Match Thread (Scottish Cup) Aberdeen V Srenhousemuir

[Ke1t]

Strippers are ace. Whether it be for sports psychology or just getting their pappashangos in your face.

 

Just don't talk to them

 

This particular dollymop actually had just about the best personality of any female I've ever met. She was brilliant company, and her hands were attracted to the cock like a paperclip in a magnet factory, regardless of where you were.  I pity her husband, assuming she has one, , because no way is he pinning down her pussy... she needs it to run free through a glorious field of rigid cocks. 

 

I want to hear more about point one.

 

Was there even a game today?

 

My wife is currently in Laaaandan, England... so I'm having a fair amount of free time to think about shit like this right now. 

 

Been about two weeks since I got any. 

 

Pretty much everything I do right now is through the lens of "Holy shit I am choking for the veejay".

 

Hashtag Keltsgaggingforit. 

[Reed or deed]

Aye, tad embarrassing but nae the end of the world that the morons on here will make it out to be.

Missed heaps of chances and they had one effort. These things happen and barely ever under McInnes.

Your levels of trolling are reaching Millertime levels of objectionable comments.

 

Prick.

[maryhilldon]

They have the Dubia Fever it's going to a replay.

You're a flawed genius.

[Ke1t]

You available for the next team talk. Guaranteed to get at least something up.

 

Oh... fucking hell... you just made me remember some Dons related trivia regarding her!

 

She had a threesome with two of Aberdeen's star players, both of whom shall remain nameless because they were married at the time she destroyed their dicks. 

 

Totally forgot about that. 

 

Anyway, in a roundabout way that means I've touched dicks with a couple of Aberdeen greats. 

[BWG]

Oh... fucking hell... you just made me remember some Dons related trivia regarding her!

 

She had a threesome with two of Aberdeen's star players, both of whom shall remain nameless because they were married at the time she destroyed their dicks. 

 

Totally forgot about that. 

 

Anyway, in a roundabout way that means I've touched dicks with a couple of Aberdeen greats.

 

Was one Ben Thornley?

[Zeus]

An absolute fucking embarrassment

 

Niall McGinn can fuck off.

[fine-n-dandy]

Think he might be a virgin.

Am I one of the cool kids now saying that?

We're all cool in our own ways.

 

We're also all lame as fk in our other ways.

 

BHL is just a big gay lame bhoy in his own way

[cruzcampo3]

Not a great day should have smashed this lot by 4 or more especially with that ex Hun Smith in goal.

 

Does having a winter break for the top league work when the lower teams still have 3 weeks worth’s of games.

 

Extra game we could and should have avoided. Looking forward to the rags bringing up one the ex players saying beating Aberdeen was better than the birth of his kids

[Donscanada]

 

  I think my ex was in Canada, most likely fking her way through every Mountie and Lumberjack in the country at that time, so that was having a negative effect on my mental state 

 

A nation of mounties and lumberjacks. Don't forget those fur trappers.....  My country has changed somewhat since the mid 1800s lol

[fine-n-dandy]

He’s a Tim cunt who runs a gardening centre, ignore the balloon.

Am only playin wi the wee bhoy

 

I'm sure he understands

[cruzcampo3]

Not a great day should have smashed this lot by 4 or more especially with that ex Hun Smith in goal.

 

Does having a winter break for the top league work when the lower teams still have 3 weeks worth’s of games.

 

Extra game we could and should have avoided. Looking forward to the rags bringing up one the ex players saying beating Aberdeen was better than the birth of his kids

[fine-n-dandy]

A nation of mounties and lumberjacks. Don't forget those fur trappers.....  My country has changed somewhat since the mid 1800s lol

Yoo owt fur a rip are yoo bud

[DelMonte]

Not a great day should have smashed this lot by 4 or more especially with that ex Hun Smith in goal.

 

Does having a winter break for the top league work when the lower teams still have 3 weeks worth’s of games.

 

Extra game we could and should have avoided. Looking forward to the rags bringing up one the ex players saying beating Aberdeen was better than the birth of his kids

Unsure if you meant it as the paper would report it like that or not but we never got beat. You'd think we had by some reactions to be fair.

[King Street Loon]

Well that was crap.

Players had the wrong attitude for the entirety of the game.

But these results happen from time to time im cup competition. Doesn't make it good when it's the team you support involved, but we're still in the cup and i fully expect to win the replay.

As others have said in this match thread.

Shit happens.

[Brochman]

Too often we produce horror shows. In between those we usually 'win ugly', stuttering and scraping through. If a ship persistently smashes into rocks or keeps scraping them, you canna go on blaming the sea. Its perfectly right to blame Captain McInnes.

[Ke1t]

A nation of mounties and lumberjacks. Don't forget those fur trappers.....  My country has changed somewhat since the mid 1800s lol

 

Scotland hasn't... 

[shut up meg]

Bought...….it'll be a collectors item on Ebay in a few years

 

£20 for that, you could buy an AFC G-Stew match worn shirt for less.

[fine-n-dandy]

Hmmmm after a crazy NINE games in December the players deserved their winter break.

 

Nobody's fault but their own that they have now added another midweek game to another run of busy shit weather fixtures.

 

Well done lads. Suck it up.

 

They should all offer to chip in a pay the traveling fans their ticket price after the replay though. Bunch of lazy lackluster cunts they are. Would make a nice gesture

[shut up meg]

Wouldn't mean as much though tbf son.

 

And here - £14.98 it is.

 

+ shipping pops.

[KidCreole]

Strippers are ace. Whether it be for sports psychology or just getting their pappashangos in your face.

 

Just don't talk to them

Good name for a bar 

[fine-n-dandy]

Even shitty lil St Mirren were good enough with ten men to come back from two down to win against a team just a little below them in terms of quality. Their team understood the importance of urgency & effort after putting in a shit performance

[Zeus]

They just turned up and exptected to win that without trying much. Embarrassing

 

Nae urgency at all.

 

Only way to right it is to win 18-0 in the reply

[Mr John]

If you play a team of loan signings, those going elsewhere and lazy cunts like McGinn then it shouldn’t be surprise the effort can be slack. Today was a great chance to play our younger fringe players from the start.

I had hoped we would too, but then a lot of top teams do that in these cup games and the lack of cohesion causes defeat.

 

Our first-choice 11 failing today is a disgrace.

[KidCreole]

maybes the cunts were jet lagged?  it's possible. 

perhaps you could summarise in the form of a limerick 

[Shinniesta]

Fuck it the last time we won a trophy we drew at Pittodrie against Alloa in our first game of the competition.

 

SC has our name on it this year.

[adl333]

Not long after I broke up with my big-tit whore of a dumb cunt girlfriend I got absolutely pished out of my face on green chartreuse. I had a stripper... sorry... dancer... in the sack and I could not for the fucking life of me get my cock into a state of engorgement where I could jam it into her perfectly smooth vajayjay.

 

I think the combination of the alcohol and the stress of breaking up with my big-tit girlfriend was working to keep the little fella out of the game, and I have to say my performance that night was an absolute shambles. I think my ex was in Canada, most likely fucking her way through every Mountie and Lumberjack in the country at that time, so that was having a negative effect on my mental state inna.

 

There was a lot going on at that time in my life, let's just say that...

 

Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that.. okay there's a few points...

 

One, I used to fuck strippers. And that was great. How could it not be? The one in question was able to rotate her pelvis in a clockwise motion so it sort of felt your cock was in a washing machine. Then, as she got more worked up she'd start slamming herself down on your cock like one of them jackhammers that the thick kids in school all got jobs operating because that was the fucking price of them. You would wake up next day with the feeling like you'd been punched shitless all over the center of your torso right down to your cock area. She must have weighed like 110lbs, but the damage she could do to a guy was absofulckinglutely ridiculous.

 

Two, sometimes you're going to fail to perform. Like I did that night.

 

Three, even if you do fail to perform, you can guarantee she's going to let you try again because she loves the cock. So, lay off the drink and try to put your whore ex out of your mind. Drink lots of water, just have a couple of light snacks... nothing too heavy... no wanking either... that's going to have a deleterious effect on your action later. Maybe do a few push ups or crunches if you need to stay busy.

 

And that's my advice to the Dons or something.

Welcome back kelt of old!!

[DelMonte]

We had more than enough chances to thump them. They got lucky realistically.

 

Poor performance but we still did enough to win the came comfortably.

[Zeus]

Aye was Cosgrove pre December the day.

 

Still nae as bad as McGinn though. WOW

[DelMonte]

Yep, one chance where mckenna poorly lost his man

 

Flip side though is cosgrove was equally shite

Was a brilliant ball in that's hard to defend in all honesty.

 

McLennan weak to lose the ball was the main issue for me. Thought he looked terrible today.

[DelMonte]

That was Cosgroves worst game in an Aberdeen shirt. Probably no coincidence it came when May wasnt next to him.