Shit Beer

[Clockweights]

San Miguel - horrendous.

[Sonoftherock]

Bintang (Bali) - definitely the worst beers ever*

Corona - is this even beer?

 

 

*A friend of mine brought some back from Bali, had it analysed in laboratory and found that it would be declared unfit for human consumption in this country. Traces of formaldehyde and horse hair(!) in one sample! Highly variable alcohol content too!

[Dal Riata Don]

Coors Light

 

Asahi Superdry

 

Suntory Premium Malts

 

Budweiser

[minijc]

Brewdog

[BWG]

Anything American.

[Poodler]

Bud/ Corona/ Coors/ all those shit generic sorts. I'd say tennants too. But I'm not a big beer drinker.

 

Straight spirits for me.

 

@BMG will keep you all right

 

Different drinks for different...needs

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Samuel Adams

[Zeus]

Budweiser, Brahma and Fosters.

 

Gadzz

[BWG]

Bud/ Corona/ Coors/ all those shit generic sorts. I'd say tennants too. But I'm not a big beer drinker.

Straight spirits for me.

@BMG will keep you all right

Different drinks for different...needs

A particular shout out to Coors. The only beer I know of that advertises itself based on the fact that it can be served cold.

[manboobs109]

John Smiths, Best, Becks, any over hopped IPA that tastes like pot pourri.

[manboobs109]

Got to say I'm surprised to see corona on here. Wife drinks it and I like the odd bottle with the bit lime when I'm on a garden drinking sesh.

[BWG]

Admittedly I do enjoy a pint of Belhaven Best.

[manboobs109]

Best doesn't taste of anything and it's so weak it's like a pretend beer

[cruzcampo3]

Budwiser. Carlsburg, Carling

[For Fecks Sake]

Fosters or Carling without a doubt.

 

Also any beer over 10% just tastes horrible in my opinion ?

 

@Bluto, I know you love your Belgium beers but most of them don't do it for me at all.

[Sonoftherock]

Kingfisher... even with a curry!

 

:puke:

[Poodler]

Fosters or Carling without a doubt.

 

Also any beer over 10% just tastes horrible in my opinion ?

 

@Bluto, I know you love your Belgium beers but most of them don't do it for me at all.

I was in Belgium last year drinking those beers - as a relative amateur beer drinker

 

 

Never had hangovers like it. Holy fucking hell

[Poodler]

Speaking of North Hop.

 

If you are packing a hall full of drinking public, instead of getting budding acoustic playing youths playing boring pish how about...or certainly as the finale a classic rock covers band.

 

The evening was crying out for Highway to Hell.

Completely agree with that.

 

Poofters whimpering through covers of Katy Perry songs etc. Plug it in, turn up to 11. Pumping atmos

[DD1903]

Budweiser - horrendous stuff.

 

Miller - see above

 

Becks - fizzy piss water.

 

Sam adams - minging

 

Brooklyn lager - doesn't do anything for me.

[manboobs109]

I don't mind a pint of T but the cans are fucking awful, even ice cold, can't explain it, maybe a mental thing on my part.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Miller, Carlsberg & Carling are the worst of the worst for me.

 

2 shouts for Sam Adams leave me heart broken. One of the best for me.

 

Also believe Corona still has a part to play. I don't often have it but theres a time and a place for a Corona. Usually alongside a fajita. Although there are better Mexican beers to be had.

[DD1903]

Miller, Carlsberg & Carling are the worst of the worst for me.

 

2 shouts for Sam Adams leave me heart broken. One of the best for me.

 

Also believe Corona still has a part to play. I don't often have it but theres a time and a place for a Corona. Usually alongside a fajita. Although there are better Mexican beers to be had.

Carlsberg...how could I forget that?! Absolutely horrendous. Was at a gig at the academy a few weeks ago and all I could see they had was carlsberg and export. Got an export - 2 mouthfuls and it was left at the bar. Bowfing

[mcdougall(4)]

carling and tennents are 2 I always avoid

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

I generally dont like Tennents but sometimes theres nothing quite like it. When you just fancy a pint that punches you in the face nothing else will hit the spot.

[euan2020]

Gulder or Star beer - both full of formaldahyte & no consistency of strength

[Redforever86]

Tennents can be magic in one boozer and pish in the next

 

Tennents Bar and The Bells were the tastiest

 

Aitchies Ale house always does a decent pint.

 

Tennents is certainly brought down by the number of places serving shite pints of it.

 

As moobs says tennents in a can is push, always tastes warm with a slight metallic taste.

 

Canned beers can be fucking ace if done properly. Elvis juice is great out a can.

 

As for other shite beers to many to list but Fosters and Carling are the worst for me.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Im certainly no hipster cunt but I dont mind a tin of Punk IPA or Elvis Juice on occasion.

 

Good session beers.

 

As for the rest - dinna ken.

[cruzcampo3]

Brewdog Kingpin is only one I like served at pittodrie in corproate so better option than Miller.

 

Asda Portlethen have a sit selection of beers in store.

 

Beers of Europe is the way to go.

[Dal Riata Don]

Guinness

Not sure if serious or not but I don't like Guinness either.

 

Strong taste of what I imagine to be ethanol unless served very cold.

[Clockweights]

Guinness

Sacrilege, sir.