Afc Chat Awards 2016

[The Oxford Don]

Best Poster - The Oxford Don

Most Negative Poster - DelMonte

Best Thread - U20s

Best Newcomer - Dad

Must Do Better Poster - 360

Funniest Poster - Tup (at his expense)

The Love to Hate outsider award - The Shaved Ape

The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tord

Biggest Gluepot award - ByeneBergen

Lifetime achievement award - Pudgie

 

FFS I'm welling up here...

[dazzy_deff]

Best Poster - Poodler
Most Negative Poster - Stoney
Best Thread - WANKS
Best Newcomer - Dad
Must Do Better Poster - 360
Funniest Poster - Dave_min
The Love to Hate outsider award - The Shaved Ape
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tord
Biggest Gluepot award - Tup
Lifetime achievement award - King Street Loon

[tup]

Torturing animals

 

Think you imagined that.

[looksgoodinred]

Tommy

Harcus

Mini

 

From the current posters I believe.

 

thanks!

[Henry]

Tommy

Harcus

Mini

 

From the current posters I believe.

 

Boofon won last year's award.

[cruzcampo3]

Best Poster - Ollie
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke.
Best Thread - Under 20's
Best Newcomer - Dad
Must Do Better Poster - 360
Funniest Poster - Daytripping
The Love to Hate outsider award - Shaved Ape
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tup
Biggest Gluepot award - EB4B
Lifetime achievement award - RAZOR

[DD1903]

Best Poster - cheesepipes

Most Negative Poster - stoneybloke

Best Thread - the latest purchase thread

Best Newcomer - Dad (dave_min's demise this year has been painful to watch)

Must Do Better Poster - tup

Funniest Poster - rumpus

The Love to Hate outsider award - the ape and his brigade.

The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - tord.

Biggest Gluepot award - cockney don. The gifs etc are painful

Lifetime achievement award - cheesepipes

[DelMonte]

Best Poster - Panda

Most Negative Poster - ShooftahMooftah (just cause I can't vote for myself I'm guessing?)

Best Thread - Adam Runey

Best Newcomer - Dad

Must Do Better Poster - Pudgie

Funniest Poster - Dad

The Love to Hate outsider award - It does have to be the shaved ape

The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tup

Biggest Gluepot award - vanderark

Lifetime achievement award - cheesepipes

[The Oxford Don]

Best Poster - King Street Loon, though honourable mention to strachanmcgheegoal
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke
Best Thread - Stadium Plans

Best Newcomer - Grays Babylon/Dad - tie
Must Do Better Poster - Bluto - pretty much every device on the planet now comes with a spellchecker, nae need to post in hieroglyphics.
Funniest Poster - cheesepipes
The Love to Hate outsider award - Gordon Strachan
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tord
Biggest Gluepot award - eb4b
Lifetime achievement award - Kelt (posthumous award)

[looksgoodinred]

Best Poster - King Street Loon
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke
Best Thread - what are you having for lunch
Best Newcomer - Dad
Must Do Better Poster - tup
Funniest Poster - rumpus
The Love to Hate outsider award - Trump (cos i have to put something)
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - EB4B
Biggest Gluepot award - EB4B
Lifetime achievement award - Boofon. for his WANKS work. priceless.

[HairyPie]

Best newcomer - HairyPie

Best Poster - Poodler

Most Negative Poster - Millertime

Best newcomer - HairyPie

Best Thread - What are you doing today

Must do better - Dad

Funniest Poster - Henry

Love to hate chap - Richard Clayderman

Biggest decline - dave_min

Best newcomer - HairyPie

Biggest gluepot - Bluto10

Lifetime Achievement - cheesepipes

[Quagmire]

Best Poster - Bad Mobby
Most Negative Poster - Tup
Best Thread - Oil Price Victims
Best Newcomer - Grays Babylon
Must Do Better Poster - Dave_min
Funniest Poster - Grays Babylon/Cheesepipes
The Love to Hate outsider award - Fuck knows.
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Tup (beginning to repeat the same 5 topics ah the time).
Biggest Gluepot award - Clydesdale_Sheep
Lifetime achievement award - Henry

[King Street Loon]

Best Poster - Boofon. for his infiltration of the WANKS.
Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke. Cunt only appears when things go wrong.
Best Thread - Stadium Plans the infiltration of the WANKS sealed it.
Best Newcomer - Dad
Must Do Better Poster - The Cockneymemegifyoutubevideodon
Funniest Poster - Cheesepipes. Never fails to raise a laugh.
The Love to Hate outsider award - The Shaved Ape
The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - Close one this, but Tord gets it for me.
Biggest Gluepot award - Fine_n_Dandy
Lifetime achievement award - Kelt, may he rest in peace.

[King Street Loon]

What's this WANKS thing from Boofon all about?

 

Can someone point a brother in the right direction.

 

Roberto, nae bother man. Just a daft poll. To be honest I love every cunt, good or bad, black or white, Sheep or Hibee, fat or thin, tall or tup.

 

Peace.

Read the stadium plans from the start mate. I believe all you need will be in there.

Boofon infiltrated the NIMBY network against the proposed new stadium and training facilities.

[tup]

Go for it, I have no memory of torturing anything, I think you are making it up.

[Quagmire]

Read the stadium plans from the start mate. I believe all you need will be in there.

Boofon infiltrated the NIMBY network against the proposed new stadium and training facilities.

 

142 pages of cracking reading for someone who supports another team

[The Boofon]

 

Boofon won last year's award.

 

 

Incorrect.

[360]

Looks like the award for "Must Do Better" is going to the wire.

[The Village Seagull]

What about Bruce Forsyth?

[Panda]

Best Poster: the oxford don. Tend to agree with the majority of what he says.

 

Most Negative Poster: strachanmcgheegoal.

 

Best Thread: stadium plans

 

Best Newcomer: Dad

 

Must Do Better Poster: dave_min. Having Tup as a role model has been a big mistake for him.

 

Funniest Poster: Dad

 

The Love to Hate Outsider Award : Standfree03 on Pieandbovril. Needs friends. Once claimed to be in a pub with all his mates getting pissed before a game, yet made about 200 posts for the next hour on P&B, meaning he either ignored all his mates in favour of internet friends, or was sat in his room surrounded by his teddies.

 

The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : Can I vote standfreeed for managing for bugger up Abmad? How do you fail at running a forum? Can guarantee when he dies it'll be nominated in the Darwin awards.

 

Biggest Gluepot Award: EB4B (sorry pal).

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award: Boofon for the WANKS stuff.

[The Buzzard]

Hard to contribute fully at an early point of my arrival here so you may all think this nonsense.

 

Best Poster: Tup, because he always provokes a reaction

 

Most Negative Poster: Same as above for same reasons

 

Best Thread: cheese pipes pre-match party

 

Best Newcomer: The Village Seagull - for his surreal chat

 

Must Do Better Poster: Razor - seems to be one of the top men here and a voice of reason, also likes to throw in a few grenades to conversations and watches the carnage unfold. I want to see more of that.

 

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes just ahead of TVS

 

The Love to Hate Outsider Award The pricks on that programme Impractical Jokers

 

The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : Who is it that posts all of the political rants? Clydeside Sheep?

 

Biggest Gluepot Award: too soon for me but I'll say ByenEBergen

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award: too soon for me but I'll say The Boofon

[Clydeside_Sheep]

The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : Who is it that posts all of the political rants? Clydeside Sheep?

 

Its not me, its Van Der Ark.

[vanderark14]

 

Its not me, its Van Der Ark.

 

 

 

are you Lee Wallace?

 

grassing cunt

[BWG]

The Hibee has completely made a cunt of Tup here. I don't see how Tup can possibly come back from this (latest) humiliation.

[spamspamspam]

The Hibee has completely made a cunt of Tup here. I don't see how Tup can possibly come back from this (latest) humiliation.

 

I am slightly suspicious.

 

How would a hibee that joined a few months ago know about or remember a post from 2011.

[DD1903]

The Hibee has completely made a cunt of Tup here. I don't see how Tup can possibly come back from this (latest) humiliation.

It is just as well there isn't a 'Worst father' award this year...would put him over the edge

[looksgoodinred]

Nice photo Lgir, but is that an Inverness Caley scarf ?

 

thanks. and no. it's just a scarf.. apparently "Muted Blue Dress Stewart Tartan" by the label on it.

i liked the colours.

[tup]

The Hibee has completely made a cunt of Tup here. I don't see how Tup can possibly come back from this (latest) humiliation.

Be careful what you wish for.

 

These awards are a joke as they were influenced in the opening post, rendering them biased.

 

I dinna forget this kind of slur. I am 100% positive, I am only negative towards folk I have no time for.

[tup]

I read the whole thread cos I love cats and it was only 4 pages long.

 

I also am a sad act with too much time on my hands. It's better than booze though.

Fuck cats and you as well.

[dave_min]

Fuck cats and you as well.

Even @@Bluto10 knows it's pussy you wanna fuck, not cats.