The Ryan Fraser Clause

[maryhilldon]

I was referring to the Leo sayer ditty of yesteryear, for some reason it came in to my head.

 

Sorry bud, wasna bein sarcastic.

Must admit you wooshed me there.

[maryhilldon]

Who knows what may be possible with a share of this transfer money.

Well £600k for May and Forrester doesn't bode well.

[1903Fitba]

Certainly think the training ground will help us attract better players now.

[Guest milne_afc]

Leo Sayer - what a fud. Reminds me of yon cunt who did that green duck - cuddles the monkey... What's his name tell me someone

Rod Hull

[dazzy_deff]

Rod Hull

Nah he was Spit the Dog

[Ten Caat]

Keith Harris

 

Think he's now playing the Heavenly Variety Show every year. Fell off a roof IIRC

[ollie1903]

Keith Harris

 

Think he's now playing the Heavenly Variety Show every year. Fell off a roof IIRC

Nah, that was Owen Hart

[Chewie37]

Only fucking idiots don’t like a bit of Leo Sayer

[Guest the shepherd]

Nah he was Spit the Dog

Bob Carolgees was yer man with Spit the Dog. He was a mainstay on Surprise, Surprise with Priscilla White and on Hold Tight if my memory is working correctly.

[The Boofon]

Bob Carolgees was yer man with Spit the Dog. He was a mainstay on Surprise, Surprise with Priscilla White and on Hold Tight if my memory is working correctly.

Sells candles now.

[The Boofon]

http://www.carolgeescandles.com/shop/personal/start.php

[Guest the shepherd]

http://www.carolgeescandles.com/shop/personal/start.php

I see Spit the Dog's accumulation of saliva over the years has been put to good use

[Chewie37]

Here chewie - I'm no saying the cunt can't sing - but he's a fucking bellend.

Haha, have you had an interaction with him? I’ll bow to your knowledge on this one

[Chewie37]

Bob Carolgees was yer man with Spit the Dog. He was a mainstay on Surprise, Surprise with Priscilla White and on Hold Tight if my memory is working correctly.

Had a sex change op, now he’s Carol Bobgees

 

 

 

That is exquisitely terrible

[NEM]

Certainly think the training ground will help us attract better players now.

 

 

Hmmmm

 

Pretty sure most footballers couldn't give a fuck about a handful of football pitches and a changing room.

[TheRock]

I don't think players will go 'oh wow, what an amazing training facility, I gotta sign for this club' but has 'you want to see our training facility? Well, we don't actually have one but I can show you some grass at Seaton Park' ever put someone off?

[NEM]

I don't think players will go 'oh wow, what an amazing training facility, I gotta sign for this club' but has 'you want to see our training facility? Well, we don't actually have one but I can show you some grass at Seaton Park' ever put someone off?

 

 

Not if we're paying £500 a week more than their next best offer.

[TheRock]

And if offering the same?

 

I don't know. Maybe you're right. It's certainly not going to do our recruiting any harm, is it?

[dazzy_deff]

Bob Carolgees was yer man with Spit the Dog. He was a mainstay on Surprise, Surprise with Priscilla White and on Hold Tight if my memory is working correctly.

I wasn't being serious you dense cunt.

 

Oh and it was cilla black that presented surprise surprise.

[Chewie37]

I wasn't being serious you dense cunt.

Oh and it was cilla black that presented surprise surprise.

Oh Dazzy, you give with one hand and take away with the other

[SheepieBaaBaa]

That's the bastard son - a right bitter bastard he is; always droning on about how entertainment has been shite since the 80s,and that folk 'don't know what talent is' - you're a washed up cunt Keith son; off you pop.

Arsehole. Leo Sayer is the same. Dullard bitter cunt.

And aye - as milno has said; Rod Hull off the roof. Dead. It all links.

Rod Hull takes dive off the roof adjusting his TV aerial to watch Man U in Europe.

 

Leads to the best football trivia ever..

 

In what year did Hull get the drop as a result of Man U playing in Europe

[dazzy_deff]

Oh Dazzy, you give with one hand and take away with the other

Hee hee

[maryhilldon]

I wasn't being serious you dense cunt.

 

 

 

[euan2020]

Aberdeen are lucky he signed extended deals with Bournemouth -  if he had gone in freedom of contract after his initial 3 year deal  - would have been no sell on clause - so got to thank him for that  - remember everyone thinking at time in 2013 he was ungrateful wee shyte  

[Cambridge Red]

At the start of this thread people seemed unsure of the % sell on we would collect. The Daily Record on 04/04/19 did an article "The great scottish sell ons and the key to the transfer trick".

It says that when we sold him it was for £400k + 20% of any future deal. With the opening bids expected in the region of £20m that would equate to £4m. Hope our tight arsed chairman lets us get some decent replacements for the players are going to loose soon!

[maryhilldon]

At the start of this thread people seemed unsure of the % sell on we would collect. The Daily Record on 04/04/19 did an article "The great scottish sell ons and the key to the transfer trick".

It says that when we sold him it was for £400k + 20% of any future deal. With the opening bids expected in the region of £20m that would equate to £4m. Hope our tight arsed chairman lets us get some decent replacements for the players are going to loose soon!

Daily Record lol

[Cambridge Red]

Daily Record lol

 

Yeah, I know it really is a garbage newspaper they were discussing the sell on % of many different players. I've no idea if it's accurate or not?

[maryhilldon]

Yeah, I know it really is a garbage newspaper they were discussing the sell on % of many different players. I've no idea if it's accurate or not?

Apparently it is 20%. I just wouldn't quote the Retard.

[Cambridge Red]

Apparently it is 20%. I just wouldn't quote the Retard.

Fair comment. My two concerns are with us needing money for the new stadium will the Chairman let us spend it on three or four really decent players and can Derek be trusted not to f--k it up and get palmed off with more dross!

[maryhilldon]

Fair comment. My two concerns are with us needing money for the new stadium will the Chairman let us spend it on three or four really decent players and can Derek be trusted not to f--k it up and get palmed off with more dross!

No. And no.