The Pish Christmas Present Thread

[Ke1t]

Received a corduroy jacket for christmas. 

 

Not quite sure what to do with it. 

 

Wearing it certainly isn't an option. 

[Don Fonte]

What an awkward situation that must have been - hoo mama

No awkwardness. Pissed on her instead. Every cloud.

[Don Fonte]

Received a corduroy jacket for christmas.

 

Not quite sure what to do with it.

 

Wearing it certainly isn't an option.

Put it on a pig and take photos.

[tightbreeks]

I hate you, have a bobbie Williams album. Maybe there's a jackass type experiment you could do, microwave full power!?

[Ke1t]

Put it on a pig and take photos.

 

I'm not going to embarrass a dead pig by forcing it to wear a jacket made out of cord. 

[Simply Red]

Your missus.

 

She just couldn't get me hard, sorry.

Ah ok that explains it. Embarrassing situation all round.

[Don Fonte]

I hate you, have a bobbie Williams album. Maybe there's a jackass type experiment you could do, microwave full power!?

[Poodler]

Received a corduroy jacket for christmas.

 

Not quite sure what to do with it.

 

Wearing it certainly isn't an option.

They're really popular just now aren't they

 

Genuinely no idea why

[Don Fonte]

They're really popular just now aren't they

 

Genuinely no idea why

I actually saw a corduroy shirt in a shop earlier. Assumed it was a piss take.

[Don Fonte]

What shop - Banardos or summat?

TK Maxx

[Fridge]

Atrocious clothes are always a belter. “I’ve got the receipt if it doesn’t fit / you don’t like it.”

 

Well if say it doesn’t fit you’ll change it for a bigger / smaller version of the same said shocking attire and I’m not going to say what the fuck is this horrendous garment you have bought me, are you ripping the piss in front of everybody.

 

Immediately in the charity shop and never spoken of again.

[Don Fonte]

Might go back and take a pic tomo and leave it to the Hat judgement.

[Simply Red]

I had a beige chevignon corduroy jacket (bright red lining) early 90’s. Sounds honking. Possibly the coolest bit of clobber ive ever owned.

Liked a pair of levi cords back then too

[Fridge]

There was a time in the mid 90s when waistcoats on a Saturday night out were fashionable. What the fuck was that about.

[Guest milne_afc]

I’d navy Levi cords too, back in the day

You can still find 'em

[Poodler]

What footwear?

[DD1903]

I’d navy Levi cords too, back in the day

Carhartt did smart ones as well. Had a couple of pairs when I was at uni

[Simply Red]

You can still find 'em

Mckays?

[tightbreeks]

Him and ryder should get together and go on an alien hunt. Channel 5 would lap that up. There's a good you tube of a massive scrap at a williams gig at Wembley, on the pitch, so it's all slippy with booze. Goes in for a good 10 mins before security turns up. Hot day in london, with the other half, a come on you irons shout might get out, then Millwall and lets go...

[Simply Red]

Kickers/Purple Gazelles/Troops

Maroon gazelles/navy puma states

[tightbreeks]

Kickers, red for right and green for left. I had those round toed efforts, teamed up with, c17, chevignon and chipie. Get that bass turned up, geto boys, nwa and it's time to go out..

[tightbreeks]

Troop joggers, spx and i was never convinced about british knights. Sonneti, ooft.

[tightbreeks]

I had a pair of red soviet jeans, these things could never be helped. I now associate salmon pink slacks with brexiteers who get the boden catalogue.