Life's Curiosities

[Poodler]

A.Philanthropist

[Poodler]

Not as bad as when I fell off the jetway

 

 

 

 

(God only knows what I'd be without you)

[manboobs109]

Mental how bent you two are for each other

[Fridge]

Love Bono

[Fridge]

Fuck sake that was meant to be Love Bono and the Edge

[Henry]

Love Bono

My dog loves that stuff

[Henry]

Mental how bent you two are for each other

Jealous

[manboobs109]

Jealous

Obvs

[manboobs109]

Love Bono

So do dogs

[Henry]

How do blind people know where to find Braille writing?

And how do they pick up their dog’s shit?

[mcdougall(4)]

And how do they pick up their dog’s shit?

 

 

It involves circles

[manboobs109]

Said Henry ages ago - come on mantits for the love of fuck

I know, Mobby did it so I did it for a piss take, he then edited it. Backfired.

[Arabian Knight]

yer lugs must eh been burnin wi cunts oan here chattin aboot ye pliyin fir a clyde fans team fi..wan level below playin fir linfield unionist bear loyalists fans utd

explain yersel now

[Fridge]

@cans

[Arabian Knight]

bottles

[BrianFaePerth]

Why do burds wear incredibly short skirts that don't even cover their tanned pert arse cheeks and yet they feel the need to pull them down at every opportunity.

 

This thought, amongst others, just occurred to me while walking behind and then up the stairs behind such a burd.

 

That said, eh was the picture of refrainment, unlike some 14 year old who was clearly pondering the same question. He had no shame in being one step behind her on the stairs.

[Oregon Red]

Why do burds wear incredibly short skirts that don't even cover their tanned pert arse cheeks and yet they feel the need to pull them down at every opportunity.

 

This thought, amongst others, just occurred to me while walking behind and then up the stairs behind such a burd.

 

That said, eh was the picture of refrainment, unlike some 14 year old who was clearly pondering the same question. He had no shame in being one step behind her on the stairs.

Its strange but not just with short skirts..ever been behind a chick with those tight yoga pants..hey tug incessantly at their shirts etc.. my guess is they think their arse is ugly  even when itrs not

[The Buzzard]

Why do burds wear incredibly short skirts that don't even cover their tanned pert arse cheeks and yet they feel the need to pull them down at every opportunity.

 

This thought, amongst others, just occurred to me while walking behind and then up the stairs behind such a burd.

 

That said, eh was the picture of refrainment, unlike some 14 year old who was clearly pondering the same question. He had no shame in being one step behind her on the stairs.

Disgusting behaviour from the 14 year old. Everybody knows you have to be at least two steps behind to get the proper angle of viewing. 1 step behind (favourite Madness tune) is too close to see anything.

[Arabian Knight]

ehm noticin buzzard sex desires ir gittin mare intense the aulder e gits, jist liket brian

[The Buzzard]

ehm noticin buzzard sex desires ir gittin mare intense the aulder e gits, jist liket brian

This place is warping me.

[Fridge]

Why do burds wear incredibly short skirts that don't even cover their tanned pert arse cheeks and yet they feel the need to pull them down at every opportunity.

 

This thought, amongst others, just occurred to me while walking behind and then up the stairs behind such a burd.

 

That said, eh was the picture of refrainment, unlike some 14 year old who was clearly pondering the same question. He had no shame in being one step behind her on the stairs.

I’ve always assumed it’s because they are raging slags, know they’ve got a great arse, want to bring attention to it but pretend they are actually modest.

[The Buzzard]

Gathered as much when you started posting birds arses whilst on holiday haha

 

You big dirty terrific prick

Sharing the wealth, knew there was an audience that would appreciate it.

[Arabian Knight]

pair eh thim ir bound by wild desires..hope buzzard disna git tae the stage whar e buys porno mags it the 24hr garage n stares doon the wee lassie it the till thru ez aviator shades tryin tae git the pare quine tae hink aboot him wankin..thats whin ye ken yer beasty as fuck

[Quagmire]

pair eh thim ir bound by wild desires..hope buzzard disna git tae the stage whar e buys porno mags it the 24hr garage n stares doon the wee lassie it the till thru ez aviator shades tryin tae git the pare quine tae hink aboot him wankin..thats whin ye ken yer beasty as fuck

 

 

[The Buzzard]

pair eh thim ir bound by wild desires..hope buzzard disna git tae the stage whar e buys porno mags it the 24hr garage n stares doon the wee lassie it the till thru ez aviator shades tryin tae git the pare quine tae hink aboot him wankin..thats whin ye ken yer beasty as fuck

I’ve just walked past Hunter Square in the hope i’d see you and hopefully put your mind at ease that i’m not at beast level of deviancy, AK. Was all quiet though. Must have been feeding time down at the Sally Army at the Pleasance though. Feel you’re getting the wrong impression here and nothing that a 2L bottle of Frosty Jack and some Poppers wouldn’t cure.

[maryhilldon]

Disgusting behaviour from the 14 year old. Everybody knows you have to be at least two steps behind to get the proper angle of viewing. 1 step behind (favourite Madness tune) is too close to see anything.

All you would see is the back of her head if you were 1 step behind. 3 or 4 steps at least for optimum perving.

[Arabian Knight]

buzzard yer lookin in the wrang plices..hunter sqs deed the noo til it warms up a bit..if ye wir aboot oan seterday yed hiv goat meh in a mare doonmairket jakeball hotspot -wetherspins queen street the standin order ya cunt maks hunter sq look liket tigerlilly

[The Buzzard]

buzzard yer lookin in the wrang plices..hunter sqs deed the noo til it warms up a bit..if ye wir aboot oan seterday yed hiv goat meh in a mare doonmairket jakeball hotspot -wetherspins queen street the standin order ya cunt maks hunter sq look liket tigerlilly

I’ll find ye.

[BrianFaePerth]

pair eh thim ir bound by wild desires..hope buzzard disna git tae the stage whar e buys porno mags it the 24hr garage n stares doon the wee lassie it the till thru ez aviator shades tryin tae git the pare quine tae hink aboot him wankin..thats whin ye ken yer beasty as fuck

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Of course they are.

 

Yet people want to help this by buying shit like Alexa and Google Home.