Joe Lewis

[Fridge]

The last time I saw him I got him to sign an autograph for a lassie I know as it’s her favourite player. Which he did fair play, but he did ask me the question of what do you want me to do, well I’ve got a programme and asked you to sign it what the fuck else do you want me to explain.

 

[donswin1983]

22 minutes ago, RDS said:

Can football players not sell a house and buy another here whilst under contract

As a conveyancing lawyer (which, I’m not) I can confirm that football players under contract, can sell and buy another property! 

[aberdeen1970]

8 hours ago, RDS said:

Can football players not sell a house and buy another here whilst under contract

I think renting a property is allowed too. Crazy times. 

[GeorgeStreetReds]

McInnes definitely gave him a year too long a contract. Still fucking us now.

[Big Hat Logan]

One of the best keepers we’ve ever had, probably the best in the league for a few years. By all accounts a great guy too. Wish him all the best when he leaves.

If we keep hold of Roos I will be amazed, he’s a fantastic player. Need to sign a decent back up though 

[milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Big Hat Logan said:

One of the best keepers we’ve ever had, probably the best in the league for a few years. By all accounts a great guy too. Wish him all the best when he leaves.

If we keep hold of Roos I will be amazed, he’s a fantastic player. Need to sign a decent back up though 

First proper goalie we had in years. Deserved a medal in 2k17

[Big Hat Logan]

Just now, milne_afc said:

First proper goalie we had in years. Deserved a medal in 2k17

Definitely, there was some amount of utter garbage for years before someone actually thought we should sign a decent keeper. Mind that Colombian guy from Man City? Horrific 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Big Hat Logan said:

Definitely, there was some amount of utter garbage for years before someone actually thought we should sign a decent keeper. Mind that Colombian guy from Man City? Horrific 

David Gonzalez (I think?). He was abysmal. 

[milne_afc]

That idiot never made a single save. Total clown.

[torry_battery_ram]

55 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

That idiot never made a single save. Total clown.

He was still better than Bertrand Bossu, Adam Collin and Scott Brown (keeper version not the Fleetwood manager)

[fine-n-dandy]

Did like his comments about Hayes’s hair  in the RedTv ‘views of the dressing room’ 🤣

[Sheep Shagger]

He was a really good keeper. 

He has been poor for a long time now. Did he get too comfortable as captain or after a long contract with good money?

Unlikely to improve. An expensive back up. Perhaps he will up his game this season as he is still capable.

 

[fine-n-dandy]

Provided he took a massive wage drop (& we struggle to find a better No2.) he will be ok as No.2 imo. We have had far far worse No.1 keepers (even on Lewis current shit form) let alone No.2’s

 

Would have to be a serious wage drop though & if we are at all prepared to have a higher wage spent on a No.2 then I hope it isn’t Lewis.

[Guest]

Get rid, play the youth Keeper as sub.

[Durrant Dived]

14 hours ago, North east Cobian said:

Get rid, play the youth Keeper as sub.

Who is the youth keeper now like? That blessing lad is away to peterhead.

Edit - is it Tom Ritchie? 

[Tord31]

7 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Who is the youth keeper now like? That blessing lad is away to peterhead.

Edit - is it Tom Ritchie? 

Tom Ritchie is the third keeper away with the team in Portugal

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Mad how atrocious Lewis was when he went in goals in January. He was some keeper on his day. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Mad how atrocious Lewis was when he went in goals in January. He was some keeper on his day. 

Looked like he had won a competition. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 6/29/2023 at 11:41 PM, Fridge said:

The last time I saw him I got him to sign an autograph for a lassie I know as it’s her favourite player. Which he did fair play, but he did ask me the question of what do you want me to do, well I’ve got a programme and asked you to sign it what the fuck else do you want me to explain.

 

Maybe Joe thought you were a dodger min and that perhaps you had "acquired" an AFC Chequebook disingenuously then filled out payment details of a blank cheque within said book (payable to Fridge/The Dutch Mill), and then all he had to do was sign it in order for you to present it to your bank and await clearance of the desired funds. 

Autograph hunters are worth the watching.😄

[Fridge]

50 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Maybe Joe thought you were a dodger min and that perhaps you had "acquired" an AFC Chequebook disingenuously then filled out payment details of a blank cheque within said book (payable to Fridge/The Dutch Mill), and then all he had to do was sign it in order for you to present it to your bank and await clearance of the desired funds. 

Autograph hunters are worth the watching.😄

Could be. Got an autographh from Duk recently for the bird again. The worst thing is I still haven’t managed to nail her. Work in progress.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Could be. Got an autographh from Duk recently for the bird again. The worst thing is I still haven’t managed to nail her. Work in progress.

Hopefully the bird is worth it when she comes home to roost.

Out of curiosity, how did he present his signature (full name with "Duk" or simply Duk)?

 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Hopefully the bird is worth it when she comes home to roost.

Out of curiosity, how did he present his signature (full name with "Duk" or simply Duk)?

 

Duk. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Duk. 

Saves the secretion of a squid I suppose.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Saves the secretion of a squid I suppose.

Well to be fair if he’d used his full name she probably wouldn’t have known who it was. Should have just written ledge.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Well to be fair if he’d used his full name she probably wouldn’t have known who it was. Should have just written ledge.

Ha ha, fair doos. 

"Libraries gave us power" though min.😉

[CCB III]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Could be. Got an autographh from Duk recently for the bird again. The worst thing is I still haven’t managed to nail her. Work in progress.

Parody of a man

 

Love it

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Parody of a man

 

Love it

Unfortunately all my stories are true

[Scotty_Toronto]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That boy was abysmal. Watched him during a few warm ups and I’m convinced he was told to treat it like dodgeball and move out the way of the ball.

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."

[Studebaker-90]

Last time I saw him he was skulking beside the taxi queue across the road from the dolphin on chapel street. Has Elaine left him yet?

[Fridge]

4 hours ago, Fridge said:

Unfortunately all my stories are true

lol another another needless dildo from a stupid weegie fuck. So I won’t give you a dildo in response. I will say hope you have a nice day.