Mr blackie Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Port Glasgow Mutant central the only place I've seen actual tumbleweeds. The local pub was called the murder bar. And some poor cunt had been decapitated with the body parts strewn all over Kilmalcolm forest. Inbetween Greenock and Paisley. Nuff said!! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Do Aberdonians claim cunts or is that a Dundee thing? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Yeah what wizardry are you talking of Moobs? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 If you claim somecunt it means you are officially 'efter' them. Meaning you are going to kick their cunts in. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Sounds a bit homo erotic. Claiming men.Claimed Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Anytime fatty. Just buy me a pint before and after. If we're talking about the kicking that is. If it's bum pirate wars then Parky is your man. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Loved The Weather Girls Best one yet. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Anytime fatty. Just buy me a pint before and after. If we're talking about the kicking that is. If it's bum pirate wars then Parky is your man.I'd buy you a pint before, during and after either a fight or a vigorous round of bumsex. The bumsex would have to be in a pub obviously. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I'd buy you a pint before, during and after either a fight or a vigorous round of bumsex. The bumsex would have to be in a pub obviously.3 pints...probably shag anyone after that so deal. Meet you in the Trades bar at 8. Link to comment
DelMonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Aldi before it got done up was really weird. Rhynie is also a really weird place, with strange looking people.I work in Rhynie regularly. You're right, it's full of weirdos. Add Lumsden to that too. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I work in Rhynie regularly. You're right, it's full of weirdos. Add Lumsden to that too.Ever been to DelMonte DelMonte? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Luss beside Loch Lomond. Was like a scene from the Wickerman. Church and a Maypole for dancing round. Eery as fuck, immediately got back in the car and bailed. Link to comment
perthshirered Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Methven is a strange wee shitholeMagnificent Indian restaurant in methven. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Where are you @@manboobs109 You're late. Prick. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Get another pint in I'll be over shortly Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Get another pint in I'll be over shortlyBlack 'n' tan ordered. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Black n tan. A fantastic choice. You've won me over DF. Let's fuck. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Black n tan. A fantastic choice. You've won me over DF. Let's fuck.Bring your missus. I'll get her a Canada dry Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 She's down at Wimbledon. Think Parky might have bumped into her. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 She's down at Wimbledon. Think Parky might have bumped into her.Dump her. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I work in Rhynie regularly. You're right, it's full of weirdos. Add Lumsden to that too.Rhynie, lumsden, Gartly, Kennethmont, Huntly all in the area i call dump district. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Ullapool is full of ginger tossers called Hamish Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Rhynie, lumsden, Gartly, Kennethmont, Huntly all in the area i call dump district.And they ca you the half wit, wi the half inch, fae half wi between Insch and Sauchen, and when yi were sauchen cocks in the Tesco car park the bobby chappit on yir window and ses tae yi. “Foo many gentlemen have you been with tonight” You gies “Ev Dunecht” And he ses tae yi “Well dinna di Onye Marr”. 1 Link to comment
Cowie Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 In the away end at Hartlepool (carlisle were the away team) - there was a trannie who supported every away side. Very bizarre. eg::https://www.griffinpark.org/forums/showthread.php?t=25751&page=2 Hartlepool (& most of those places on the NE coast) are shitholes that step back in time. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Magnificent Indian restaurant in methven.I'll look into that. Strange place for a decent Indian! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 And they ca you the half wit, wi the half inch, fae half wi between Insch and Sauchen, and when yi were sauchen cocks in the Tesco car park the bobby chappit on yir window and ses tae yi. “Foo many gentlemen have you been with tonight” You gies “Ev Dunecht” And he ses tae yi “Well dinna di Onye Marr”.Haha. Link to comment
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