Popular Post BrianFaePerth Posted December 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2015 So today is the big day, it's maybe appropriate that we help our "top poster" with a successful venture in love. Make sure you say she looks lovelyDinna argue about the bill, pay it. No burd likes a miser, let her in on that personality trait slowlyChoke the chicken afore you go.Put on a new pair of underpants. If she's putting it on a plate and you turn her down coz she'll see the skidmarks in your underbreeks, she may well think the rumours about your gayness were right.If you successfully negotiate the above, remember the phrase "less is more luv". But most of all, remember that even if it goes to shit, depart on a good tone as you'll be seeing her again at the family christmas gathering. 21 Link to comment
tup Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Honestly who the fuck do you think you are? Please delete this thread mods. It's obviously an intrusion. Go and fuck yourself Dundonian cunt. Or perhaps you want all the details from your Facebook on here? Or maybe boofon does? This is out of order. 1 1 Link to comment
rumpus Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 No point falling out with Brian! He's trying to help. If it's an intrusion why did you proudly pronounce to the world you had a date tonight? No one would of known if you'd kept it zipped. Hope she stands you up. 2 Link to comment
tup Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I did not announce anything, boofon did. I can't be arsed debating it with you. This clearly breaks the rules and will be deleted shortly. Now fuckoff. Sad old perverted prick that you are Brian. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I did not announce anything, boofon did. I can't be arsed debating it with you. This clearly breaks the rules and will be deleted shortly. Now fuckoff. Sad old perverted prick that you are Brian.No I didn't. Link to comment
rumpus Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 He proudly announced it twice. On the 19th he told us proudly he'd arranged a date for this week, on the 20th he proudly told us it was for Wednesday. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Check the "What you doing today" thread you cantankerous goat. @@tup Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I for one would just like to wish you all the best. A classy bloke doesn't fuck on the first date mind. Keep the goods until she's proved she's worth it. Link to comment
tup Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Check the "What you doing today" thread you cantankerous goat. @@tupFuck you as well. I'm away to trawl your facebook for some private details which I'll then start a thread on. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Remember just because she buys you dinner, it doesn't mean you owe her anything..... 1 Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Fuck you as well. I'm away to trawl your facebook for some private details which I'll then start a thread on. He hid in a cupboard in Algeria once. You should start a thread on that. 2 Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Any chance this date could be live tweeted? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Fuck you as well. I'm away to trawl your facebook for some private details which I'll then start a thread on.You're making a fool of yourself. Read the "What you doing today" post. Link to comment
tup Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 No. You're the one making an issue of it and it's private so go and fuck yourselves. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I'm making no issue of it. Link to comment
Pash Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Hope it goes well tup, all the best. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 A wig and concealed heels. You're welcome. Also, if all goes well, try and go longer than 30 seconds. That always seems to please them! Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 chill out @@tup your only going on a date, it's not like you shat yourself in a hotel in Inverness... If you post things on any social media you have to suffer the concequnces oh it being leaked especially when your Poster of the year... Take it in a good way everyone wants to see what your up too, like George Clooney just without the hair, good looks, Sex appeal, Charm, cash and Barry Tan. 1 Link to comment
buchanskii Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Don't tell her she looks fat, ugly or that she has body odour. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 If she takes it on the face, she's a keeper Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 chill out @@tup your only going on a date, it's not like you shat yourself in a hotel in Inverness... If you post things on any social media you have to suffer the concequnces oh it being leaked especially when your Poster of the year... Take it in a good way everyone wants to see what your up too, like George Clooney just without the hair, good looks, Sex appeal, Charm, cash and Barry Tan. Correction. Shat on the floor. Didn't shit myself. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Was that the time you left a curler under the pool table? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Don't try to give her a stinky on the first date for fuck sake. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 So today is the big day, it's maybe appropriate that we help our "top poster" with a successful venture in love. Make sure you say she looks lovelyDinna argue about the bill, pay it. No burd likes a miser, let her in on that personality trait slowlyChoke the chicken afore you go.Put on a new pair of underpants. If she's putting it on a plate and you turn her down coz she'll see the skidmarks in your underbreeks, she may well think the rumours about your gayness were right.If you successfully negotiate the above, remember the phrase "less is more luv". But most of all, remember that even if it goes to shit, depart on a good tone as you'll be seeing her again at the family christmas gathering. That's some lovely advice. It's nice to be nice. Hopefully the ungrateful cunt catches the virus. Link to comment
360 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Don't forget: it can be windy this time of year, apply extra glue to the scalp for your toupee. All the best. 5 Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 You're making a fool of yourself. Read the "What you doing today" post. Correct, It was Tup who mentioned a date, and it being on Wednesday night. Anyway, good luck min, If she is plump, she will be gagging for it, Link to comment
pwtredz Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 ive got lemonade stains all over my lovely just polished glass dining table that the wife had just cleaned, reading your your last sentence pipes min,as i was sipping a cold glass of r.whites.. Link to comment
boboisared Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Contrary to Brian's advice, it's best to act yourself from the start. If you're a cunt then act like a cunt. That way when your two year anniversary hits, you're not miserable as you can't act how you'd like to act whilst your other pals are out having a grand time. A few of my pals have learned the hard way. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Anyone ever watch the Undateables? I get quite emotional watching it. Really like the show & will always be grateful to it. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Razor, 'don't fuck on the first date'. Mods, ban this cunt. All the best Tup. I'll support any cunt in the quest for a ride. Link to comment
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