The Pish Christmas Present Thread

[Dom Sullivan]

That rolled up Evening News is coming your buttocks way amanhã old timer.

After Doidgey has pinged in numero 2.

Ooft, two own goals.

 

Will take that

[maryhilldon]

'realised' obvs. Sorry guys.

Stuck yerself in there Soopz, don't think anyone noticed.

[The Boofon]

Just released some smart arse like The Boof will probably say that there's normally a small catch that separates each section of ladder.

 

#meandtheboof

 

#loftladdermystery

 

 

No. You're extremely boring. Not worth reading what you say these days.

[BrianFaePerth]

Me and the boof suggest a Christmas break for you SH

[The Boofon]

Me and the boof suggest a Christmas break for you SH

 

 

Absolutely. Trying too hard. Shit poster of the year make no mistake.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Surely the lofty episode is easily answered. Perhaps she’s just really REALLY tall?

[Fridge]

Fucking dread to think.

[Studebaker-90]

Whatever I have got is in a massive box. Think it’s a microwave.

[Guest milne_afc]

Whatever I have got is in a massive box. Think it’s a microwave.

A bread bin

[Studebaker-90]

Donations are for both replies

[1903Fitba]

Worried as it looks like I’ve got no pants or socks for presents. 
 

2020 fucked. 

[maryhilldon]

A bread bin

Weird, I was gonna say that!

[Studebaker-90]

I’d do most kitchen appliances

[Don Fonte]

I’d do most kitchen appliances

Blender?

[Poodler]

Anyone dreading the Xmas meal? I'll be spending it with pals this afternoon. Can't do family affairs. Weird uncles doing party pieces etc.

 

 

Potential thread. Do you have a party piece? How do you woo a crowd?

 

I like giving music fact/ trivia about whatever song is on the radio.

 

I'm not really welcome anymore

[BrianFaePerth]

Nope, BBQ almost done.

[shut up meg]

Blender?

No, I believe he is heterosexual.

[dazzy_deff]

World Cup 2014 t shirt from my 87 year old auntie. Magic.

[Zeus]

No lynx gift set

 

Got a massive bottle of radox though

[The Buzzard]

Worried as it looks like I’ve got no pants or socks for presents.

 

2020 fucked.

Same so far. Relying on the gifts from the in-laws later to sort me out or I'm fucked.

[The Buzzard]

I reckon I've got the present to take the honours in this thread. That fucking Chris Kamara album on CD. Think she was taking the piss but even still.

[Fridge]

Hairbrush. This would be handy if I ever used one or hilarious if I was bald. Quick dry with a towel and I’m good to go so it is going clean

In the bin.

 

Did get a decent one though The Red Army by Steve Finan.

 

Would suspect there are quite a few folk from here in it.

 

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/1901354/the-red-army-new-book-details-the-highs-and-lows-of-being-a-dons-fan/

[Studebaker-90]

Got that retro 1990 S/c final top. It’s too big.

[maryhilldon]

World Cup 2014 t shirt from my 87 year old auntie. Magic.

 

[maryhilldon]

Got the sheep are on fire Xmas jumper. Snug as a bug now

[Studebaker-90]

JVC one? I have the large and its a decent fit.

 

Aye. The XL looks like a picnic blanket.

[Studebaker-90]

Got one of those portable charging devices for your phone. Especially handy on a day session. Shame she got me an android one instead of iPhone.

[Poodler]

World Cup 2014 t shirt from my 87 year old auntie. Magic.

Lol

[For Fecks Sake]

Wine and rum, happy with that

[Dons79]

A got a box of shrimps, the wee pink sweeties not the crustacean!, 5000 of the fuckers!, who gets somebody 5000 shrimps as a present and thinks that’s acceptable?.at least il be sorted for a munch till June, ooooh and a pair a slippers 2 sizes to small and a rock on tommy t shirt again for some reason, av had a belter this year