Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

6 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

I told everyone that last Friday....

How fucking very dare you not to notice my magnificent, informative and witty posts

I do apologise!

Obviously I do not have my finger on the pulse of the tinned fruits market as well as I had thought!

[jamiesd]

5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

What does the 76 stand for?

How many minutes Zerouali played for the dons for.

[Dad]

8 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said:

I do apologise!

Obviously I do not have my finger on the pulse of the tinned fruits market as well as I had thought!

You just ignored pish spilled by a fucking prick - you're no the first ?

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

You just ignored pish spilled by a fucking prick - you're no the first ?

What's the doc's appointment for Pops?

Chemical castration implant on the orders of the court?

[tutankamun]

Ivana Trump

[For Fecks Sake]

10 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Ivana Trump

You fart away all you like min, better out than in I say ?

[Tommy]

Paul Ryder of Happy Mondays surprisingly beats his brother to Heaven or Hell.

[The Cockney Don]

3 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Paul Ryder of Happy Mondays surprisingly beats his brother to Heaven or Hell.

Was good for Aston Villa & Everton.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Good golf cup. 

[Zeus]

Nae sure you can put "good" and "golf" in the same sentence tbh 

[Simply Red]

RIP Paul Ryder. What a bass player

 

[Dad]

30 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Nae sure you can put "good" and "golf" in the same sentence tbh 

'Golf, is a good game to associate with Pringle Clothing, slazenger and of course - wee balls.' 

 

?

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ saw him slappin the bass last December 

What’s the cause of death? 
 

Heart attack? Eaten by Fire Ants? 

Eaten by a fat revolting monstlosity. 

His brother. 

[Zeus]

Just now, Dad said:

'Golf, is a good game to associate with Pringle Clothing, slazenger and of course - wee balls.' 

 

?

 

Nae doot the most unstylish man on the planet mentions Slazenger.

[Dad]

What is slazenger?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Vicki Vale in the first Batman film. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Band of junkies for junkies.

[NEM]

3 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Band of junkies for junkies.

Big fan I presume?

[RedArmyFakshun]

saw them jam out at the barras in 89.. a glorious shambles..  RIP Paul

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

The BBC and every cunt at it.  Fuckin sick of their fear mongerin' pish.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Suicide pact gone wrong iyam.

Useless woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62195043

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Suicide pact gone wrong iyam.

Useless woman.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-62195043

Not completely.  Got it 50% right.

Rumored to have been some sexy shenanigans gone south.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

11 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Not completely.  Got it 50% right.

Rumored to have been some sexy shenanigans gone south.

Literally fucking each other to death.

Weirdos.

One less rugby person on earth only a good thing.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

9 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

The BBC and every cunt at it.  Fuckin sick of their fear mongerin' pish.

Aye their home page makes it look like aliens have landed or some shit.

Some arsehole in Spain burning his rubbish in his back garden.

Wanks.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Nope, they phoned for help 

Help to remove the man's penis from the Hoover....?

[Simply Red]

What kind of sexy time involves badly injuring each other? 

Obvs folk like bondage and mild strangulation, but cutting each other? Wtf

I was pumping a bird for a couple months who liked to really bite me hard. Nutjob. She wouldve broken the skin if id have let her. No thanks (cracking big norks tho)

[frankie_mac's_4]

A boy in Westhill killed his wife sticking something up her erse a couple years ago - internal bleeding.

The fucking animal just dumped her body afterwards 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

4 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

What kind of sexy time involves badly injuring each other? 

Obvs folk like bondage and mild strangulation, but cutting each other? Wtf

I was pumping a bird for a couple months who liked to really bite me hard. Nutjob. She wouldve broken the skin if id have let her. No thanks (cracking big norks tho)

Pics ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 minute ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

A boy in Westhill killed his wife sticking something up her erse a couple years ago - internal bleeding.

The fucking animal just dumped her body afterwards 

Yikes.

Must've been bigger than the bread bin.

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

A boy in Westhill killed his wife sticking something up her erse a couple years ago - internal bleeding.

The fucking animal just dumped her body afterwards 

Used to drive past that boy every morning walking to his work. He did fuck all jail time for that. Fucking disgrace. Nae ambulance or nowt like you say. In the boot of his car and thrown over a big wall into the woods. The lassie was in my mates class at uni.