Parklife Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Hi, I don't actually hope you get shot by an African American.That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. ❤️ Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Package holidays are like cruises. Being told what to do, herded around by cattle. I hate that. Oh I've been to venice. Aye you saw the quayside for 4 hours. I prefer unpredictability. Book a start point, end point and just make it up in between Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Start and end need to be the same or you’ll never get home. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 And involve taking a big cock in ass! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Eh wouldn’t know, never been on a sultans holiday 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Wife won't let you out with the lads? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Agreed parko. Get some pics up of the holiday for scrutinising! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 What term is it that’s in favour by your community now darkie, life partner? 1 Link to comment
ddia Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 They're starting cruise holidays next year from that new port currently under construction at Nigg. I quite fancy the one to St Petersburg. I hope they've relocated the Torry sewage plant, not the best final farewell view of Aberdeen. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Can you share an example of a holiday you’ve had on this basis? Livi in a limo apart that is.Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell...Didcot Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Can you share an example of a holiday you’ve had on this basis? Livi in a limo apart that is.Met cliff Richard in Croatia after getting the next plane out of Edinburgh to escape a chlamydia scandal at work. Just booked a single flight. Great holiday. Worry about accommodation and flights home later on Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 In 3 weeks I'll be within spitting distance of Delft..... @@Bluto102 titans of the game raising a Rochie 10 together.count me in big guy. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell...Didcot @sooper_hanz Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 could easily recommend that stretch Cavey minthere last year. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Hope a negro blows your head off.Just read this. Burst out laughing at my Mum’s house and couldn’t explain why. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Just read this. Burst out laughing at my Mum’s house and couldn’t explain why.Laughing at a house would be hard to explain tbf. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 That would make for some good pics in the drinking thread. Would also be good for Blutes to drink with another personwas doing that up until4pm what have you ever done? Link to comment
DelMonte Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just flew back from Mexico with Thomas Cook. Thanks for holding off. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Just flew back from Mexico with Thomas Cook. Did you convince the Mexicans you were sharing a room to “save money”? Link to comment
DelMonte Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Did you convince the Mexicans you were sharing a room to “save money”?No idea what you're on about. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Got an NFL/hotel package booked with Thomas Cook for the Bucs/Panthers game in a little over 2 weeks. Went with them as more reliable than the secondary market, or so we thought. Hoping they've already paid for the tickets so that they are still honoured, hotel's not an issue. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Got an NFL/hotel package booked with Thomas Cook for the Bucs/Panthers game in a little over 2 weeks.You get what you deserve. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 You get what you deserve. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Hated new radicals Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 At Craig Tara at the moment with missus, daughter and our pals. I know it’s in Ayr but fucking hell just weegies everywhere, only accent I’ve heard with exception of one family I think from the States or Canada. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Fuck do you expect at Butlins Ayr? Might as well pack up your bags and leave. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 What sort of star rating would you give paperboy towers RF? Might be visiting Fort next springYou’re categorically not welcome. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 We went to Butlins Ayr one time back when I was a wee loon. Even as a small child, I remember thinking it was fucking horrendous. A sea of absolute minkery of the kind I had never experienced before. It was a shock to the system for all of us, I think. I recall the adverts were of jolly comedians and audiences of 'campers' in stitches at the cheeky racist jokes, of happy children cannonballing into the pool, and helpful Redcoats pointing vaguely in the direction of the 'fun'. In reality it was like a concentration camp run by alcoholics, sex offenders, drug-fiends, and ex-convicts... A lot of people probably got raped there over the years... it seemed like that kind of place. So they rebranded it, did they? Link to comment
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