ebbe Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Best poster : fine n dandy Negative : Stoneybloke Best thread : Today's bet Best Newcomer : The Buzzard Must do better poster : FASH Funniest poster : News Love to hate : Wolf fae gladiators Biggest Meltdown : Henry changing his name Biggest Gluepot : tord31 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Best Poster: tup Most Negative Poster: tup Best Thread: seagull's nest Best Newcomer: The village seagull Must Do Better Poster: tup Funniest Poster: tup The Love to Hate Outsider: The display squad The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : tup Biggest Gluepot Award: tup The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award [blank]@@RAZOR - my vote is incomplete. I'll reconsider and submit at a later date. Ok thanks Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Best Poster: The Poodler Most Negative Poster: Horrendous Award Choice so Razor your getting it! Best Thread: Stadium Thread for the infiltration of the Nimby Cunts Best Newcomer: Dad Must Do Better Poster: Tup Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes and his beard The Love to Hate Outsider: The leader of the foundry reds The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : Tup for begging the mods to remove my posts. Biggest Gluepot Award: Tup, purely for calling Lgr a split arse. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award : Boofon for his superb trolling on the wanks Facebook page. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Best Poster - Serious answer as it's a football forum: I'll give my vote to Boboisared. I certainly don't agree with everything he says, but I respect that he's willing to debate his point. If he calls you out on something, there is always reasoning provided. Agree with some of the others though - The Oxford Don is good too, in a similar, yet less confrontational, manner to Bobo.Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke. Unbelievable character. Not sure he isn't an elaborate troll - but it's been going on for years now. He's like the grim reaper of AFC Chat. Casts a shadow over the forum every time something goes wrong.Best Thread - U20's/U17's enjoying following the progress. Would love to see us produce a few home-grown players who could make a difference in the first team. (or the tennis thread, but only when the Boofon was blocked!)Best Newcomer - HairyPie . Been some really good new members this year. Pleased to see the forum doing so well despite the continual gradual takeover of social media.Must Do Better Poster - Bluto10. Just an embarrassment! Not sure what he ever gets out of posting on here (in his trademark garbled incomprehensible style), only ever contributes to the English football related topics, a few posts about how much beer he can drink... then, if we're lucky, we'll be treated to a unionist rant about Scotland being a 'monkey country', etc... Hopefully he doesn't develop an interest in AFC and Scottish football any time soon.Funniest Poster - Rumpus. Probably the best character on the forum. If his name pops-up on a topic - I'll open it. Honourable mentions to Fatjim - should post more!The Love to Hate Outsider Award - Relevance?The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - amazed Ericblack4boss's rants haven't amassed more votes. Brilliant entertainment!Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside_Sheep. I think he genuinely reckons he's a lot smarter than the rest of us... however, we're not the one's who've been brainwashed by a fantastical religious cult. I imagine him sitting behind his keyboard, chuckling at us unenlightened simpletons, completely unaware that he's the bigger joke. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award- Kelt. Posthumously. We'll build a virtual statue for him! Link to comment
DelMonte Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 The Love to Hate Outsider will have to be binned next year. Pish category. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 The Love to Hate Outsider will have to be binned next year. Pish category.The Awards Committee will take your thoughts into consideration. Thanks Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 @@RAZOR - my vote is incomplete. I'll reconsider and submit at a later date. Ok thanksNo problem milne. Good luck with the tough decisions ahead. Link to comment
RUL Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster. BoboMost Negative Poster. Milne afcBest Thread. U17/u20Best Newcomer. DadMust Do Better Poster. ClydesideFunniest Poster. Muttonhumper The Love to Hate outsider award. HunsThe Biggest decline and/or meltdown award clydeside Biggest Gluepot award. Clydeside Lifetime achievement award. Kelt Link to comment
Redstar Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster. rumpusMost Negative Poster. StoneyblokeBest Thread. WANKSBest Newcomer. DadMust Do Better Poster. tupFunniest Poster. CheesepipesThe Love to Hate outsider award. The GWT...obviously The Biggest decline and/or meltdown award Reekie Dock...for his toe curling cringefest posts about his step kid.Biggest Gluepot award. Clydeside...sorry chief...Lifetime achievement award. Kelt...God rest him Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Is kelt dead?Unsubstantiated rumour. Tup claims to have proof but will only divulge over PM. I'm still hoping for a dramatic Keltish return from the grave, like Jesus or Tupac. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster. rumpusMost Negative Poster. StoneyblokeBest Thread. WANKSBest Newcomer. DadMust Do Better Poster. tupFunniest Poster. CheesepipesThe Love to Hate outsider award. The GWT...obviouslyThe Biggest decline and/or meltdown award Reekie Dock...for his toe curling cringefest posts about his step kid.Biggest Gluepot award. Clydeside...sorry chief...Lifetime achievement award. Kelt...God rest him I love the fact you still hate him What will you do if/when he finally goes? Link to comment
Redstar Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I love the fact you still hate him What will you do if/when he finally goes?Only death will remove him from the AFC gravy train...but I'm sure Milne has a completely hopeless cunt lined up to replace him when he does depart...till then I'll carry on directing dogs abuse at the auld cunt at every opportunity. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted December 2, 2016 Author Share Posted December 2, 2016 Only death will remove him from the AFC gravy train...but I'm sure Milne has a completely hopeless cunt lined up to replace him when he does depart...till then I'll carry on directing dogs abuse at the auld cunt at every opportunity.A bigger cunt he'd struggle to find. The man is a royal arsehole Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Why do you have to vote on every award? Are abstainations allowed? Are alternative awards being made up over the course of the month as they are a bit on the light side this year? Are you amending the first post so that people are not swayed with their voting? Should your vote for Tup as funniest poster be null and void as you've actually voted for everybody else on the board and not him? Fuck sake min you've lost the plot here. Answers please @@RAZOR Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 After reading the op again I think we should call a halt to voting, Tup and Pudgie don't deserve such treatment, really really unfair why they were singled out, my heart bleeds for them both, I demand we start the process again with a mod making the opening post. Sorry Tup, I got it wrong. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster - DaytsMost Negative Poster - don't knowBest Thread - What you doing today?Best Newcomer - CriptankMust Do Better Poster - Bluto, he needs to put his fingers on a diet, or get a phone with bigger buttons. Funniest Poster - CheesepipesThe Love to Hate outsider award - Salad CreamThe Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - TupBiggest Gluepot award - Rosemount Red seems a bit of a spazLifetime achievement award - amancalledbuck - get him out of retirementBest Poster that is a bird award - LGIR (TVS and The Buzzard joint second) I've got comfy, min. I'm way off being match fit. I need to start gently, ease myself back in. Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster - DaytsMost Negative Poster - don't knowBest Thread - What you doing today?Best Newcomer - CriptankMust Do Better Poster - Bluto, he needs to put his fingers on a diet, or get a phone with bigger buttons.Funniest Poster - CheesepipesThe Love to Hate outsider award - Salad CreamThe Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - TupBiggest Gluepot award - Rosemount Red seems a bit of a spazLifetime achievement award - amancalledbuck - get him out of retirementBest Poster that is a bird award - LGIR (TVS and The Buzzard joint second) Humbled mobby, truly humbled, I'll kiss your feet when I see you next you beautiful man. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster@Chewie37 Most Negative PosterFar too many to name here. I like @@shooftahmooftah too much to nominate him so it'll have to be @@milne_afc Best ThreadSevco Thread (got to keep the reputation up ken?)Best NewcomerWell this was going to be @@Dad but not after his vitriolic postings about me in this thread. Poke it old man! @@Grays Babylon 1875 Must Do Better Poster@@Tord31 Funniest Poster @@daytripping His posts usually manage to raise a smile. The Love to Hate Outsider Award : Yon teacher cunt fae the no2kingsford camp. The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award : @@Roberto Got affa negative affa quickly. Sorry pal! Biggest Gluepot Award@@Clydeside_Sheep. Some incredible opinions. Truly baffling. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement AwardI'll offset my one vote and go for @@The Boofon . One of the best trolling exhibits ever seen on this board. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 There should also be an award along the lines of "Poster you'd like to hear more from" I'd go for Mr John. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster - Serious answer as it's a football forum: I'll give my vote to Boboisared. I certainly don't agree with everything he says, but I respect that he's willing to debate his point. If he calls you out on something, there is always reasoning provided. Agree with some of the others though - The Oxford Don is good too, in a similar, yet less confrontational, manner to Bobo.Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke. Unbelievable character. Not sure he isn't an elaborate troll - but it's been going on for years now. He's like the grim reaper of AFC Chat. Casts a shadow over the forum every time something goes wrong. Best Thread - U20's/U17's enjoying following the progress. Would love to see us produce a few home-grown players who could make a difference in the first team. (or the tennis thread, but only when the Boofon was blocked!) Best Newcomer - HairyPie . Been some really good new members this year. Pleased to see the forum doing so well despite the continual gradual takeover of social media. Must Do Better Poster - Bluto10. Just an embarrassment! Not sure what he ever gets out of posting on here (in his trademark garbled incomprehensible style), only ever contributes to the English football related topics, a few posts about how much beer he can drink... then, if we're lucky, we'll be treated to a unionist rant about Scotland being a 'monkey country', etc... Hopefully he doesn't develop an interest in AFC and Scottish football any time soon. Funniest Poster - Rumpus. Probably the best character on the forum. If his name pops-up on a topic - I'll open it. Honourable mentions to Fatjim - should post more! The Love to Hate Outsider Award - Relevance? The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - amazed Ericblack4boss's rants haven't amassed more votes. Brilliant entertainment! Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside_Sheep. I think he genuinely reckons he's a lot smarter than the rest of us... however, we're not the one's who've been brainwashed by a fantastical religious cult. I imagine him sitting behind his keyboard, chuckling at us unenlightened simpletons, completely unaware that he's the bigger joke. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award- Kelt. Posthumously. We'll build a virtual statue for him! Aw shucks. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster - Serious answer as it's a football forum: I'll give my vote to Boboisared. I certainly don't agree with everything he says, but I respect that he's willing to debate his point. If he calls you out on something, there is always reasoning provided. Agree with some of the others though - The Oxford Don is good too, in a similar, yet less confrontational, manner to Bobo.Most Negative Poster - Stoneybloke. Unbelievable character. Not sure he isn't an elaborate troll - but it's been going on for years now. He's like the grim reaper of AFC Chat. Casts a shadow over the forum every time something goes wrong. Best Thread - U20's/U17's enjoying following the progress. Would love to see us produce a few home-grown players who could make a difference in the first team. (or the tennis thread, but only when the Boofon was blocked!) Best Newcomer - HairyPie . Been some really good new members this year. Pleased to see the forum doing so well despite the continual gradual takeover of social media. Must Do Better Poster - Bluto10. Just an embarrassment! Not sure what he ever gets out of posting on here (in his trademark garbled incomprehensible style), only ever contributes to the English football related topics, a few posts about how much beer he can drink... then, if we're lucky, we'll be treated to a unionist rant about Scotland being a 'monkey country', etc... Hopefully he doesn't develop an interest in AFC and Scottish football any time soon. Funniest Poster - Rumpus. Probably the best character on the forum. If his name pops-up on a topic - I'll open it. Honourable mentions to Fatjim - should post more! The Love to Hate Outsider Award - Relevance? The biggest decline and/or meltdown Award - amazed Ericblack4boss's rants haven't amassed more votes. Brilliant entertainment! Biggest Gluepot Award - Clydeside_Sheep. I think he genuinely reckons he's a lot smarter than the rest of us... however, we're not the one's who've been brainwashed by a fantastical religious cult. I imagine him sitting behind his keyboard, chuckling at us unenlightened simpletons, completely unaware that he's the bigger joke. The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award- Kelt. Posthumously. We'll build a virtual statue for him! Prick. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster - Oxford DonMost Negative Poster - DelMonteBest Thread - This one (and it's yet to get fired up)Best Newcomer - DadMust Do Better Poster - Dave_MinFunniest Poster - CheesepipesThe Love to Hate outsider award - Hun fae GovanThe Biggest decline and/or meltdown award - TupBiggest Gluepot award - C_S (give it to him and retire the award)Lifetime achievement award - Cheesepipes Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I'm waiting until the last day to use my votes to crush hopes and dreams. Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Best Poster. KSLMost Negative Poster. StoneyblokeBest Thread. WANKSBest Newcomer. DadMust Do Better Poster. TommyFunniest Poster. Dayts.The Love to Hate outsider award. Anything to do with The RangersThe Biggest decline and/or meltdown award. TupBiggest Gluepot award. AbdyLifetime achievement award. Boofon Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Only death will remove him from the AFC gravy train...but I'm sure Milne has a completely hopeless cunt lined up to replace him when he does depart...till then I'll carry on directing dogs abuse at the auld cunt at every opportunity.I imagine if the GWT did die then Wiggy would do a Futurama on him.You'll never be rid of him. Link to comment
BWG Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 I imagine if the GWT did die then Wiggy would do a Futurama on him.You'll never be rid of him.The GWT would hate being in that jar. No corners. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Don't recall winning the lifetime award. Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Haha - stick it up your kazoo pudgeReal men take it on the chin. Love Cunt Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Dad what a kidder.Eh read that as "Dad - what a kiddie fiddler" Like they say, no smoke without fire. 1 1 Link to comment
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