Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

17 minutes ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

A boy in Westhill killed his wife sticking something up her erse a couple years ago - internal bleeding.

The fucking animal just dumped her body afterwards 

Aye, I remember that.  Then helped look for her knowin' what he had done.  Niall somebody.  Cunt.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Here's the fucker. McDonald.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/1162173.stm

[manboobs109]

24 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

What kind of sexy time involves badly injuring each other? 

Obvs folk like bondage and mild strangulation, but cutting each other? Wtf

I was pumping a bird for a couple months who liked to really bite me hard. Nutjob. She wouldve broken the skin if id have let her. No thanks (cracking big norks tho)

People really complicate shagging with all that weird foreign shit. Sticking things here and there. Fucking animals. A good 15 minutes or so of oral/vaginal sex, once a fortnight, is quite enough for any man or woman.

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

People really complicate shagging with all that weird foreign shit. Sticking things here and there. Fucking animals. A good 15 minutes or so of oral/vaginal sex, once a fortnight, is quite enough for any man or woman.

That kinda goes by the wayside after a few years of marriage tho.  Zip, lob wank.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  Nice.

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

People really complicate shagging with all that weird foreign shit. Sticking things here and there. Fucking animals. A good 15 minutes or so of oral/vaginal sex, once a fortnight, is quite enough for any man or woman.

I couldnt be fucked with any of that complicated shit either. 

Pump yir wife in the mouth/fanny once a fortnight, in yir own bit, the worlds a happier place for it. (i might need it once a week tho atleast, im still a stallion) 

[frankie_mac's_4]

There was a widespread rumour aboot Robin Galloway's wife attending Foresterhill A&E back in the day inna. Nae idea of the veracity of that rumour, like

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

30 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Used to drive past that boy every morning walking to his work. He did fuck all jail time for that. Fucking disgrace. Nae ambulance or nowt like you say. In the boot of his car and thrown over a big wall into the woods. The lassie was in my mates class at uni. 

What the fuck....?

[Edwin Starr]

On 7/13/2022 at 10:07 AM, Dad said:

Ah good ? 

Away to the doctor's there next week actually - let's see what happens ?

I hope everything goes well for you.?

[Dad]

1 hour ago, Edwin Starr said:

I hope everything goes well for you.?

Hey cheers son ? 

 

Ach I'll be fine probably - as healthy as a fucking ox ?

[Edwin Starr]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Hey cheers son ? 

 

Ach I'll be fine probably - as healthy as a fucking ox ?

The right attitude. 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Britney Spears appears to be having some kind of breakdown on Instagram. 

Lucky to see the end of monkeypox lockdown.

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Britney Spears appears to be having some kind of breakdown on Instagram. 

Lucky to see the end of monkeypox lockdown.

Hopefully ends up with her crying and holding her pussy lips apart and taking videos for us to watch.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Hopefully ends up with her crying and holding her pussy lips apart and taking videos for us to watch.

That's pretty much what she is doing...

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

That's pretty much what she is doing...

I'm not a raging homosex or influencer so don't have Instagram.

If at any point the lips are pulled please do the honourable thing and screenshot.

[Poodler]

Bet her dad is sitting back laughing - this is what yous all asked for. 
 

shes fucking unhinged. Be great in the sack but fuck being mairyt ti her

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Bet her dad is sitting back laughing - this is what yous all asked for. 
 

shes fucking unhinged. Be great in the sack but fuck being mairyt ti her

You'd be pumping her shitter one minute to a full on tears n screaming match the next  leaving you all confused to when you can start working on her rectum next. 

Calm her down with gentle bumcheek strokes then if you're allowed a few bumhole circles and then a fingertip it's pretty much game on again until the next breakdown.

A beautiful disaster.

[Poodler]

She most definitely wouldn’t offer a courtesy wet wipe finger insertion cleanse of the that heavenly inlet prior to the act

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

28 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I'm not a raging homosex or influencer so don't have Instagram.

If at any point the lips are pulled please do the honourable thing and screenshot.

I bet her son's are wishing they could get adopted by Kevin Spacey. 

The video is proper mental.

[cheesepipes]

Ooh, more of this Britney.

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s the sort of mental breakdown eh like to see 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Aye Britney is going wild... been happening for months.

Proper head case. The photo posted is mild compared to others.

Any cunny or arse shots??

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I bet her son's are wishing they could get adopted by Kevin Spacey. 

The video is proper mental.

At first, it looks like a classic Sunday Sport "Fury at Fake Photos" story but on second glance, it's Ms. Spears after all.

[Don Fonte]

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Not beautiful sorry.

Looks like a muscular transgender dwarf.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fussy cunt 

I was talking about Fonte. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Is she posing in such a way to show off her back muscles or teasing us by pulling her arse cheeks apart then placing a heart to preserve her dignity?

 

Punner.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Not beautiful sorry.

Looks like a muscular transgender dwarf.

Noone asked your opinion super noodle heid.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

You’d think someone with her cash would be able to afford decent knickers.  Every pair she has are rolled down or seem to need her thumbs to hold them up.  Sakes Quine, get yersel down to markies.

[Guest milne_afc]

Goodfellas Paulie, 83

Fat cunt tbh

[Jigsaw666]

David Warner from another classic The Omen. Played the journalist who was decapitated by a pane of glass.