BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 ^^if there was any doubt these places are for minks, this removes it 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I've got a hatred of public pools as it is. The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood. Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water. So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered. I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia. Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination. Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this" Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin. I despise it with a serious passion.Public pools LOL 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I've got a hatred of public pools as it is. The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood. Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water. So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered. I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia. Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination. Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this" Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin. I despise it with a serious passion. Gads Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Been to butlins in wales with the boys club fitba team about 13yo for a uk fitba comp and got our medals at the end of it fae Emlyn Hughes. Which was nice.That was a good week. Playing fitba, fichting english lads, arcades and tabs and chatting up exotics fae Hull like Sooper says. Also went to the shiine on music festival at Bristol butlins a few year back. That was fucking tip top. Middle of November so whole place was just gig punters. Great weekend. No fucking about with tents required.Carpets/mondays/northside/stereo mcs/the farm/the orb/peter hook/bentley rhythm ace/etc Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 @@OddJob how you finding the constant nasal whining of the weegie minks?Just wonderful Cavey ha ha I certainly wouldn’t come back that’s for sure. Was at Haggerston with the bairn in May and thought of trying here to see if it was any different but clearly not Link to comment
ddia Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I've got a hatred of public pools as it is. The well documented mongol with the massive nudger stripping me of manhood. Watched another disabled boy spend half an hour picking scabs off his arms and dropping them into the water. So there's absolutely no chance I'm dipping into a weegie Butlins pool. It's probably most of the mutants yearly bathtime, disgusting and unhygienic to levels you've not yet encountered. I get the same ill ease at Time Capsule and Olympia. Kids, missus all striding with excitement and I start getting stressed as soon as I get the first whiff of chlorine about 500m from the final destination. Stress levels ramp up in the changing room, discarded plasters, bellybutton fluff and dirty slimy water on the floor...... I'm looking at the family like "can you fuckers not see this" Then into the pool, that constant white noise of echoed Screams and splashing and a collection of disgusting misfits all churning up a foamy soup of shit particles, snotters and dead skin. I despise it with a serious passion. Primary school and it was time to complete my 100m swim so I could get a certificate proving I was a competent swimmer. I was nervous as not confident in the water. While waiting for my turn at side of pool I picked up what I thought was a small piece of plastic and started nibbling nervously on it. Took around a minute to realise it was a discarded toe nail. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 #awimmingpooltales Anyone ever break the ‘no petting’ rule?Clydeside_Sheep Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 #awimmingpooltales Anyone ever break the ‘no petting’ rule?I was at some public pool/water park in Stanley Park Vancouver aged about 12 when some black bird tried to pull my shorts down while in the company of my sister. Never been able to get an erection in chorline filled water since. Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 I was at some public pool/water park in Stanley Park Vancouver aged about 12 when some black bird tried to pull my shorts down while in the company of my sister. Never been able to get an erection in chorline filled water since.Ha ha ha belter Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Ha ha ha belterI thought this memory might of been one that I’d imprinted in my own mind. Leading from a subconscious lust to be humiliated by superior North American ebony women. Alas, despite the fact it was 20 years ago google maps has helped me confirm it happened at 2nd beach pool. Might struggle to wank tonight. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I was at Butlins in Bognor Regis 3 years ago. It was fucking ace. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I was at Butlins in Bognor Regis 3 years ago. It was fucking ace.That’s because you’re scum Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 That’s because you’re scum Nope. Great holiday. Good complex, good accommodation, good food and good weather. Also managed to spot a bottle of Glenlivet 12 year old on the bar that was getting sold for the same price as a Bells so I managed to demolish that on my own. Fantastic. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Singapore vibes for the fam in November. #TurnLeftOnboard Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Ooh look at that massive Financial Headquarters Dad. Plenty more where that came from Briana. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 it’s nae quite the Italian lakes Bri, but I suppose beggars can’t be choosers. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 That’s true it’s not, exactly why we’re going. Link to comment
Guest Singaporesteve Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Plenty to see and do here in Singapore Brian. Let me know if you need any info, ( good food, hookers etc etc)- Brix is good for the higher end South American hooker.- Orchard towers ( 4 floors of whores ) for your bog standard SE Asian $150 a shotty slut. - Geylang, for your street whore.Prostitution is legal here so no dramas their but do stay on the right side of the law, got the death penalty for the naughty stuff. Johor Bahru and Legoland is a bit of a let down, however their is some beautiful uislands to visit a 2 hour drive up the coast. Get to Mersing and spend some time on a nice island resort. any issues in JB then PM me as im over there every other weekend visiting my wee boy and his mental mother. Enjoy Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Are there things to do in between brothels and Legoland,or is that it?That’s more than enough Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 @@Bluto10Prior to my jaunt onto your doorstep me n the Bullsheep are over to Holland next weekend....ill be doing the proverbial double Dutch that week as I'll be back 6 days laterHitting Tilburg for a couple of nights. I've walked the streets via Google maps, looks bloody great. We're setting up base camp at Little Devil Rock bar.Consider this an open invitation. Bring cocaine.Will see what I can do Cheese La Trappe Trappist brewery is in(just outside) Tilburg.You’d like their Quadruple Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 @@Bluto10 Prior to my jaunt onto your doorstep me n the Bullsheep are over to Holland next weekend....ill be doing the proverbial double Dutch that week as I'll be back 6 days later Hitting Tilburg for a couple of nights. I've walked the streets via Google maps, looks bloody great. We're setting up base camp at Little Devil Rock bar. Consider this an open invitation. Bring cocaine. He'll bottle it! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I’m inviting you Meg you’ll bottle it! Link to comment
shut up meg Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I’m inviting you Meg you’ll bottle it! I'm not a big drinker now bluto, an afternoon and evening on the Belgian beers would wipe me out now.Gone are the days of week long binges. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 what you in Tilburg for anyway Cheese?and why back a week later? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 what you in Tilburg for anyway Cheese?and why back a week later? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Ive had that before most likely based off a BMG photo. Has always just presumed it was Belgian. Well I never!only time I’ve ever been to Tilburg was to go the brewery and cafe Link to comment
minijc Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Had a fantastic day in Orchard Towers when I was in Sinapore then went over to the dark side Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Seven floors of whores Never been but a friend told me he had to go the embassy or bank I think next door? Anyway was 9am in the morning or something and the door opened to blaring music and utter drunken debauchery. Can’t be condoned. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 that boozer looks to have decent beer Cheese. Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now