The Buzzard Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 @@cheesepipes mention of West Calder has actually got me thinking that other surrounding villages are a bit strange. Fauldhouse - There are about 3 surnames cover the entire village population. Timmins, Callaghan, McSherry. Harthill - Like Fauldhouse but of an Orange persuasion. Forth/Breich/Tarbrax - ghost towns. Have their own weather systems where you wouldn’t be surprised to see it snowing in July. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Armadale. For bigots who can’t afford to live in Coatbridge. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Methven is a strange wee shithole Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Armadale. For bigots who can’t afford to live in Coatbridge.You're mixing up your teams there. Armadale people wouldn't fit in very well in Coatbridge. They'd be fine in Airdrie though. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Larkhall is Mecca for the Huns. The subway and Asda signs are painted black rather than green. Pathetic. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Really? My recollection was there were more red hands of Ulster on show in Coatbridge than, well, Ulster basically. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Larkhall is Mecca for the Huns. The subway and Asda signs are painted black rather than green. Pathetic.Fuking hate all that. Colour coded bigotry. I nearly got stabbed by a paraletic tim twice my age in broad daylight, years ago, Airdie High Street, cos I happened to be wearing a navy blue jacket, navy jeans on the day of an old firm game. This toothless fucking cretin assumed me to be a hun. Never been so fucking offended in my life. Told him I was a red and asked him why he wasn't an Airdrie fan and he went berserk. I was stone cold sober minding my own business, 20yr old, and he was creating quite a scene with his 'you get up that alley way so I can stab ye yi cunt' offers. Aye ok that's sounds good, after you my good man. Still annoys me to this day nearly 20 years on that I never just kicked his disgusting cunt all over the street for his antics. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Mind that place in the late 80s /early 90s and Muirhouse. Fucking Nora. worked there for bit.Some places have a threat of violence but when it's mixed with inbreeding, cuntishness, lack of resect for anyone or anything it's just bizarre. It's still the same now... Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 And? Was it as rough as I remember or was it the drink making it appear worse?The women were goers but the place was in need of a tidy up. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Its a base for Glasgow and Edinburgh activities with a country life feel.Ah. I thought you meant a work thing. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Patriotism is for minks Certainly is Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Really? My recollection was there were more red hands of Ulster on show in Coatbridge than, well, Ulster basically. Coatbridge is a catholic town. This explains, a little, why: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coatbridge_Irish I spent a bit of time there as a kid and the majority of Coatbridges residents are the most vile, knuckle dragging brainwashed bigots you'll ever meet. It will come as a surprise to no one that Clydeside_Sheep is from Coatbridge. I would've been able to guess this, even if I didn't already know. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Coatbridge is a catholic town. This explains, a little, why: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coatbridge_Irish It will come as a surprise to no one that Clydeside_Sheep is from Coatbridge. I would've been able to guess this, even if I didn't already know.Lots of paedos from Coatbridge? Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Lots of paedos from Coatbridge? Lots of members of the Catholic Church... 'you do the maths' Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 I'll take that as an affirmative. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mind obviously playing tricks. Must be one of these shitholes that seamlessly merges into another equally bigoted Shithole. Definitely remember the flags though. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Lots of paedos from Coatbridge? Pederasts, you ignorant heathen. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Pederasts, you ignorant heathen.My mistake, sorry. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mind obviously playing tricks. Must be one of these shitholes that seamlessly merges into another equally bigoted Shithole. Definitely remember the flags though. I've no doubt that in response, the minor are equally as vocal/obnoxious. Probably similar to Belfast. The Shankill and Falls Roads literally back onto one another. I visited the area last year - no wonder there was so much trouble! Link to comment
Pash Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Aldi before it got done up was really weird. Rhynie is also a really weird place, with strange looking people. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Another vote for Saltcoats. Was there once to play football and a walk down the high street to a bookies before our game was interesting. Weegie minks. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Mind obviously playing tricks.Love the Geto Boys. RIP Bushwick Bill. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Coatbridge is a catholic town. This explains, a little, why: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coatbridge_Irish I spent a bit of time there as a kid and the majority of Coatbridges residents are the most vile, knuckle dragging brainwashed bigots you'll ever meet. It will come as a surprise to no one that Clydeside_Sheep is from Coatbridge. I would've been able to guess this, even if I didn't already know. Impartial moderating there haha Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Played an amateur team from Coatbridge when I was at uni. They played in green and white hoops. Absolute shite hole of a place. Needs to be condemned. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 This seems to have strayed slightly from strange places to shiteholes. Let's get back on topic chaps. 1 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 This seems to have strayed slightly from strange places to shiteholes. Let's get back on topic chaps.Fuck off. 4 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 A whole town that stinks of weed and fried onions.Sounds great. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 A whole town that stinks of weed and fried onions.Moobs living room? Link to comment
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