Afc Chat Awards 2016

[RAZOR]

Welcome one and all to the beloved AFC Chat Awards. I'll be your host for the next couple of weeks (hold the applause)

 

Categories this year are:

 

Best Poster

 

Most Negative Poster

 

Best Thread

 

Best Newcomer

 

Must Do Better Poster

 

Funniest Poster

 

The Love to Hate Outsider Award : (to pay homage to our friends, this year's newbie will be for those outsiders who don't post on The Hat but we love to hate) (for example : The Shaved Ape, the specky mong, the ferret or even Donald Trump)

 

The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : Our next newbie pays homage to those who have just underperformed for example Tord (painful viewing) , Pudgie (no idea what's happened to him) or even the once great Tup.

 

Biggest Gluepot Award

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award

 

Just a wee instruction to help old Raze out. For a vote to count, the voter must choose from each category.

 

Voting will close on December 14th at midnight.

 

Happy Voting

[The Boofon]

No fishing award?

 

Poor show.

[E-P-K]

Make of break for the awards this year, after only 37 posters voted last year, this year could see the end of the annual awards thread.

 

#getvoting

[tup]

There are a lot more posts on Tup's Corner and I take exception to the implication that I must do anything better. That would be quite impossible.

 

If I stopped posting, this board would barely be worth reading.

 

The person holding the vote should not be trying to influence it or suggest names which seems to be happening here, making the awards corrupt.

[E-P-K]

There are a lot more posts on Tup's Corner and I take exception to the implication that I must do anything better. That would be quite impossible.

 

If I stopped posting, this board would barely be worth reading.

 

The person holding the vote should not be trying to influence it or suggest names which seems to be happening here, making the awards corrupt.

 

 

What have you planned to celebrate your 40,000 post, which will be around the 8th of December +/-

[tup]

Nothing. There will be no let up.

[zander]

There are a lot more posts on Tup's Corner and I take exception to the implication that I must do anything better. That would be quite impossible.

If I stopped posting, this board would barely be worth reading.

The person holding the vote should not be trying to influence it or suggest names which seems to be happening here, making the awards corrupt.

I agree last year's was rigged by masonic proportions.

[RAZOR]

There are a lot more posts on Tup's Corner and I take exception to the implication that I must do anything better. That would be quite impossible.

 

If I stopped posting, this board would barely be worth reading.

 

The person holding the vote should not be trying to influence it or suggest names which seems to be happening here, making the awards corrupt.

Please take your bitchy female like whinging elsewhere. This is for voting.

[E-P-K]

Please take your bitchy female like whinging elsewhere. This is for voting.

 

 

The focus is on you my friend,

 

As the award invigilator, you need to do more to promote it, you do not want to be known as the man who brought down the hat awards.

[RAZOR]

 

 

The focus is on you my friend,

 

As the award invigilator, you need to do more to promote it, you do not want to be known as the man who brought down the hat awards.

Nah. As long as at least 1 person votes which they have done. The awards will continue year after year.

 

#getvoting

[rumpus]

Waste of time. Last year's was corruption on a grand scale. Led by Tup, abley assisted by the instigator of this thread.

 

Therefore this will be the same rigged, shabby mess again, just as well I had the intellect and vision to see through the tangled web of deceit those two had spun.

 

Therefore no point in voting for anyone or anything.

[tup]

Please take your bitchy female like whinging elsewhere. This is for voting.

I'm in charge of this site, not you.

 

I dont see a rush to vote.

 

Apart from biggest gluepot of the year, Captain Caveman.

[tup]

Waste of time. Last year's was corruption on a grand scale. Led by Tup, abley assisted by the instigator of this thread.

 

Therefore this will be the same rigged, shabby mess again, just as well I had the intellect and vision to see through the tangled web of deceit those two had spun.

 

Therefore no point in voting for anyone or anything.

Have to agree with this apart from the bit about it being rigged last year.

[rumpus]

Tup, you agree with everything I say about anything.

 

Get your own point of view.

[BWG]

Best Poster - Dad
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke. Only seems to appear when we're doing shite.
Best Thread - Fart guy thread
Best Newcomer - dave_min
Must Do Better Poster - 360
Funniest Poster - Cheesepipes
The Love to Hate outsider award - Doncaster
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tup
Biggest Gluepot award - There's many to choose from. Tup, EB4B, Misers are all potential winners but I think it's got to go to Clydeside_Sheep again for his continued bullshittery.
Lifetime achievement award - Boofon must surely take this for his infiltration of the WANKS

[The Boofon]

There are a lot more posts on Tup's Corner and I take exception to the implication that I must do anything better. That would be quite impossible.

 

If I stopped posting, this board would barely be worth reading.

 

The person holding the vote should not be trying to influence it or suggest names which seems to be happening here, making the awards corrupt.

 

 

Fair point. Original post should be edited.

[BWG]

There are a lot more posts on Tup's Corner and I take exception to the implication that I must do anything better. That would be quite impossible.

 

If I stopped posting, this board would barely be worth reading.

 

The person holding the vote should not be trying to influence it or suggest names which seems to be happening here, making the awards corrupt.

 

We had a meeting at the lodge and have decided that there is no corruption here.

[The Boofon]

Embroiled in controversy and not even 12 hours old.

 

FFS. Shambles.

[tup]

Shambolic awards this year.

[Dynamo]

Best Poster - RUL
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke
Best Thread - Stadium Thread
Best Newcomer - That Hibs cunt Grayfriars Boaby 1875
Must Do Better Poster - Panda
Funniest Poster - Boofon
The Love to Hate outsider award - The pittodrie 'singing' section
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tord
Biggest Gluepot award - ericblack4boss
Lifetime achievement award - Kelt (RIP)

[RAZOR]

Best Poster - The Oxford Don

Most Negative Poster - DelMonte

Best Thread - U20s

Best Newcomer - Dad

Must Do Better Poster - 360

Funniest Poster - Tup (at his expense)

The Love to Hate outsider award - The Shaved Ape

The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tord

Biggest Gluepot award - ByeneBergen

Lifetime achievement award - Pudgie

[The Boofon]

Why do you have to vote on every award?

 

Are abstainations allowed?

 

Are alternative awards being made up over the course of the month as they are a bit on the light side this year?

 

Are you amending the first post so that people are not swayed with their voting?

 

Should your vote for Tup as funniest poster be null and void as you've actually voted for everybody else on the board and not him?

 

Fuck sake min you've lost the plot here.

[vanderark14]

Best Poster - rumpus
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke
Best Thread - Tups Corner
Best Newcomer - The Village Seagull
Must Do Better Poster - DelMonte
Funniest Poster - Cheesepipes
The Love to Hate outsider award - The Town of Wick
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - ericblack4boss
Biggest Gluepot award - Clydeside_Sheep
Lifetime achievement award - Bluto10

[spamspamspam]

Best Poster. Boofon (WANKS takes it)
Most Negative Poster. Stoney, he only ever drops in when we lose so he can bitch.
Best Thread. New Stadium Thread
Best Newcomer. manboobs
Must Do Better Poster. Tup
Funniest Poster. Boofon (WANKS)
The Love to Hate outsider award. Abmad
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award. Tup
Biggest Gluepot award. Toss up between afc blockhead and CS, blockhead just nips ahead this year.
Lifetime achievement award. Boofon (for the WANKS)

 

The WANKS wind up owns the AFC internet this year I'm afraid. Should be a top trolling of the year award created just for that as well.

[tup]

All you newbies can fuck right off with your negativity.

 

Especially manboobs AIDS ridden Hibs prick of a pal.

[looksgoodinred]

Good day Razor,

 

Can you please remind me who has already received the lifetime achievement award?

 

[looksgoodinred]

All you newbies can fuck right off with your negativity.

 

Especially manboobs AIDS ridden Hibs prick of a pal.

 

a bit out of sorts today, Tup?

[The Boofon]

We need a 'Best poster that is a bird' category.

 

 

Buzzard takes it by a feather.

 

Apologies to The Village Seagull and Bluto the tit.

[tup]

 

a bit out of sorts today, Tup?

No, I'm fine thanks.

[RAZOR]

Good day Razor,

 

Can you please remind me who has already received the lifetime achievement award?

 

Tommy

Harcus

Mini

 

From the current posters I believe.