Poodler Posted May 30, 2019 Author Share Posted May 30, 2019 Maybe they're the same person Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 It's well known amongst those in the know that Dayts and Darkie are the same person. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 One drawback from having sprogs is having to go to the swimming when it's fucking mobbed. Not the best way to spend a Sunday. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I mind at the beach leisure centre last time I was there (about 15 years ago) some little spaz pished in the water beside me. Vowed to never return. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I mind at the beach leisure centre last time I was there (about 15 years ago) some little spaz pished in the water beside me. Vowed to never return.Probably for the best. Place is full of smelly bastards. Place smells like bri's hoose on a warm summers day. Usually people of ethic minorities, not that I'm generalising. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 With or without kids Loving U2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Having to go to public pools LOL Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 going to #singers for holiday snigger sniggerLOL Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 going to #singers for holiday snigger sniggerLOLWasn't a holiday chum. Basically a day trip. Been home for over 24 hours now. Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/health/birthstrike-climate-change-scn-intl/index.html :hysterical: Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 As Catherine Tate character Nan puts it....... What a load of old shit.What a fucking terrible reference. Catherine Tate characters. Fucking hell. 1 2 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/05/health/birthstrike-climate-change-scn-intl/index.html'Cannae get a ride?'. 'No no, I'm on, ehm, birthstrike'. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 all girls,the youngest birthday party tonight 20...Fuck I'm getting auld. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Kids LOL^^ shooting blanks MEGALOLZ 2 Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 May consider getting the snip after the next eens born. Sare? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 May consider getting the snip after the next eens born. Sare? Fuck that. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 It's keyhole though no?. Canna be that bad and stops any mistakes further down line.... Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 It's keyhole though no?. Canna be that bad and stops any mistakes further down line....It's a doddle, 45 minutes from start to finish and is just a little nippy for a day or so afterwards. It is done via keyhole surgery. Only weird bit was a nurse using a scalpal to shave bits of my sack but imagine she had seen mare japs eyes than an oriental optician. As you say, wife and I had a couple of "shit we never used contraception last night" moments and I opted for the snip. Never regretted it. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Bobby’s got the right idea https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-stabs-girlfriend-24-times-16271862Bobby's clearly a Fud. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 May consider getting the snip after the next eens born. Sare?Get the missus to get neutered. Fuck getting the snip and losing your manlihood. Don't want to fire blanks like Darkielife. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Get the missus to get neutered. Fuck getting the snip and losing your manlihood. Don't want to fire blanks like Darkielife.In what way does getting the snip result in a man 'losing your manlihood"? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 In what way does getting the snip result in a man 'losing your manlihood"?You can't ejaculate real sperm/ impregnate a woman. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You can't ejaculate real sperm/ impregnate a woman.Never realised that was the manliness benchmark. After the snip, you do know you still ejaculate in exactly the same way as before right? I have already impregnated a woman (twice) so despite having the snip I still consider myself a man. I know plenty of guys who have not had the snip but still cannot impregnate a woman for one medical reason or another, are they to be considered not manly enough? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Then after all that about 2 weeks later his missus told him she was up the Duff.Sounds as if he never cleaned his pipes out properly prior to shooting his load in his wife. Got to get 2 negative test results before you can safely start coming wherever you want to! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 My brother in law got it done, balls swelled up to size of watermelons, hospitalised with blood poisoning. Got home a few days later. Then after all that about 2 weeks later his missus told him she was up the Duff.With a black kid? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Never realised that was the manliness benchmark. After the snip, you do know you still ejaculate in exactly the same way as before right? I have already impregnated a woman (twice) so despite having the snip I still consider myself a man. I know plenty of guys who have not had the snip but still cannot impregnate a woman for one medical reason or another, are they to be considered not manly enough?You obviously don't ejaculate in the same way, all muck and no swimmers. And yes they are considered as such, they would definitely be considered less manly than an alpha who impregnates at his whim. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 And yes they are considered as such, they would definitely be considered less manly than an alpha who impregnates at his whim.That's the sort of thing you would have heard being said on Jeremy Kyle and we all know the neddy minks who frequented that show. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 That's the sort of thing you would have heard being said on Jeremy Kyle and we all know the neddy minks who frequented that show.I don't know anyone who frequented that show tbh. You should keep better company. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I don't know anyone who frequented that show tbh. You should keep better company.Do the world and the human race a favour and just get the snip done, let's be honest we all wish your dad had done it in the first place 2 1 Link to comment
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