Car Leasing / Purchase

[Bobby Connor]

Bet your car is nice but is a financial chain around your neck. My motor looks respectable but is bought and paid for.

[dave_min]

Bet your car is nice but is a financial chain around your neck. My motor looks respectable but is bought and paid for.

Whats the cup holder situation?

[Bobby Connor]

Fully functional. Difficult to figure out which button to press.

[Don Fonte]

Fully functional. Difficult to figure out which button to press.

A bit like your missus.

[dave_min]

Fucking sweet.

[Redforever86]

Fully functional. Difficult to figure out which button to press.

 

Press the one to delete yir account.

[Bobby Connor]

Its the first motor Ive owned that isnt a total shed.

 

Redforever dont tempt me.

[Bobby Connor]

A bit like your missus.

Haha!

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh bought both my cars cash on the same day.

[Poodler]

Eh bought both my cars cash on the same day.

 

Do the family insist you drive separately?

 

 

What's the expiry date on this cowkin joke, @@Henry

[Chewie37]

What's a shuttle bus cost to lease? Asking for a friend......

[BrianFaePerth]

What's a shuttle bus cost to lease? Asking for a friend......

Back in the day the Avis shuttle bus at Orlando airport played bobby mcfuckinferrins "Don't worry be happy" on every single trip from the airport to the Avis location.

 

How the black lads who drove the bus didn't go postal is one of life's little wonders.

 

Doesn't answer your question but if there's ever a shuttle bus incident at Orlando, you ken why.

[HairyPie]

What's a shuttle bus cost to lease? Asking for a friend......

 

3.66 billion

[Chewie37]

Back in the day the Avis shuttle bus at Orlando airport played bobby mcfuckinferrins "Don't worry be happy" on every single trip from the airport to the Avis location.

How the black lads who drove the bus didn't go postal is one of life's little wonders.

Doesn't answer your question but if there's ever a shuttle bus incident at Orlando, you ken why.

Maybe they were deaf?

3.66 billion

Cheap

[Ke1t]

Buy a used Jeep rather than pishing money on a lease for some inferior vehicle, would be my advice. 

 

You can pick up an old 4x4 Cherokee for sweetie money if you're broke/a student/tight with cash.  

[Sonoftherock]

Eh bought both my cars cash on the same day.

 

Did you go for an off-road option in there?

[Bluto10]

Eh bought both my cars cash on the same day.

Same here.

AND

I also have places worth going to nearby (cultural\historical\picturesque) that DONT require a car.

[dave_min]

Same here.

AND

I also have places worth going to nearby (cultural\historical\picturesque) that DONT require a car.

[Bobby Connor]

 

£200 a month . Its nice enough and the 3 year deal is up soon. Not really into cars in a big way tbf. 

That’s half a mortgage FFS! Fuck that!

 

Cash on the table and hand over the keys and documents.

[dave_min]

That’s half a mortgage FFS! Fuck that!

 

Cash on the table and hand over the keys and documents.

What council tax band you in?

[Redforever86]

Buy a used Jeep rather than pishing money on a lease for some inferior vehicle, would be my advice. 

 

You can pick up an old 4x4 Cherokee for sweetie money if you're broke/a student/tight with cash.  

 

Aye and you'd get 12 miles to the gallon which if you aren't in the states will cost you plenty cash in the long run. 

 

If you want a brand new car every couple of years, leasing isn't a bad option. For anyone else it's a shite deal. 

[dave_min]

If you get the right leasing deal, overall it’ll be cheapest way of driving about. Having a brand new car is just a fringe benefit

[Ke1t]

Aye and you'd get 12 miles to the gallon which if you aren't in the states will cost you plenty cash in the long run. 

 

If you want a brand new car every couple of years, leasing isn't a bad option. For anyone else it's a shite deal. 

 

How far is anyone driving in Aberdeen, though? A trip into the city centre is ten minutes actual driving from most of the suburbs, not counting negligible idling because the roads aren't up to the amount of traffic there is. 

 

Northfield to Golden Square... someone explain to me how Golden Square got its name, please..  is 3 - 4 miles.  Even with my Jeep's mental 5.7 litre  8 cylinder Hemi that's 2 trips into, and out of, the city centre on a mere 1 gallon of petrol. 

 

That's what, less than a fiver, or about two fiddy a round trip?

 

Bargain. 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

How far is anyone driving in Aberdeen, though? A trip into the city centre is ten minutes actual driving from most of the suburbs, not counting negligible idling because the roads aren't up to the amount of traffic there is.

 

Northfield to Golden Square... someone explain to me how Golden Square got its name, please.. is 3 - 4 miles. Even with my Jeep's mental 5.7 litre 8 cylinder Hemi that's 2 trips into, and out of, the city centre on a mere 1 gallon of petrol.

 

That's what, less than a fiver, or about two fiddy a round trip?

 

Bargain.

You’ve spent too long in the USA min.

[Ke1t]

You’ve spent too long in the USA min.

 

Some folks would argue I haven't spent enough time in the USA, min. 

 

[dave_min]

Some folks would argue I haven't spent enough time in the USA, min.

 

The Americans wouldn’t

[Chewie37]

Just fuel only it works out cheaper Keltster, but add in Insurance, maintenance, tax and it’s probably a Wee bit more per journey. How much are your tyres??

[Redforever86]

Also remember we need MOTs. Nae chance you are driving from any suburb into the centre of town in 10 minutes in rush hour even after the downturn.

[HairyPie]

Also remember we need MOTs. Nae chance you are driving from any suburb into the centre of town in 10 minutes in rush hour even after the downturn.

 

Rosemount?

[BrianFaePerth]

Same here.

AND

I also have places worth going to nearby (cultural\historical\picturesque) that DONT require a car.

Toy cars don't count