[tup]

^ you'd probably lie that you'd shagged her, same as you tell porkies about all your other encounters with women.

Aye thats right

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh guess there was no second date.

 

Ah well tup, there's plenty more fish in the sea, some of them not even blood relations.

[Sonoftherock]

I like a virtual square go. So much easier on the fists and bollocks than an actual confrontation. That 'actual fighting' malarky is for dicks.

 

Has there ever been an actual fight between two AFC Chat members?

 

The closest I can think of was when Bad_Mobby slapped BigRedBill in the back of the head.... in O'Donoghues I think it was?

[rumpus]

There was going to be a fight.

 

I turned up, Tup didn't.

[BrianFaePerth]

There was going to be a fight.

 

I turned up, Tup didn't.

 

He turned up, but you couldn't see him as he was behind a dwarf.

[RAZOR]

 

Has there ever been an actual fight between two AFC Chat members?

 

The closest I can think of was when Bad_Mobby slapped BigRedBill in the back of the head.... in O'Donoghues I think it was?

 

Coopy also offered Millertime a go at Fir Park, never came to anything.

 

Boofon slapped reekie_dock and shat on his neck coming back from Parkhead though.

[The Boofon]

 

Coopy also offered Millertime a go at Fir Park, never came to anything.

 

Boofon slapped reekie_dock and shat on his neck coming back from Parkhead though.

 

Razor: "You'll have to get off the bus."

 

Boofon: "Wise up, we're nae even past Dundee."

[RAZOR]

 

Razor: "You'll have to get off the bus."

 

Boofon: "Wise up, we're nae even past Dundee."

 

Reekie: 'That better nae be shite running down my back'

[The Boofon]

 

Reekie: 'That better nae be shite running down my back'

You've got to be on some condition to think someone has shat on your neck and back while you're asleep on a bus.

[Tommy]

You've got to be on some condition to think someone has shat on your neck and back while you're asleep on a bus.

Ah, so you didn't really.

I was kinda liking that story.

[Sonoftherock]

 

Coopy also offered Millertime a go at Fir Park, never came to anything.

 

Boofon slapped reekie_dock and shat on his neck coming back from Parkhead though.

 

What was Millertimes reaction? I could imagine him being all, 'Hud me back! Hud me back...!'

[RAZOR]

 

What was Millertimes reaction? I could imagine him being all, 'Hud me back! Hud me back...!'

 

Shat himself!

[reekie_dock]

You've got to be on some condition to think someone has shat on your neck and back while you're asleep on a bus.

Aye cause we're always straight and sober when on Mong Bus...

[The Boofon]

Aye cause we're always straight and sober when on Mong Bus...

:party:

[BrianFaePerth]

Melissa fae Glasgow is on the market for a man at the moment tup. She's only seen short-erse South American men the last few years, so you wouldn't even need to wear heels for a date.