Life's Curiosities

[BrianFaePerth]

I am very happy I don't know what any of that is.

 

Very happy indeed.

 

Although... Does Alexa have boobies...? There is potential in the name you see.

 

A robot that blows you perchance.. ?

They know that you don't know what these things are.

 

They know you are a deviant.

[BrianFaePerth]

They'll be checking your internet history while you do.

 

Be afraid GB.

[Chewie37]

Annoyingly unfunny weegie cunt........delete

[maryhilldon]

I do like Limmy.

Me too, most of the time. Can be hit and miss.

[Chewie37]

Limmy is to comedy, what @@Dad is to betting.......

[Chewie37]

Daring and refreshing

I’d better retract my previous claim, you’re actually entertaining Dad, that cunt Limmy.......fuck me it’s like Cavey, but in real form, fingernails on chalkboard min

[BrianFaePerth]

Aye but everyone is laughing at Dad rather than with him

[Chewie37]

Yeah fuck sakes Bri, just harsh, poor Dad

[BrianFaePerth]

[maryhilldon]

Seen Limmo a couple of times kicking about Byres Rd

 

Didn’t speak to him, though (incase he made me into a sketch)

When I worked in Chinaskis at CharingX he used to come in and sit in the corner with his laptop. I never laughed once.

[Chewie37]

If Cavey doesn’t change his avatar, there’s something wrong.......

[Fridge]

Horrendous week. Thought the best thing to do would be chill out in the park and contemplate death.

 

Some boy in a green jacket is running around me smiling.

 

Is it acceptable to Durrant him?

[The Boofon]

Do a big bag of cocaine, a load of fucking booze, swagger around tough guy like a chimp in a nappy full of porridge, punch a pensioner and shit in a sink.

 

You're gonna die anyway.

Standard night for Bad Mobby.

[Chewie37]

Standard night for Bad Mobby.

Is the scores out part Moobs?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I do like Limmy. 

 

I haven't seen much of his work, but I love the sketch about accents.

 

In particular, non-glaswegian accents where it seems mandatory to have "eeeeeeeeeeeh?" as every 3rd or 4th word.

 

The clown who crashed into me between falkirk and grangemouth a few years back, spoke exactly like that.

 

"Ken, I wiz jist rushin' tae ma work ye ken, eeeeeeeeeh?, jist gaun tae ma work,eeeeeeeeh? ye ken".

 

I was thinking "shut up, spastic, eeeeeeeeeeh?".

 

Can laugh about it now, thanks to Limmy.

[Redforever86]

I haven't seen much of his work, but I love the sketch about accents.

 

In particular, non-glaswegian accents where it seems mandatory to have "eeeeeeeeeeeh?" as every 3rd or 4th word.

 

The clown who crashed into me between falkirk and grangemouth a few years back, spoke exactly like that.

 

"Ken, I wiz jist rushin' tae ma work ye ken, eeeeeeeeeh?, jist gaun tae ma work,eeeeeeeeh? ye ken".

 

I was thinking "shut up, spastic, eeeeeeeeeeh?".

 

Can laugh about it now, thanks to Limmy.

What accent does god have when he tells you shagging kids is ok?

[seann coirthe]

I see it more as a Jim Davidsons  Chalky..." Pass me anoder choir boy, dis one split"

[StandFree1982]

I haven't seen much of his work, but I love the sketch about accents.

 

In particular, non-glaswegian accents where it seems mandatory to have "eeeeeeeeeeeh?" as every 3rd or 4th word.

 

The clown who crashed into me between falkirk and grangemouth a few years back, spoke exactly like that.

 

"Ken, I wiz jist rushin' tae ma work ye ken, eeeeeeeeeh?, jist gaun tae ma work,eeeeeeeeh? ye ken".

 

I was thinking "shut up, spastic, eeeeeeeeeeh?".

 

Can laugh about it now, thanks to Limmy.

 

Edinburgh accent. Heard the exact same accent in a pub a few years back, Cringe. 

[Chewie37]

Geordie, I reckon

Do kids get bribe with canny bags ah Tudor?

[Fridge]

Hearing LH got another kicking and back in hospital?

[Fridge]

A well known family

[Poodler]

Was it not a couple of weeks ago?

 

 

 

Thoughts and prayers x

[Fridge]

Not sure, I only found out yesterday.

[Poodler]

White women having athletic men

 

 

I always want to approach them and say 'sorry, do you know your boyfriend is athletic?'

[Guest milne_afc]

Cloak and dagger stuff

[BrianFaePerth]

Taking a break from this snake pit for a while. ^

 

 

[Fridge]

Start with M?

Yes

[Bluto10]

Cloak and dagger stuff

aye, it’s embarrassing.

 

 

just spit it out.

 

He’s not going to batter you through the WiFi min.

He’s nae the lawnmower man ffs

[Fridge]

If you can’t work it out then you won’t know who it was so completely pointless. Allledgly deliberately broke his ankle. I’m not naming anyone on a public forum but most folk have worked it out.

[Guest milne_afc]

McAllisters obvs.

 

Ooh, they're hard. Scruffy cunts. The Hurricane will be back on his feet in no time and THEN there will be content.

 

Man loves a talk to the camera.