anderson72 Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Where is the weirdest or strangest place you've been too. Last year went on a trip to Ukraine, ended up having a meal in Chernobyl canteen. You can go to a Radioactive power station, and got to shot a sniper rifle, shotgun, semi automatic, and hand guns there also. Other strange places I have been to is the Falklands in the 30th anniversary of the war.Also been to Greenland with work. Link to comment
anderson72 Posted July 2, 2019 Author Share Posted July 2, 2019 The use of guns didn't happen at Chernobyl, but at the Ukraine's special forces base. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Been to Greenland. Shagged a faroese burd on a trip there once. But for weird, try upstate New York. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 You're going to have to list all the strange places you've been before I can answer that question with any degree of accuracy. I haven't been to Chernobyl, though, so we can cross that one off the list. 1 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Sunderland Middlesbrough is worse Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 SunderlandAbsolute shit hole and is like stepping back to the 70's. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Whitley Bay on a stag weekend about 12 years back.One pub had strippers that were that rough we turned back towards the bar instead of looking at the tits n ass on show. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The north east of England is full of strange places, hartlepool was full of gypos racing horse and carts on the dual carriageway when I was last down there. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Around this time last year 5 friends shared a taxi and ended up in a strange part of Burnley while on a massive comedown. Wasn't a good 10 minutes. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Bolton - stayed there the weekend of the Roses at HP Everyone was brown. It was shit. Strange though, probably a gay cruise bar I was in in London, once. Total unmarked door, in with a pal. Would never have known it was there if you weren't looking for it. Just a normal looking bar inside, as such, but all the mannies are in leather etc, just asking to suck each other off and disappearing to the dark room/ private rooms. Then re-emerging and carrying on with drinking. Then the next one comes along. Wasn't riding myself, but genuinely never seen anything like it. Made to feel a bit vulnerable after a while of clearly not being open to speaking to strangers so we left. I enjoy outrageous situations. But I don't think I'd enjoy being humped by a muscly moustached manny. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Wasn't riding myself, but genuinely never seen anything like it. Made to feel a bit vulnerable after a while of clearly not being open to speaking to strangers so we left. I enjoy outrageous situations. But I don't think I'd enjoy being humped again by a muscly moustached manny.What the fuck Poodler min Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 That wasn't a man, she was a woman with a plastic cock Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Northallerton - it were right proper queer. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 My work has taken me to some of the most geographically remote areas in the world. However, for weirdness, nothing compares to the many former mining villages/towns I've visited in the East Midlands. I started to question whether The League of Gentlemen was actually a documentary... Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Bolton - stayed there the weekend of the Roses at HP Everyone was brown. It was shit. I once had a night out in Bolton because one of my mate's mates was from there. First thing I noticed was that every single male had a skinhead. Weird place. I ended up going back with a lassie to her pals (with her pal and her man). As i'm riding the lassie there's loads of shouting between the other two. Anyway, 10 minutes later it's still going on so I go investigate what the fuck is happening. Turns out the other guy has been cheating on his girlfriend and both the other lassies start punch fuck out of him. I quickly went and grabbed my stuff and fended off the mental girls so me and the other guy could escape, taking numerous punches and a book (hardback - thrown by her) to the side of the jaw on the way out. Mental folk. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Didn't finish the job though. Whodathunkit? Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Didn't finish the job though. Whodathunkit?Mistaken. Hence the further 10 minutes. You rushing in to a post to have a pop at someone and ending up looking like a fanny. Whodathunkit? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Doesn’t say that darkie. You likely spent 10 minutes boring her senseless about the “merits” of Tupac and Biggie. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Doesn’t say that darkie. You likely spent 10 minutes boring her senseless about the “merits” of Tupac and Biggie.It was the Biggie/Pac chat that wooed her in the first place, B-Ry. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Mistaken. Hence the further 10 minutes. You rushing in to a post to have a pop at someone and ending up looking like a fanny. Whodathunkit?Calm down Parko. It's too early in the day to be nibbling like that. You'll be looking out the elasticated denims again with that appetite. Was this sexual encounter during your porky period? Link to comment
NEM Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Dnipro for the Uefa cup game. Was a closed city until the fall of the soviet union I think. Reckon they probably experimented on the local populace as well. Absolute shitehole. Great trip though! On another note read yesterday they've folded, not even entered a team in the Ukrainian amateur league as they did last season. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Central/South America is full of batshit mental places.GB1875 has touched on a couple places in Brazil.I got the feeling that Brazil had the most amount of weirdo psychopaths walking about. From the Pantanal to Recife, murderers everywhere.Managua/Nicaragua was dodgy as fuck. Got off the bus in the town centre and it parks in a cage on the street. 11pm and the cage is surrounded by locals trying to grab us and our stuff thru the cage. We were met by some geezer from our hostel who safely escorted us to our hostel which was an old cop-shop complete with big cells with the bars still on them which we slept in. We got an escort from the looney who owned the hostel to the nearest bar which bizarrely happened to be an Irish Bar which was run by some IRA boy on the run. Had a nice chat to him about Terry Adams or some cunt and got fucking wacked on Guinness and played loads of U2/Pogues on the juker to ensure our safety. Ders more ti Oirland dan dis. Seen a few murder victims in the street in Guatemala City. Didn't bother getting off the bus in San Salvador.Border towns, generally in that neck of the woods, always fucking mental. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Calm down Parko. It's too early in the day to be nibbling like that. You'll be looking out the elasticated denims again with that appetite. Was this sexual encounter during your porky period?Aye, he'll be out the skinny fits and into the normal trousers again in no time at this rate Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Shetland backwaters are a bit mental. Higher than the national average mental health issues and disabilities. I'm not saying they touch their cousins. But the evidence certainly points that way Link to comment
NEM Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Shetland backwaters are a bit mental. Higher than the national average mental health issues and disabilities. I'm not saying they touch their cousins. But the evidence certainly points that way Parts of Bradford and the like have the same problem Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 *to I decided to go to a place here in São Paulo called Cracolândia which translates as Crackland. Just to see.I was set upon almost immediately by Merle Dixon after he's changed and ran scampering towards an armed police woman who gave me the kind of look that said "you dumb gringo cunt. I hope that zombie does eat you". I was more terrified of her than it, as I saw a world that most people never will or should see. Don't ever go to Cracolândia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracolândiahttps://youtu.be/dfsOl6BA9zI Thanks GBnever knew the correct usage of too, 2, to or two Link to comment
YorkDon Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 We got an escort from the looney who owned the hostel to the nearest bar which bizarrely happened to be an Irish Bar which was run by some IRA boy on the run. Had a nice chat to him about Terry Adams or some cunt and got fucking wacked on Guinness and played loads of U2/Pogues on the juker to ensure our safety. Ders more ti Oirland dan dis.Was walking round Vasco Da Gama in Goa about 3 years ago and encountered an Oirish bar,complete with beer taps at your table and Michael Jackson blaring out the juker-bizarre!The weirdest thing about Goa was the groups of Indian men walking about holding hands.Apparently they’re nae gay,bit have been mates from baby age!Also encountered a toilet that makes the one fae Trainspotting look like a palace-it has a window beside you that opened on to the urinals so you could watch boys hae a piss whilst you were having a shite Link to comment
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