Life's Curiosities

[HairyPie]

If you can’t work it out then you won’t know who it was so completely pointless. Allledgly deliberately broke his ankle. I’m not naming anyone on a public forum but most folk have worked it out.

 

Come on El Frigo, get the details into the 1,000 club.

[HairyPie]

Ahhhh, a wee clue. It was Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman. 

 

Cryptic, but we got there.

[Bluto10]

these aberdonisn hard men\families, how do the measure up against the real mobsters.

you know the mafia, drug cartels, crips\bloods, ira, the Mitchells etc.

[Simply Red]

these aberdonisn hard men\families, how do the measure up against the real mobsters.

you know the mafia, drug cartels, crips\bloods, ira, the Mitchells etc.

The fact that some scouse teenagers and yardies run the show, narco wise in Aberdeen, tells its own story. That doesnt happen in Glasgow/Dundeh/Edinbro

[Studebaker-90]

these aberdonisn hard men\families, how do the measure up against the real mobsters.

you know the mafia, drug cartels, crips\bloods, ira, the Mitchells etc.

You tell us BMG. Solid as fuck.

[Poodler]

Luckily for BMG, all photos from phone/iCloud have been wiped/hacked/stolen a couple of weeks back (hundreds of the cunts) - fuck knows what went down!

@@Police

[Bluto10]

Luckily for BMG, all photos from phone/iCloud have been wiped/hacked/stolen a couple of weeks back (hundreds of the cunts) - fuck knows what went down!

 

I’ll give you a copy of the original one day over a few beers

[Bluto10]

Luckily for BMG, all photos from phone/iCloud have been wiped/hacked/stolen a couple of weeks back (hundreds of the cunts) - fuck knows what went down!

sue apple for 5m quid then retire.

 

that shouldn’t be happening

[Bluto10]

lol

[Ke1t]

My diet largely comprises of protein shakes (not spunk)... but I can still snake out a shit the size of a fully grown anaconda.

 

My question is, the fuck? 

[BrianFaePerth]

I think I got a virus somehow

Gays has got the virus and his phone posts blurred images.

 

Best get yourself seen to, though eh suspect that was how you got in to trouble in the first place

[BrianFaePerth]

It doesnae - images were as clear as glass.

^^showing symptoms

[Fridge]

Who was the boy who opened up some shite at Hazelhead? Donate all your stuff and we will sell it all for charity.

Absolutely no chance he wasn’t at it.

[Fridge]

Because Corbyn was against him.

Surely to fuck we can just get some normal person to vote for.

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Because Corbyn was against him.

Surely to fuck we can just get some normal person to vote for.

Normal people don't aspire to be politicians,  therein lies the problem. 

[daytripping]

Conservatives equals more money in your pocket, simple really. The left get in now and then and make an utter arse of it, Labour leaving a note saying there's no money left when they left office sums it up, there isn't an alternative. The independence people really need to look at the figures, it's a pipedream.

[minijc]

11 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Conservatives equals more money in your pocket, simple really. The left get in now and then and make an utter arse of it, Labour leaving a note saying there's no money left when they left office sums it up, there isn't an alternative. The independence people really need to look at the figures, it's a pipedream.

Tell that to those in poverty, relying on food banks after years of cuts and austerity.

[Fridge]

Nae sure I agree with you there RS,  if some shit happened that completely fucked the Scottish economy we would have Westminster money to bail us out. 

We have the best of both worlds in my opinion basically can do what we want but have a safety net. It’s nae like Boris is dictating to us.
 

[daytripping]

2 hours ago, minijc said:

Tell that to those in poverty, relying on food banks after years of cuts and austerity.

They need to get a work ethic, no need to use food banks when you work.

[minijc]

9 minutes ago, daytripping said:

They need to get a work ethic, no need to use food banks when you work.

Again showing just how out of touch you are.

[NEM]

2 hours ago, minijc said:

Tell that to those in poverty, relying on food banks after years of cuts and austerity.

DT already pointed out why we had to have years of cuts and austerity......

[Redforever86]

5 hours ago, Fridge said:

Nae sure I agree with you there RS,  if some shit happened that completely fucked the Scottish economy we would have Westminster money to bail us out. 

We have the best of both worlds in my opinion basically can do what we want but have a safety net. It’s nae like Boris is dictating to us.
 

The only reason the UK can borrow the billions of debt it has is because it is backed up by the natural resource of Scottish oil. The Scottish economy isn't exactly great, but at least we actually export things and produce things, oil, whisky, food and drinking, manufacturing and tourism. Half the English economy can be and will be replaced by an AI of moderate ability to sell insurance and investment banking in the next decade or two. London is one of the biggest economic bubbles in human history. 

[daytripping]

6 hours ago, minijc said:

Again showing just how out of touch you are.

Boris will see us all do well, he's handling the virus really well while delivering the Brexit we voted for, shameful the biggest party in our region won't back our fishermen but he'll swat them aside, put your trust in him. I honestly believe our greatest leader since Churchill.

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

No he didn’t 

They had to clean the mess left, any neutral observer can see that, labour left a shambles.

[minijc]

8 hours ago, daytripping said:

Boris will see us all do well, he's handling the virus really well while delivering the Brexit we voted for, shameful the biggest party in our region won't back our fishermen but he'll swat them aside, put your trust in him. I honestly believe our greatest leader since Churchill.

I actually hope he delivers this Brexit that you and many others voted for, I think it's great especially when you see areas that voted for it get all the extra 'stuff' they didn't anticipate.  The people of Kent getting their back gardens tarmacked over and their property value drop over night, all the old pensioners that have moved to Spain and France now being unable to sustain living there due to the extras costs "I didn't realise that taking back control of our borders meant we'd be treated like this" one of my favourite quotes I read from some 70 year old white woman that loves staying in Benidorm because of the food and culture that had just found out she'd need x amount to stay there and very expensive health insurance, LOL.  Then we have the people of Cornwall who voted for Brexit, they are now out with the begging bowl wanting £700m to cover the EU funding that they will be losing, tremendous!  Now on to the farmers, wonderful, wonderful British farmers, the lads that thrive on exploiting European workers, seen one guy on the news last week who owned a company that specialised in providing European staff for farmers, reckons as of Jan 1st his company is no longer viable, shame but he voted for it so he'll have to live that, it's also funny that this pandemic highlighted just how much farmers rely on European workers so next year will be even funnier.

 

I also think it's fantastic that the current cost of Brexit is already more than what GREAT Britain had paid in EU fees over the years, only to be more restricted and cut off, after all we're just a tiny island that pines for the good old days of Colonialism, sadly for Boris, his paymasters and the people that bought in to this, those days won't be coming back, it's time for the reality check on how small this place really is.  Now it's best to start getting ready for all the fall out of what they voted for and wanted, huge job losses, medicine, food and fuel shortages, long delays at customs check points, tighter restrictions on travel, the loss of some basic human rights and a very weak economy.

 

RULE BRITANNIA BABY!!!!

[dervish]

Spite up your life.

[daytripping]

The same people screaming for independence and saying Scotland could easily stand on its own 2 feet are up in arms that Great Britain wants to go it alone, you seriously couldn't make it up.

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Can't argue with you. I really can't. 

You cannot reason someone out of a position that they have not reasoned themselves in to. 

[maryhilldon]

15 hours ago, minijc said:

I actually hope he delivers this Brexit that you and many others voted for, I think it's great especially when you see areas that voted for it get all the extra 'stuff' they didn't anticipate.  The people of Kent getting their back gardens tarmacked over and their property value drop over night, all the old pensioners that have moved to Spain and France now being unable to sustain living there due to the extras costs "I didn't realise that taking back control of our borders meant we'd be treated like this" one of my favourite quotes I read from some 70 year old white woman that loves staying in Benidorm because of the food and culture that had just found out she'd need x amount to stay there and very expensive health insurance, LOL.  Then we have the people of Cornwall who voted for Brexit, they are now out with the begging bowl wanting £700m to cover the EU funding that they will be losing, tremendous!  Now on to the farmers, wonderful, wonderful British farmers, the lads that thrive on exploiting European workers, seen one guy on the news last week who owned a company that specialised in providing European staff for farmers, reckons as of Jan 1st his company is no longer viable, shame but he voted for it so he'll have to live that, it's also funny that this pandemic highlighted just how much farmers rely on European workers so next year will be even funnier.

 

I also think it's fantastic that the current cost of Brexit is already more than what GREAT Britain had paid in EU fees over the years, only to be more restricted and cut off, after all we're just a tiny island that pines for the good old days of Colonialism, sadly for Boris, his paymasters and the people that bought in to this, those days won't be coming back, it's time for the reality check on how small this place really is.  Now it's best to start getting ready for all the fall out of what they voted for and wanted, huge job losses, medicine, food and fuel shortages, long delays at customs check points, tighter restrictions on travel, the loss of some basic human rights and a very weak economy.

 

RULE BRITANNIA BABY!!!!

Not like you to be doom mongering drama queen.  

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

COVID will be the perfect excuse for the Brexit wanks when it all goes pear-shaped.