Ke1t Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My wee laddie has started nipping my tits to take him fishing. Fuck that shit. He saw cunts catching a fish on holiday and liked the look of it. Never fished in my fucking life and I'm not away to start,despite kelts nonsense about never saying no to them. Fishing? Fucking hell. As we both know that's something of a misrepresentation. Still. So your method is to tell him to fuck off because you're too lazy? Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My wee laddie has started nipping my tits to take him fishing. Fuck that shit. He saw cunts catching a fish on holiday and liked the look of it. Never fished in my fucking life and I'm not away to start,despite kelts nonsense about never saying no to them. Fishing? Fucking hell. it might turn out that you really actually enjoy fishing. and you'll certainly enjoy the time spent with him. it's a great way to spend a few hours on a quiet morning. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 its cruelty tae enimals.. ez wee buddy boyll grow up wi a distorted view eh nature.. Like this cuntSharting, is that whit it's called Did it once, but eh had a stomach bug at the time. Thought all wis ok until eh got oot of the chair and noticed a broon stain on a cream cushion. WTF eh thought, that canna be shiite? A sniff confirmed it was a mix of spunk and shiite..everything that had been in my belly from the night before haha, oh my days Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 As we both know that's something of a misrepresentation. Still. So your method is to tell him to fuck off because you're too lazy?Nothing to do with laziness, I don't have a fucking clue what to do and I've no desire to kill a fish or chuck a maimed one back. He'll survive. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 it might turn out that you really actually enjoy fishing. and you'll certainly enjoy the time spent with him. it's a great way to spend a few hours on a quiet morning.We take his drone and stunt kite out a lot but I'm not going to get into fishing. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Nothing to do with laziness, I don't have a fucking clue what to do and I've no desire to kill a fish or chuck a maimed one back. He'll survive. Ah, I see... humanitarian reasons. Nothing to do with laziness. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Ah, I see... humanitarian reasons. Nothing to do with laziness.So is everyone who doesn't fish lazy? Link to comment
Gold YorkDon Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 Random fact.The hammer thing/blunt object used to dunt a poor fish over the head to kill it is called a priest. Fuck fishing! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Tried fishing a couple of times, got bored within 20 mins. Don't see the appeal. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 So is everyone who doesn't fish lazy? No, because you've demonstrated that you don't fish because you have concerns for fish welfare. I'm sure some folk don't fish because they're too lazy. Not you, though. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Random fact.The hammer thing/blunt object used to dunt a poor fish over the head to kill it is called a priest. Fuck fishing!Never knew Clydeside was a fish but he’s been hammered by a priest. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 No, because you've demonstrated that you don't fish because you have concerns for fish welfare. I'm sure some folk don't fish because they're too lazy. Not you, though.What are you fucking on about? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 What are you fucking on about? Which words were giving you trouble? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Essentially calling you a lazy, melon headed, butt surfer. Has a point likes. No, no... I'm saying he's NOT a lazy, melon headed butt surfer. Let's be clear on this. Link to comment
Gold YorkDon Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 No many give a fuck about fish welfare. Right up to massive cunts of things (marlin etc). Poor wee fish.The scale of the problem is huge. Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 I'm with you mantits - fuck kids. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Essentially calling you a lazy, melon headed, butt surfer. Has a point likes.Just fucking say that then Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 Its this kind of palaver that really dunts any chance I have of becoming a mayor or whatever.What, fucking kids? Yeah I agree. You should quit that if you want to progress in life. Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 No you wee prick - the constant unjust mud slinging, that quite frankly - is the very opposite of the truth. So instead of reducing garbage levels and pet fatalities (mayor stuff), I'm fending off accusations of all sorts of made up lies. Noone wins. Especially not the community.How old is your wife pops? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Im not sure how fishing came into the topic, but ive always felt there is a fine line between fishing and standing on a river bank like an idiot. Why fish, when chippys and fish mongers exist? (note: chippy, not chipper. Aberdonians actually say chippy, it just sounds like chipper). Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 Im not sure how fishing came into the topic, but ive always felt there is a fine line between fishing and standing on a river bank like an idiot. Why fish, when chippys and fish mongers exist? (note: chippy, not chipper. Aberdonians actually say chippy, it just sounds like chipper).Fuck off you weegie pope noncing cunt. 2 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Fuck off you weegie pope noncing cunt. What? Was the chipper out of chips when you arrived? You could lose some weight anyway, tubby. Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 How?It was a precursor to the word 'old' in an attempt to ascertain the age of your wife. Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 What? Was the chipper out of chips when you arrived? You could lose some weight anyway, tubby.Hehehe Indeed, every time your wife breaks her Catholic vows I eat a biscuit. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Benders say chippy Worst chat up line ive heard today (yet). Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Hehehe Indeed, every time your wife breaks her Catholic vows I eat a biscuit. My wife isn't a Catholic - don't use her as an excuse for your comfort eating! Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 14, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 14, 2019 My wife isn't a Catholic - don't use her as an excuse for your comfort eating!She is a bloody greedy bitch though. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Im not sure how fishing came into the topic, but ive always felt there is a fine line between fishing and standing on a river bank like an idiot. Why fish, when chippys and fish mongers exist? (note: chippy, not chipper. Aberdonians actually say chippy, it just sounds like chipper).You never answered the question. Will you be fucking your Mrs on holiday for pleasure? Link to comment
Gold Don Fonte Posted June 15, 2019 Gold Share Posted June 15, 2019 You never answered the question. Will you be fucking your Mrs on holiday for pleasure?Not for her pleasure anyway 2 Link to comment
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