BrianFaePerth Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 ^^a ringing endorsement Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 stick to yer 4X, bri leave the food and drink talk to the adults eh Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 I went to Butlins Ayr once as an adult. It had dropped the Butlins name by then but I still had the feeling I'd made a huge mistake. Bullied into it by the missus as there were 3 other groups of friends going. I was correct, a festering pit of Hun and fenian shit. Hated every second and genuinely felt like I needed a shower every hour.Went there on a day trip as a boy with football team I played for. Same day as we beat Celtic on pens in the Scottish Cup. We were watching it in the club or whatever it was and a massive battle broke out when Snelders saved Rogan’s Penalty. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Seven floors of whores Never been but a friend told me he had to go the embassy or bank I think next door? Anyway was 9am in the morning or something and the door opened to blaring music and utter drunken debauchery. Can’t be condoned.Favourite type of contraception. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Loved the Elvis vs JXL remix Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 hiking? LOL never realized you were in yer 50s Mobby min Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 8 nights in a rural French farmhouse situated next to a lake starting on Wednesday. Cool:Wine:Beers Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 chebs git oan here.. headin thru tae git ye a set eh silk jammies fae johnny versace.. need tae git yer waist size n width eh yer chesticles Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 chebs git oan here.. headin thru tae git ye a set eh silk jammies fae johnny versace.. need tae git yer waist size n width eh yer chesticlesHow is Hwy 10 just north of Indio, California AK? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Visiting some boring cunt with twins in California AK? 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 chebs git oan here.. headin thru tae git ye a set eh silk jammies fae johnny versace.. need tae git yer waist size n width eh yer chesticles42 inch waist(below the belly) 52 inch chest Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 ehl git ye an elasticatd waist so yev goat a wee bit wriggl rim. since thon pj stooshie ehv hid the image eh yersel n bluto n byenehbergen lyin in bed naked wi yer cocks docked thigither liket a pot bellied human centipede n eh need tae exorcize it fae meh mind..btw hink eh bumpd intae yer pal jakie joe fae wormit lest nicht Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 I'm persona non grata in Wormit AK. Nae pals junkie or otherwise. Wee bit of a stooshie in 99 in the Gauldry Arms but these fermer cunts hiv lang memorees the fuckin tattie howkin cunts. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 One of the crew was from Wormpit Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 ye need tae git yersel ower here chebs-chipper n a bit puff in walkin distance fir yesearchin fir puffiesmeh brithers twins stoatin aboot Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Why are you in Venice beach AK? Thought all the “puffie” fannies were in Long Beach. That’s what your imaginary friend said wasn’t it? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 this is whin yir it yer maist beastiest ya reprobate shut in.. e goat it wrang..venice fir puffies n long beach fir coin slot pussies Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 this is whin yir it yer maist beastiest ya reprobate shut in.. e goat it wrang..venice fir puffies n long beach fir coin slot pussiesTold you your imaginary friend was leading you astray Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 wit fanny ye intae onywiy ya cunt..yev goat repressed desires fir men n weemin.. dinna hink yev goat it in ye tae handle a puffie.. yer mare it hame bawdeep in sum cunts intesteens Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Why are you in Venice beach AK? Thought all the “puffie” fannies were in Long Beach. That’s what your imaginary friend said wasn’t it?I spent about a week in Venice beach, sippin' Crysto with some freaks from Frisco. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 I spent about a week in Venice beach, sippin' Crysto with some freaks from Frisco.Did you take a risko and suck their cockso? Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Did you take a risko and suck their cockso?That Doesn't even flow properly ffs. Ps. On a serious note, Venice beach and neighbouring Santa Monica are the fucking bomb. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Fuck that shit. Can't be better than the East Neuk. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 ^RIP Once went to a wedding function in the East Neuk Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I spent a week at a villa on Venice Beach in 2010, banged an ex Motley Crue groupie who died a few years later from an overdose. Also travelled all the way over there and shagged a random bird from Aberdeen. LA in general is a shithole. Good times tho. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 I spent a week at a villa on Venice Beach in 2010, banged an ex Motley Crue groupie who died a few years later from an overdose. .Did she never get over her night with you? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 It was either that or the copious amounts of smack and crack that did it Brizo. Link to comment
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