maryhilldon Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Previous positive test + not being dead, I'd guess. How would you prove you'd tested positive previously? Serious question. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 My wee lad is legally allowed to leave the house today, in time to go in for his last day of school. What's the point? Be as well just scrapping schools and keeping all kids home and "safe" Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: How would you prove you'd tested positive previously? Serious question. Dunno. Does it show in your NHS account? Or on the NHS for those in England? Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 minute ago, maryhilldon said: How would you prove you'd tested positive previously? Serious question. But you wouldn’t be proving you were previously positive. It presumably states that you have had it , which would be on your medical record and are therefore immune? Not entirely sure enough. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 24, 2021 Author Share Posted June 24, 2021 Orkney currently dealing with an "outbreak" of 6 cases, mainly centred around young folk and the pubs of Kirkwall. NHS Orkney have decreed that anyone who's been in a pub since June 14th should get a PCR test and wait for the results at home. Totally proportionate. 500 healthy folk sitting at home today apparently. It's like a collective insanity. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Henry said: Orkney currently dealing with an "outbreak" of 6 cases, mainly centred around young folk and the pubs of Kirkwall. NHS Orkney have decreed that anyone who's been in a pub since June 14th should get a PCR test and wait for the results at home. Totally proportionate. 500 healthy folk sitting at home today apparently. It's like a collective insanity. Definitely. Those crofts don’t take care of themselves. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 10 hours ago, tutankamun said: How do you prove you’ve recovered from the virus? Antibody tests are about 75% effective in detecting past infection Last year there was an NHS page saying that "antibody tests aren't available yet" -- that's been quietly dropped since the vax psyops started -- but they are now available for some health professionals The optimal proof is a T-Cells test, with 99% accuracy, but if we aren't getting access to basic antibody tests, they certainly won't be making t-cells tests available Proles expected to just take the jab and be done with it 1 Link to comment
Joe pike Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Antibody tests are about 75% effective in detecting past infection Last year there was an NHS page saying that "antibody tests aren't available yet" -- that's been quietly dropped since the vax psyops started -- but they are now available for some health professionals The optimal proof is a T-Cells test, with 99% accuracy, but if we aren't getting access to basic antibody tests, they certainly won't be making t-cells tests available Proles expected to just take the jab and be done with it You can get antibody tests in England but I think they are banned in Scotland. The big chemist chains were doing them but when I put in the address as Scotland it came up as not allowed. This was last year though. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Not really Mary. Your pandemic has been such a clusterfuck would anyone be surprised at such testing methods.....? Just be bloody thankful you're only having to smell Lenny Henry's black pudding - the taste test should be solely for them rotten Welshies. I thank you. Brazil have played a stormer right enough. Anyhoo, the covid passport is for travel within the EU so fuck all to do with the UK/NHS. 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Any of you cunts has the COVID? Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. This could be it for old Consi. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Any of you cunts has the COVID? Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. This could be it for old Consi. Hope so. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Any of you cunts has the COVID? Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. This could be it for old Consi. Think I might of had it last week, thought it was fae the jag a week before or a delayed hangover and too much caffeine the next day after the first Scotland game. Was a bit sweaty, felt shite, and had a weird sare head that wasn’t really that sore, but felt like I couldn’t concentrate or sleep and had overdosed on red bull. Never had a loss of taste etc or more than one or two coughs. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, The Boofon said: Hope so. Welcome back Link to comment
Guest Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Hope so. Suck me plumbs Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 FTR I just walked it off. Link to comment
Guest Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Sounds like you're gonna die. Can I get your teams in the sweep ? No, never Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Sounds like you're gonna die. Can I get your teams in the sweep ? Fa’s eh dame? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Had it loads of times. I get tested now and the thing lateral melts in my throat/nasal cave backwall. Keep the smokes and beers going boys. Indestructible Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 16 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Any of you cunts has the COVID? Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. This could be it for old Consi. What a fucking drama queen. Poof. Bet you've got an earring. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, Don Fonte said: What a fucking drama queen. Poof. Bet you've got an earring. Nah, but his boyfriend does. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: You'll be sound. Plenty water and walking. Lots of walking. A Tinderella. Ledge. Hope yi telt her you were a only in Brazil hanging around wi fucking street urchins singing numetal cause you’re on that secret millionaire program and yi got some o that treacle. Link to comment
G31DON Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: FTR I just walked it off. Exactly. I'm sure i had it beginning of first lockdown. Out on the bike a few times, done and dusted. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Any of you cunts has the COVID? Sitting here with a 39 degree temp waiting on the results of a test. It could just be the week long booze etc, but nae idea, feel absolutely fuckin brutal. Fit symptoms did yi get? I keep coughin' like a cunt ana. This could be it for old Consi. Probably the booze and a cold. I had a wee cough and a temp on Monday/Tuesday. Nae Covid. Immune system demolished the cold in 48 hours. 1 Link to comment
NEM Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Eh may have mentioned this but eh have not a had a cold since 2018 now and Id always get them before , at least one stinker a year. Weird. I’ve had one cold in about 6 years and that lasted a day. Manuka honey obliterates it Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, NEM said: I’ve had one cold in about 6 years and that lasted a day. Manuka honey obliterates it Being a healthy cunt obliterates most illnesses except the big C 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Do you eat that regularly? Genuine question. Often wondered about the benefits of honey. I would have thought a locally produced honey would be more beneficial for allergies and immune response. Heather honey son. Manuka honey is a scam. About twice as much of it is sold than is produced. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 I don't get colds because I'm not a raging homo. Pathetic behaviour. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Parklife said: Being a healthy cunt obliterates most illnesses except the big C Yeah being healthy means you don't have a disease. Thanks for that Captain Obvious. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 14 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: I do. Cup of green tea and honey with 10 splashes of pròpolis every day in the winter. Still get the sniffles a bit but never proper sick. Graças a Deus. ? You were never this bent in Scotland, or if you were you hid it from me. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted June 25, 2021 Author Share Posted June 25, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: You were never this bent in Scotland, or if you were you hid it from me. Probably hid his arsehole from you as well Link to comment
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