Holidays 2019

[Parklife]

Hi, I don't actually hope you get shot by an African American.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. ❤️

[Poodler]

Package holidays are like cruises.

 

 

Being told what to do, herded around by cattle. I hate that. Oh I've been to venice. Aye you saw the quayside for 4 hours.

 

I prefer unpredictability. Book a start point, end point and just make it up in between

[BrianFaePerth]

Start and end need to be the same or you’ll never get home.

[Poodler]

And involve taking a big cock in ass!

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh wouldn’t know, never been on a sultans holiday

[Poodler]

Wife won't let you out with the lads?

[Parklife]

Wife.

 

HAHA.

[Poodler]

Agreed parko.

 

 

Get some pics up of the holiday for scrutinising!

[BrianFaePerth]

What term is it that’s in favour by your community now darkie, life partner?

[ddia]

They're starting cruise holidays next year from that new port currently under construction at Nigg. I quite fancy the one to St Petersburg. 

 

I hope they've relocated the Torry sewage plant, not the best final farewell view of Aberdeen.

[Don Fonte]

Can you share an example of a holiday you’ve had on this basis?

 

Livi in a limo apart that is.

Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell...Didcot

[Poodler]

Can you share an example of a holiday you’ve had on this basis?

 

Livi in a limo apart that is.

Met cliff Richard in Croatia after getting the next plane out of Edinburgh to escape a chlamydia scandal at work. Just booked a single flight. Great holiday.

 

Worry about accommodation and flights home later on

[Bluto10]

In 3 weeks I'll be within spitting distance of Delft..... @@Bluto10

2 titans of the game raising a Rochie 10 together.

count me in big guy.

 

[shut up meg]

Reading, Aldershot, Bracknell...Didcot

 

@sooper_hanz

[Bluto10]

could easily recommend that stretch Cavey min

there last year.

[Fridge]

Hope a negro blows your head off.

Just read this. Burst out laughing at my Mum’s house and couldn’t explain why.

[maryhilldon]

Just read this. Burst out laughing at my Mum’s house and couldn’t explain why.

Laughing at a house would be hard to explain tbf.

[Bluto10]

That would make for some good pics in the drinking thread. Would also be good for Blutes to drink with another person

was doing that up until4pm

 

 

what have you ever done?

[Bluto10]

cheers cavey

 

[DelMonte]

Just flew back from Mexico with Thomas Cook.

 

Thanks for holding off.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just flew back from Mexico with Thomas Cook.

 

 

Did you convince the Mexicans you were sharing a room to “save money”?

[DelMonte]

Did you convince the Mexicans you were sharing a room to “save money”?

No idea what you're on about.

[Foster14]

Got an NFL/hotel package booked with Thomas Cook for the Bucs/Panthers game in a little over 2 weeks.  Went with them as more reliable than the secondary market, or so we thought.  Hoping they've already paid for the tickets so that they are still honoured, hotel's not an issue.

[maryhilldon]

Got an NFL/hotel package booked with Thomas Cook for the Bucs/Panthers game in a little over 2 weeks.

You get what you deserve.

[Foster14]

You get what you deserve.

 

[Studebaker-90]

Hated new radicals

[OddJob]

At Craig Tara at the moment with missus, daughter and our pals. I know it’s in Ayr but fucking hell just weegies everywhere, only accent I’ve heard with exception of one family I think from the States or Canada.

[Redforever86]

Fuck do you expect at Butlins Ayr?

 

Might as well pack up your bags and leave.

[Redforever86]

What sort of star rating would you give paperboy towers RF? Might be visiting Fort next spring

You’re categorically not welcome.

[Ke1t]

We went to Butlins Ayr one time back when I was a wee loon. 

 

Even as a small child, I remember thinking it was fucking horrendous. A sea of absolute minkery of the kind I had never experienced before. It was a shock to the system for all of us, I think. I recall the adverts were of jolly comedians and audiences of 'campers' in stitches at the cheeky racist jokes, of happy children cannonballing into the pool, and helpful Redcoats pointing vaguely in the direction of the 'fun'. 

 

In reality it was like a concentration camp run by alcoholics, sex offenders, drug-fiends, and ex-convicts...  A lot of people probably got raped there over the years... it seemed like that kind of place.

 

So they rebranded it, did they?