Dating Tups For Tip

[BrianFaePerth]

I'll be like Chris Eubank.

 

Word of advice tup, women don't go for the gay lisp.

[BrianFaePerth]

I've been advocating & championing the jeans and shoes look for a long time now.

 

Team it with a smart shirt with or without a knitted jumper/tank.

 

Would imagine the barmaids are always impressed when you lech at them in that combo.

[tup]

As I said I have no need for any advice.

[BrianFaePerth]

What time's the date start then?

[RedBarron]

I'll be like Chris Eubank.

Could mean he's going to beat her around the ring!!

[looksgoodinred]

What time's the date start then?

 

i was thinking the same thing!

 

i'm betting it's 7 pm.

 

are you picking her up at home Tup, or meeting her somewhere?

[BrianFaePerth]

That date with his sister afore christmas ended awfy early, so eh will wager he will be back online here by 9.15

[looksgoodinred]

maybe line your drawers with a bit of absorbent paper so you don't show any anticipatory drip marks on your trousers?

the tricky part is not letting her see the toweling if you drop your drawers at any point.

but you may not get the chance, if your tip drips early and she sees the wet spot.

 

it's a tough call to make i'd say.

[Bluto10]

I reckon tups a 5pm for dinner kinda guy.

[BrianFaePerth]

I reckon tups a 5pm for dinner kinda guy.

 

You should hook up with him then, he can have you in bed within 2 hours.

[tup]

That's really none of anyone's business.

[Redforever86]

The weepy tip advice is a great shout.

 

A Spanish hooker laughed at me once after a quick shot of oral to get me in the mood led her to believe I'd ejeculated into the sheath.

 

How we laughed when I told her I was a heavy weeper and have no problem filling the nib with pure weep juice.

 

That's a sob story if ever I heard one.

[Poodler]

The weepy tip advice is a great shout.

 

A Spanish hooker laughed at me once after a quick shot of oral to get me in the mood led her to believe I'd ejeculated into the sheath.

 

How we laughed when I told her I was a heavy weeper and have no problem filling the nib with pure weep juice.

Haha +1 you slimy toad

[Clydeside_Sheep]

So tonights the night Tup!

 

I eagerly await a review of the nights proceedings, though hopefully not in the crime section of the John O'Groats Journal!

 

Whatever happens make sure she pays for half the meal - its not 1920!

 

Do you have "butterflies" yet, or are you cool, calm and collected?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

Write 'cunt' on your forehead as a conversation generator Tup.

 

Hes had that tatooed on permanently, following a stag night prank a few years back

[Nelly]

So tonights the night Tup!

 

I eagerly await a review of the nights proceedings, though hopefully not in the crime section of the John O'Groats Journal!

 

Whatever happens make sure she pays for half the meal - its not 1920!

 

Do you have "butterflies" yet, or are you cool, calm and collected?

 

He'll be looking for 100% surely! Seem to remember him saying he only eats at restaurants if someone else is paying.

 

Lucky girl.

[Redforever86]

Come on guys, don't make Tup look tight. McDonalds ain't that expensive anyway.

[ollie1903]

Good luck Tup. Hope it goes well

[fine-n-dandy]

Fuck that 50/50 shit. Meticulously work out exactly what she owes towards the meal by going through the bill and adding up all the things she had to the exact penny.

She'll be impressed by your attention to detail and arithmetic skills.

& if it's a waitress then the guys tips & a waiter the bird tips

[Ke1t]

maybe line your drawers with a bit of absorbent paper so you don't show any anticipatory drip marks on your trousers?

the tricky part is not letting her see the toweling if you drop your drawers at any point.

but you may not get the chance, if your tip drips early and she sees the wet spot.

 

it's a tough call to make i'd say.

 

 

Did Cheesepipes hack your account?

[ollie1903]

 

 

Did Cheesepipes hack your account?

said too daintily. not enough tales of sodomy and gental warts for it to be the cheeser

[fine-n-dandy]

maybe line your drawers with a bit of absorbent paper so you don't show any anticipatory drip marks on your trousers?

the tricky part is not letting her see the toweling if you drop your drawers at any point.

but you may not get the chance, if your tip drips early and she sees the wet spot.

 

it's a tough call to make i'd say.

It's ok. The sock he stuffs down there will also take care of this problem

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

Did Cheesepipes hack your account?

 

nyet. i'm a not completely inexperienced woman of the world, Kelt min. i know about these kinds of things.

[Ke1t]

said too daintily. not enough tales of sodomy and gental warts for it to be the cheeser

 

Point taken... not the sort of post you would typically associate with the Canadian bird, tho

[looksgoodinred]

& if it's a waitress then the guys tips & a waiter the bird tips

 

maybe being a closet feminist of sorts, she'll just offer to pay for dinner?

 

i can just picture Tup trying to decide what to do.

 

ooo feminista leanings.. ooo but free dinner.. ooo i should pay and show her her place.. ooo free dinner.

[looksgoodinred]

 

Point taken... not the sort of post you would typically associate with the Canadian bird, tho

 

you'd find me quite surprising i expect, Kelt

[rumpus]

Ive only been on this board a short while, and don't know him, but to be perfectly honest I'm nervous for the Tup fellow. He does however seem like a fine chap and Im sure the evening will go well.

Write 'cunt' on your forehead as a conversation generator Tup. She'll look at it and remark on it constantly throughout the candlelit supper.

 

A fine chap....

 

No he's not, he's a cowardly oaf. If you knew his 'issues' you'd maybe feel sorry for him for around 10 minutes before realising he's just a prick.

 

Hope the bint has wised up and left the little fool standing on a corner with his Tesco flowers and shiny head.

[Poodler]

There's worse than Tup. I'll support any man trying in his quest for quim.

 

What is it he's looking for? Is it love? Or a quick in-out?

[tup]

A fine chap....

 

No he's not, he's a cowardly oaf. If you knew his 'issues' you'd maybe feel sorry for him for around 10 minutes before realising he's just a prick.

 

Hope the bint has wised up and left the little fool standing on a corner with his Tesco flowers and shiny head.

You're the one with issues you pisshead freak.

 

I'm sure sooper-hanz can judge for himself and does not need your drunken input.

 

Dickhead.

[rumpus]

You're back early!

 

The munter not show up?