Which Celebrity Will Die Next ?

[Poodler]

Carrie Fishers post mortem shows MDMA, cocaine and heroin in her system.

 

What a way to go

[Chewie37]

That, or falling out of a plane

Are the two ways I'd like to go.

Both would be acceptable

[Chewie37]

If I knew the plane was about to crash I've visioned myself standing up arms apart very Jesus like and staring death in the face.

The way I see it, its very much a once in a lifetime experience and huddled next to a stranger with your eyes closed tight is a total waste.

For that quarter second the plane hits being able to take in the utter carnage all around is quite soothing before your body succumbs to the devastating change in acceleration and you explode in a mass of blood, bone and skin.

Spending a lot of time flying you think about these scenarios a lot more.

This is true

If the plane is going down, I'm going to darned well enjoy my last rush of adrenaline

Plenty of Rick Flair style 'WOO's' will comfort those around me on the way down to being smashed to smithereens.

Pair of cunts, now my flight tomorrow will be properly shitty!!!

[Chewie37]

Eaten alive by a Shark/Crocodile/Snake/Lion/army of Ants

Eaten alive by anything, really.

Even Rumpus?

[reekie_dock]

Nae dramas chewie, I'm long hauling on Wednesday. Pre flight checks of gin and smelly ebony princess's always puts cheesepipes into an eight hour slumber.

 

That and triple dunting Valium.

 

How are you going to be able to adopt the Jesus Stance whilst the plane is hurtling into the Atlantic if your oot your gazebo on the Valies ?

[ollie1903]

My least favourite way would be a slowly water filled enclosure. Too long to have to accept death.

 

Tickled to death by Durrant and McCoist

[buchanskii]

Got sent a good video of someone doing this the other day

What a mess you end up.

Was this an Indian boy jumping off some sort of sattelite telite tower? Didn't think it looked that bad until they got up close to him and there were bones sticking out all over the place

[Guest milne_afc]

I switched it off when he landed. Hope he's ok.

[OddJob]

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/jun/18/stephen-furst-actor-who-shone-in-animal-house-dies-aged-63

 

Classic film. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"

[Poodler]

That's the one min

 

Magic.

Still got it? I'd like to see that

[Poodler]

Ouch

[Jocky Balboa]

Whatever happened to the rumours Cher was at death's door last year?

[dave_min]

Whatever happened to the rumours Cher was at death's door last year?

She managed to turn back time.

[Chewie37]

Whatever happened to the rumours Cher was at death's door last year?

Turns out she WAS strong enough

[reekie_dock]

Ouch

Fwd on squire

[manboobs109]

Who wants to watch a video of some poor cunt dying? You cunts want to have a word yourselves. Seriously.

[scoot]

Barry Norman, the film critic guy..deid.

[OddJob]

Barry Norman, the film critic guy..deid.

I thought he died a few years ago? Obviously not then

[HairyPie]

That was Barry White

[Arabian Knight]

Was this an Indian boy jumping off some sort of sattelite telite tower? Didn't think it looked that bad until they got up close to him and there were bones sticking out all over the place

Aye,it's a guid vid likes. Eh wid doubt many suicide jumpers end up lookin that cool, eez goat a wee pout like "aye whitever", even in the afterlife the cunt hud a bit eh swagger eez makin a mockery eh the oversensitive pulling that pose, ye huv tae haud yer hauns up n salute the boy fir that

[The Cockney Don]

Fuck Kermode.

 

Long live Barry Norman.

[Chewie37]

Fuck Kermode.

 

Long live Barry Norman.

 

Is that like on a robot? Activate Fuckermode

[Arabian Knight]

He came doon wi a right thud, wid huv been sare as fuck if he stayed conscious. Then a big crowd gathered round n eh thot eh seen eez spirit leave his body, he'd be happy that he ended up in such a cool pose n so many people aw ower the world goat tae see it, that's his legacy

[Poodler]

RIP Grotbags

 

Rod Hull will be next.

True story about Rod Hull

 

I was in the Hawley Arms down Camden a few years ago. Music quiz. My mate and I got into a tiebreaker with another team to decide the winner.

 

I stepped forward with one opposing member.

 

Question 'name two members of the specials'

 

I said Neville Staple and Rod Hull, instead of Terry Hall

 

Place erupted.

[Guest milne_afc]

True story about Rod Hull

 

I was in the Hawley Arms down Camden a few years ago. Music quiz. My mate and I got into a tiebreaker with another team to decide the winner.

 

I stepped forward with one opposing member.

 

Question 'name two members of the specials'

 

I said Neville Staple and Rod Hull, instead of Terry Hall

 

Place erupted.

Ha! 8 legs 6 legs, 8 legs 6 legs. Count 'em.

Anyway, that's not the real quiz.

[Bluto10]

Lol

 

That's what I was laughing at milnz

[OddJob]

True story about Rod Hull

I was in the Hawley Arms down Camden a few years ago. Music quiz. My mate and I got into a tiebreaker with another team to decide the winner.

I stepped forward with one opposing member.

Question 'name two members of the specials'

I said Neville Staple and Rod Hull, instead of Terry Hall

Place erupted.

Brilliant Poodler ha ha ha

 

I hope they still let you win anyway?

[OddJob]

RIP Dave

I knew it would happen at some point

Good lad, very clever

Hated Earth.

??

[manboobs109]

Sorry to hear that mobby. Lot of it about, some people just don't like being alive.

[OddJob]

Yeah sorry to hear that mobby