HairyPie Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Or the Nazis? What about them? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 What about the Palestinians Parky ? Have you no concerns about them? Their restaurants are not good enough. Too touristy. Link to comment
dervish Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Hat Travel TV would be ace. To be fair cunt that did the theme for wish you were here was clearly on acid. Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Gotta say the WC has made me curious about Moscow for a visit.I lived there for close to 4 years. Moscow is great for tourists with plenty to see and do. Living there is another thing. We got stopped constantly by the Omod (police) trying to shake our driver down. You also need to learn Russian sufficiently to be able to buy groceries, etc. As for the Russians they are not the friendliest type. They to love their football though. Link to comment
Giblets Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Can see why someone wouldn't like Venice. It's definitely a place that's pretty much solely for tourists nowadays. To me though, it's magical. Utterly unique. Definitely not somewhere you'd keep returning to but walking around the quiet back streets of Cannaregio of an evening and jumping in to a wee chicetti bar or a Jewish restaurant, away from the tourists is a great way to spend an evening. I guess we'll always judge places by the experiences WE have there and the few days I spent in Venice with my Mrs the first time I went, were some of the best I've ever had. Was it there that she took it up the farter for the first time from you? Might have clouded your judgement Link to comment
dervish Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Sakes have a bit of decorum. Just cos our parklife has park in his name doesn't mean he parkruns. Love thy fellow don. Touch ends and make up. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted June 30, 2018 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Cannaregio is the Jewish quarter ffs. Not trying to be pretentious at all. Future holiday reports will include the price of pints and quality of the class A's, if that's what the people want ?Do you take your new speaker with you?! Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Sales reps wi delusions eh grandyir ir the worst. Eh ken some. Eh tell thim tae keep thir feet oan the grun by repeating tae thimsels 'yir only a sales rep, yer only a sales rep, yer only a sales rep'. Whin the pit oan the suit thi hink thir bruce wayne. Naw. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 That wis a wee igloo fir meh geckos. Meh freezers the least eh yer woes ya fuckin poundland Bernard Cribbins 5 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Ye wis jist gittin yer confidence back innaw this week. Acht weel. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 When eh brak yer confidence ye run cryin tae yer mammy like a wee bedwettin bastart. Eh like daeing it. N whin eh telt ye yer hame truths Ye dinna handle that weel at aw n every cunt seen the real you, a beautiful moment Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Are you a cereal or cooked breakfast kind of guy Parkie?No time for breakfast on a weekday. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 In fact I know what I'll do, save myself future annoyance Consider yourself blocked and reportedYe says that the last time ye wir destroyed. It wis shown tae be a lie when ye stertet replyin tae meh twa meenits efter. Wit a fanny 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 When I saw that you had commented I 100% knew you would be recommending Rome! Makes sense when you see this list I read today Europe's most popular Gay Pride Festivals in 2018: 1. Rome 2. Paris3. Barcelona4. Madrid5. London6. Vienna7. Amsterdam 8. Berlin 9. Munich10. Zurich Reply Retweet Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 But then on the weekends, a big massive cooked bastard of a breakfast (sausages, eggs, bacon, tomatoes, hash browns etc)?Nah, fuck that. Sometimes scrambled eggs with chorizo through them, huevos rancheros sometimes too. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Nah, fuck that. Sometimes scrambled eggs with chorizo through them, huevos rancheros sometimes too.I take it you consider a fry up racist? Got to have some kind of foreign, inclusive breakfast. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I've always thought 'A Full Scottish' was tinky as fuck. Can you not just have what you want on a plate without absolute rancid weegie nonsense like square sausage. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I take it you consider a fry up racist? Got to have some kind of foreign, inclusive breakfast. Black pudding, say no more! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Black pudding, say no more!Basile Boli? 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Stop being sillySquare over links ANY day of the weekThus proving my point. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Thus proving my point.I ignored that. Surely fishing... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Proper Lorne, from a Warnock butcher and proper black pudding from stornoway Home made potato scones, based from smash MmmA little sense sandwiched by jibberish. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 A little sense sandwiched by jibberish.Aye, can't argue with black pudding but even the nasal Weegie tone of the word 'lorne' is enough for me. A sausage is a sausage. What's next, Hens with arseholes shaped like clovers... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Is getting chased out a German wank booth shop by an irate cleaner wielding a sperm dripping mop classed as culture?If so, I'm all over that culture shit.The boy mops spunk all day so why he took such offence to my urine, I guess I'll never know.Probably been selling it to fertility clinics..... Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 I take it you consider a fry up racist? Got to have some kind of foreign, inclusive breakfast.What a weird fucking comment. Take a step away from the computer, manboobs. 1 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Stop being sillySquare over links ANY day of the weekCan you nae have baith? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Can you nae have baith?My thoughts exactly. Link to comment
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