Sam Cosgrove

[maryhilldon]

Is it a full moon tonight? Folk losing their shit.

[Poodler]

Is it a full moon tonight? Folk losing their shit.

Hopefully you lose your login details

[Ke1t]

The block function is underrated I feel.

 

Essentially the people you block no longer exist. They are just gone, they cease to exist.

 

Which is a great feeling tbh. Particularly when you realise how desperate the usual offenders are to be being your face and as annoying as fucking possible.

 

Fuck them. Ignore = delete from existence

 

I've so many cunts on block that entire threads are just a list of people I've blocked. 

 

I don't bother them, they don't bother me. 

 

[Chewie37]

cunt chewbacca ye wir done months ago --ye goat taught a harsh lesson ye lippy wee cunt...n ye keeps comin back fir mare. cunts goat a badge oan him in worse nick thin a fanny that's shat oot twa harveys. fire yersel tae fuck ya spare prick eh a man

The problem I have is that you're that thick a cunt, you actually believe that you can "school" someone, which is ironic, because you obviously struggle with real social interaction and the basics in communication skills that you should have learnt at school. Your aim every time is to go for the infantile humour that is usually used by 12 year olds or for appealing to 12 year old boys, so for your minimal intelligence and propensity to aim your humour at kids, you can fuck off.

Don't reply to me again, and don't ever think of mentioning my kids again you fucking prick

[Poodler]

Is the roid club still on the go?

[maryhilldon]

Hopefully you lose your login details

 

I dont log out. HA

[manboobs109]

Cosgrove probably had a wee spy at this thread to see all the compliments after his goals. I'd imagine he's quite confused.

[manboobs109]

Is he a Samuel or just plain Sam?

[Tord31]

Sammy Balloon Door Cosgrove

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I still don't think he's that bad. He's made a step up and he's learning.

 

He was brought in to learn a specific role, and the various injuries and suspensions have forced us to change formations and tactics and for some reason it was decided that he would play up front, isolated and have long balls thumped to him.

 

His role should be to receive and hold the ball and play as part of a front two and have the odd heider or shot when fortune favours.

This will allow May to play to his strengths and wake up, and Anderson will fit well in that too.

 

Given that we are still in an about the main rivals (with the exception of Hearts, which will eventually collapse surely) I am willing to see if it comes good once we have the full squad back.

If the Tims take until after the January window to sort themselves out, the huns and hibs just continue as is and hearts collapse, then we can climb the table.

 

A bit optimistic maybe but why the fuck not, it beats moaning 24 hours a day.   We've had a bad start to the season, but have still won more than we've lost and were unlucky at Celtic Park.  If our form improves in the 2nd set of 11 games and we go on a run, then the table will look good for us by New year.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Sammy Door Bam Cosgrove

[Poodler]

Good in the rat pack

 

Token

[pocrawred]

He's on fire now, it'll be a hat trick against the jambo cunts and then he'll rampage all over the hun defence at Hampden. Boy will be in the SFA Hall of Fame by December.

Nah! The ref at the farts game will be sending him off. Straight red for scoring a hat trick against the diet hunz then miss the semi against full fat hunz.

[BWG]

Nah! The ref at the farts game will be sending him off. Straight red for scoring a hat trick against the diet hunz then miss the semi against full fat hunz.

You've certainly put them in their place by calling them farts. Top posting Lencarl.

[RAZOR]

You've certainly put them in their place by calling them farts. Top posting Lencarl.

Classic banter with 'hunz' as well.

[Betty Swallicks]

Nah! The ref at the farts game will be sending him off. Straight red for scoring a hat trick against the diet hunz then miss the semi against full fat hunz.

 

 

I'd be delighted if that happened.

[pocrawred]

Classic banter with 'hunz' as well.

The z stops the Huns capitalising ken??

[V for Vendetta]

I've so many cunts on block that entire threads are just a list of people I've blocked.

 

I don't bother them, they don't bother me.

 

The Thanos solution. I've become a big fan of it.

 

The funny thing is the likes of AK and shoofta write such utterly incoherent shite they can't even come back at anything you do say about them anyway.

 

It's just random jumbles of phonetically spelled bollocks.

 

After a while putting them down seems the only fair thing to do.

[V for Vendetta]

Back on topic.

 

A wee shout out to Cosgrove for yesterday, finally did what we've all said he couldn't.

 

If he can develop and grab a few more goals along the way he will be a useful player to have in the squad even if not a first choice starter every week.

[Arabian Knight]

wha the fuck ir u ya wee bender? U oan the brave pills wee man, oan the cans aye? silly wee nae merk prick settin the world tae rights. Yel git stretched oot like yer boyfriend. now bend ower, it's ganna be a lang hard lesson fir ye the day

[V for Vendetta]

Hahaha utterly incomprehensible jibberish as I say.

 

You can fuck off to the shoofta lounge now and I'll continue to enjoy the forum without you ta.

[Arabian Knight]

wit fuckin rock did ye crawl oot fae under ya wee fuckin nae merk. Niver even heard eh ye ya wee bent shot. some set eh fuckin baws oan ye like, git ready fir hell. whaever the fuck ye ir..ehl mak wit chewie went thru seem lik a fairytale

[SheepieBaaBaa]

There seem to be a lot more fuckwits on this forum these days.

 

tick...tock...tick...tock.... countdown until either Yorston or Millertime or similar to tell me I'm one of them.

[Yorston Vasey]

There seem to be a lot more fuckwits on this forum these days.

 

tick...tock...tick...tock.... countdown until either Yorston or Millertime or similar to tell me I'm one of them.

No SheepieBaaBaa, no matter how much you may want it I will not have sex with you.

[Tord31]

What odds Sammy scores more than 2 goals this season?

[Don Fonte]

Stop posting so much

Start posting more

[Don Fonte]

Can't, I'm a grown up now

Congratulations. When did this happen?

[RAZOR]

The z stops the Huns capitalising ken??

Touche. You can have that one.

[Tord31]

Stop posting so much

Die

[V for Vendetta]

What odds Sammy scores more than 2 goals this season?

He's going to be given lots of opportunities I think. More than a lot is probably want him to.

 

So should surely be able to at least get a few more.