Foster14 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 A thread for musings from the inane to the inner depths of psychological wonderings. Why is it, when you are walking along and you see someone walking a bit unusually, it fucks you up? I can be walking down a street, perfectly reasonable stride (bit gimpy instep with the right foot but nothing major) but then you see someone with a strange gait or a emphatic arm swing and your own conscious goes in to overdrive. I mean the novel walk, not the physically impared walk, but you see it and you think it looks a bit unusual, or a bit unorthodox and you start thinking about your own walk? That moment of clarity on someone else's walk leads to self doubt and major internal questioning about your own walk. Then you just can't walk properly, it goes to pot. No matter how confident your stride was before it's gone. Arms pinned to the side because that last person had a jolly swing. Short steps because that person had a lunging gait. Then surely someone sees you and thinks, what the fuck, that person walks weird. Leads to one perpetual chain of self-doubting fucked up striding weirdos. 1 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 @notgettinganypussy Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 I’ll bite. One that gets me, is when someone has a tick and you’re never quite sure if it’s real or not until someone else confirms it Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 The age old question of why grown adults express themselves through LOLz and emojis on internet football forums, and why it annoys Geordie bestiality lovers so much? :hysterical: Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Got some??Nah @@Dad is your man for that. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Do birds who say 'I dont usually do this' really and truly believe that you accept they're telling the truth. 3 Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 So no-one else has this issue? I'm sure if you did a scientific experiment where a whole load of normal walk folk were put in an area with one person with a bizarre walk, over time more and more people's walking style would be commentable. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 So no-one else has this issue? I'm sure if you did a scientific experiment where a whole load of normal walk folk were put in an area with one person with a bizarre walk, over time more and more people's walking style would be commentable.So you've got a gimp leg? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 What does Dad do that he can spend 22 hours a day on the hat? Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 What does Dad do that he can spend 22 hours a day on the hat?Affiliate for bookies Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 You still hereHad a browse of the other AFC forums and decided I’d stay here. Only thing making work bearable. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Had a browse of the other AFC forums and decided I’d stay here. Only thing making work bearable.Good stuff min, pretty sure you were given a pass on the DWT anyway Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Had a browse of the other AFC forums and decided I’d stay here. Only thing making work bearable. DYA. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 A thread for musings from the inane to the inner depths of psychological wonderings. Why is it, when you are walking along and you see someone walking a bit unusually, it fucks you up? I can be walking down a street, perfectly reasonable stride (bit gimpy instep with the right foot but nothing major) but then you see someone with a strange gait or a emphatic arm swing and your own conscious goes in to overdrive. I mean the novel walk, not the physically impared walk, but you see it and you think it looks a bit unusual, or a bit unorthodox and you start thinking about your own walk? That moment of clarity on someone else's walk leads to self doubt and major internal questioning about your own walk. Then you just can't walk properly, it goes to pot. No matter how confident your stride was before it's gone. Arms pinned to the side because that last person had a jolly swing. Short steps because that person had a lunging gait. Then surely someone sees you and thinks, what the fuck, that person walks weird. Leads to one perpetual chain of self-doubting fucked up striding weirdos.I am a fucking nightmare with folk with physical disabilities. I genuinely feel sorry for them but can’t deal with it. Obviously try and not draw attention by staring at the massive cyst growing out of their face but I think that’s sometimes worse as it is almost more blatant when you are avoiding looking at it. I am also prone to develop a nervous fit of the giggles in any inappropriate situation. Been many a meeting when I’ve had to almost pull a hernia and not make eye contact as someone comes in with no arms or produces that one of their relatives died at the weekend. A speech impediment during a presentation has been known to faking a phonecall and having to bail out. It is clearly in no way fucking funny must be my brain going into panic mode and defaulting tosome sort of tourette’s. Either that or I am just sick as fuck. 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 DYA.Ill PM you with a dog next week. If it doesn’t win I’ll actually close my account and stick a dildo on my own bonnet (with pics) xxx Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Starving Africans or slavering wheelchair users on the telly when I'm trying to eat repulse me. Should be a warning before they cut to those scenes. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Ill PM you with a dog next week. If it doesn’t win I’ll actually close my account and stick a dildo on my own bonnet (with pics) xxx OR just be a man of your word and stop posting for a year that's a fair compromise. PS - PM the geordie fud with the dog, he's into that kind of thing. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Starving Africans or slavering wheelchair users on the telly when I'm trying to eat repulse me. Should be a warning before they cut to those scenes. Aye get them to fuck, trying to guilt trip into folk setting up direct debits so some oxbridge bint can earn a decent salary. The best way to support africans is just send direct cash and/or contribute to the local economy by shagging whores. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Starving Africans or slavering wheelchair users on the telly when I'm trying to eat repulse me. Should be a warning before they cut to those scenes. Should be banned from eating establishments. Gadz and a waste of my money if one comes in mid-meal. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Starving Africans or slavering wheelchair users on the telly when I'm trying to eat repulse me. Should be a warning before they cut to those scenes.Fuck contributing to an aid charity, your just paying for some guffy middle class peados all expenses paid jolly. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 @@Ke1t This is your moment my dear friend. Tbh I'm not at all sure what this thread is supposed to be about, but I can offer some sound advice. Always walk like you've business to attend to. Always make it appear that you're meant to be where you are, even if you're caught in a Jewelers shop at 3am with pockets full of diamond necklaces, while you're wearing a black and white stripey jumper and a bag bearing the legend 'SWAG'. You walk up to that copper in a confident manner, tell him you have everything under control, and send him on his way to deal with the kind of people who need his help. A good, strong walk, followed by a steely demeanour or a firm handshake will tell any stranger that here's a fella who doesn't need any fucking interference from the likes of them. "Off You Fuck" should be the message your walk sends, not just to random cunts but to any physical or mental ailment that manifests itself. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Tbh I'm not at all sure what this thread is supposed to be about, but I can offer some sound advice. Always walk like you've business to attend to. Always make it appear that you're meant to be where you are, even if you're caught in a Jewelers shop at 3am with pockets full of diamond necklaces, while you're wearing a black and white stripey jumper and a bag bearing the legend 'SWAG'. You walk up to that copper in a confident manner, tell him you have everything under control, and send him on his way to deal with the kind of people who need his help. A good, strong walk, followed by a steely demeanour or a firm handshake will tell any stranger that here's a fella who doesn't need any fucking interference from the likes of them. "Off You Fuck" should be the message your walk sends, not just to random cunts but to any physical or mental ailment that manifests itself.Yep, that's how I deal with chuggers as well. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 30, 2018 Author Share Posted December 30, 2018 The point of the thread is to discuss Mike's curiosities and peculiarities. When I walk alone and see other people with an unusual walk I question my own walk and that questioning gives me the walking yips. I think that is what a gowfer calls it. Another peculiarity. The local hospital has not had a brain surgeon before. One arrives and convinces the local hospital that they are qualified to do brain surgery. They get the role and as there are no others the trust believe they do as good as a job as they can. The brain surgeon tells them that they will do it till they die or are another time of their choosing. The next brain surgeon must be their first child. The hospital trust has to accept that and deal with it. No ability to question the process or to challenge the new incumbent's ability when they take up the role. That would be ridiculous! Yet, a significant percentage of the population believe that this is a reasonable way to deal with the head of state. Peculiar! The state as a whole has an anthem that asks some fictional being to protect a silver spooned wifey. Mind boggling serfdom. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 A thread for musings from the inane to the inner depths of psychological wonderings. Why is it, when you are walking along and you see someone walking a bit unusually, it fucks you up? I can be walking down a street, perfectly reasonable stride (bit gimpy instep with the right foot but nothing major) but then you see someone with a strange gait or a emphatic arm swing and your own conscious goes in to overdrive. I mean the novel walk, not the physically impared walk, but you see it and you think it looks a bit unusual, or a bit unorthodox and you start thinking about your own walk? That moment of clarity on someone else's walk leads to self doubt and major internal questioning about your own walk. Then you just can't walk properly, it goes to pot. No matter how confident your stride was before it's gone. Arms pinned to the side because that last person had a jolly swing. Short steps because that person had a lunging gait. Then surely someone sees you and thinks, what the fuck, that person walks weird. Leads to one perpetual chain of self-doubting fucked up striding weirdos.Get that when I'm proper stoned and need to hit the shops. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Friend of mine has a phobia of dwarves, actually left the pub one time when a dwarf came in. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 What does Dad do that he can spend 22 hours a day on the hat?It's the school holidays Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Whether I do or no, is neither here nor there - the cunts in California.There is nae cunts in me. Link to comment
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