Holidays 2019

[BrianFaePerth]

^^a ringing endorsement

[Bluto10]

stick to yer 4X, bri

 

leave the food and drink talk to the adults eh

[The Buzzard]

I went to Butlins Ayr once as an adult.

 

It had dropped the Butlins name by then but I still had the feeling I'd made a huge mistake. Bullied into it by the missus as there were 3 other groups of friends going.

 

I was correct, a festering pit of Hun and fenian shit.

 

Hated every second and genuinely felt like I needed a shower every hour.

Went there on a day trip as a boy with football team I played for. Same day as we beat Celtic on pens in the Scottish Cup. We were watching it in the club or whatever it was and a massive battle broke out when Snelders saved Rogan’s Penalty.

[The Buzzard]

Seven floors of whores

 

Never been but a friend told me he had to go the embassy or bank I think next door?

 

Anyway was 9am in the morning or something and the door opened to blaring music and utter drunken debauchery.

 

Can’t be condoned.

Favourite type of contraception.

[Henry]

Loved the Elvis vs JXL remix

[Bluto10]

hiking?

 

LOL

 

never realized you were in yer 50s Mobby min

[Don Fonte]

8 nights in a rural French farmhouse situated next to a lake starting on Wednesday.

 

Cool:Wine:Beers

[Arabian Knight]

chebs git oan here.. headin thru tae git ye a set eh silk jammies fae johnny versace.. need tae git yer waist size n width eh yer chesticles

[BrianFaePerth]

chebs git oan here.. headin thru tae git ye a set eh silk jammies fae johnny versace.. need tae git yer waist size n width eh yer chesticles

How is Hwy 10 just north of Indio, California AK?

[Poodler]

[Don Fonte]

Visiting some boring cunt with twins in California AK?

[manboobs109]

chebs git oan here.. headin thru tae git ye a set eh silk jammies fae johnny versace.. need tae git yer waist size n width eh yer chesticles

42 inch waist(below the belly) 52 inch chest

[Arabian Knight]

ehl git ye an elasticatd waist so yev goat a wee bit wriggl rim. since thon pj stooshie ehv hid the image eh yersel n bluto n byenehbergen lyin in bed naked wi yer cocks docked thigither liket a pot bellied human centipede n eh need tae exorcize it fae meh mind..btw hink eh bumpd intae yer pal jakie joe fae wormit lest nicht

[manboobs109]

I'm persona non grata in Wormit AK. Nae pals junkie or otherwise. Wee bit of a stooshie in 99 in the Gauldry Arms but these fermer cunts hiv lang memorees the fuckin tattie howkin cunts.

[Bluto10]

One of the crew was from Wormpit

 

[manboobs109]

Was? He dead?

[Bluto10]

Nah he moved

[Arabian Knight]

ye need tae git yersel ower here chebs-chipper n a bit puff in walkin distance fir ye

searchin fir puffies

meh brithers twins stoatin aboot

[BrianFaePerth]

Why are you in Venice beach AK? Thought all the “puffie” fannies were in Long Beach. That’s what your imaginary friend said wasn’t it?

[Arabian Knight]

this is whin yir it yer maist beastiest ya reprobate shut in.. e goat it wrang..venice fir puffies n long beach fir coin slot pussies

[BrianFaePerth]

this is whin yir it yer maist beastiest ya reprobate shut in.. e goat it wrang..venice fir puffies n long beach fir coin slot pussies

Told you your imaginary friend was leading you astray

[Arabian Knight]

wit fanny ye intae onywiy ya cunt..yev goat repressed desires fir men n weemin.. dinna hink yev goat it in ye tae handle a puffie.. yer mare it hame bawdeep in sum cunts intesteens

[Parklife]

Why are you in Venice beach AK? Thought all the “puffie” fannies were in Long Beach. That’s what your imaginary friend said wasn’t it?

I spent about a week in Venice beach, sippin' Crysto with some freaks from Frisco.

[manboobs109]

I spent about a week in Venice beach, sippin' Crysto with some freaks from Frisco.

Did you take a risko and suck their cockso?

[Parklife]

Did you take a risko and suck their cockso?

That Doesn't even flow properly ffs.

 

Ps. On a serious note, Venice beach and neighbouring Santa Monica are the fucking bomb.

[manboobs109]

Fuck that shit. Can't be better than the East Neuk.

[Poodler]

^RIP

 

 

Once went to a wedding function in the East Neuk

[Quagmire]

I spent a week at a villa on Venice Beach in 2010, banged an ex Motley Crue groupie who died a few years later from an overdose. Also travelled all the way over there and shagged a random bird from Aberdeen.

 

LA in general is a shithole. Good times tho.

[BrianFaePerth]

I spent a week at a villa on Venice Beach in 2010, banged an ex Motley Crue groupie who died a few years later from an overdose. .

Did she never get over her night with you?

[Quagmire]

It was either that or the copious amounts of smack and crack that did it Brizo.