Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Ke1t said: To be fair to the guy (?) he(?) looks pretty comfy there in his massive cheer. Got his pish pad underneath him so he doesn't have to get up to go to the bog except, maybe, if he needs a shite. Doesn't have to wear clothes, because no danger of anyone seeing his cock. Big hole in his stomach for the diabeeteez meds. Man's living his best life. Interesting take on it. He seems quite happy being a grotesquely plump specimen after all of the help he has had here in the UK. Tried the US after marrying a bird from there but came back after discovering he would have to pay for any medical treatment he wanted, albeit after she seen the light and dumped him. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Interesting take on it. He seems quite happy being a grotesquely plump specimen after all of the help he has had here in the UK. Tried the US after marrying a bird from there but came back after discovering he would have to pay for any medical treatment he wanted, albeit after she seen the light and dumped him. Some cunt married that ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I wonder what his favourite food is What’s that’s bit where his cock should be? Where his cock should be is reminiscent of Buster Gonad's genitalia.? I would say his favourite food would be a lovely fatty 25lb block of Cookeen, laced with copious amounts of demerara sugar. He's got to maintain his strength and weight after all, the poor fat fuck?. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I wonder what his favourite food is Cheese, nuts and DuvelS Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Some cunt married that ? Aye he got married to a lassie called Rebecca Mountain?. Lasted about 5 years by all accounts. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Comfort eating, self-indulgence, self-pity? Why has he got a massive black dildo on the shelf above his head ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said: Why has he got a massive black dildo on the shelf above his head ? Presume he uses it as a toothpick. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Why has he got a massive black dildo on the shelf above his head ? Ha ha. To pleasure himself in between the two saggy pouches of fat that hangs down from his pelvis I would say min. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: The Shamen ??. I bet you a 10p Colin Angus couldn't move that man mountain. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Age-standardised mortality rates for COVID-19 deaths shown in Table 15 Age-standardised mortality rates are a gross manipulation, unless they are given for all-cause mortality data. That's the only way to get round the problem of deciding on people who had covid but would have died anyway - or people who may well have died from adverse vaccine reactions - as they are not listed as "vaccinated" until 3 weeks after their jab. The table 15 data does not differentiate between people who were admitted specifically for covid or were admitted to hospital for other reasons, and picked up a positive covid test while dying in the ward. We need to look at the raw non-manipulated data, and/or review ASMR for all-cause mortality. The raw data for November shows that most deaths are in the double vaccinated group, as you would expect. 1 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 They are even trying to manipulate the table 15 data to insist that anyone having the booster is ten times as unlikely to be hospitalised, compared to the double vaccinated. https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19802330.double-jabbed-10-times-likely-hospitalised-covid-people-given-boosters/ Its a farce. The ONS is quite clear that ASMR should not be used to deduce vaccine effectiveness. Link to comment
NEM Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/protection-against-omicron-wanes-10-weeks-after-booster-jab-experts-warn/ar-AAS5YIL 10 weeks ? Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Handy news for Pfizer/Moderna ? Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 24 minutes ago, NEM said: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/protection-against-omicron-wanes-10-weeks-after-booster-jab-experts-warn/ar-AAS5YIL 10 weeks ? Wait, I though Omicon wasn't even a thing 10 weeks ago. How could these guys possibly know?! Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Command is given, we must obey, and quite forget old Christmas day:Kill a thousand men, or a Town regain, we will give thanks and praise amain.The wine pot shall clinke, we will feast and drinke.And then strange motions will abound.Yet let's be content, and the times lament, you see the world turn'd upside down. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said: Command is given, we must obey, and quite forget old Christmas day:Kill a thousand men, or a Town regain, we will give thanks and praise amain.The wine pot shall clinke, we will feast and drinke.And then strange motions will abound.Yet let's be content, and the times lament, you see the world turn'd upside down. 3 Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: As we approach xmas day please refrain from shit poetry From Macduff to St Cyrus we’re all sick of yer thoughts on the virus lol aye that's a verse well made Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Nicola Sturgeon Is having a party Arrest me Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 An outstanding haiku there, Mr Marks Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: 26,000 cases of omnicron in SA and no deaths following the science though And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 27 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week. Loved Thomas Dolby? Link to comment
tutankamun Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Howard Marks said: Nicola Sturgeon Is having a party Arrest me Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 The covids has arrived in WA. Some Frenchman came here from Brissy one hour before WA closed the border with Queensland and he subsequently became ill So ill in fact he attended 4 heaving nightclubs on Saturday night and just about every other place in town with hordes of people. Several people, having spent their week going about their business all over town now have the dreaded covids. On the plus side we might open up ahead of 5 Feb and the dear leader’s Christmas is ruined. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 I’m glad you’re keeping us abreast with the ever changing situation. Finger on the pulse. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: The covids has arrived in WA. Some Frenchman came here from Brissy one hour before WA closed the border with Queensland and he subsequently became ill So ill in fact he attended 4 heaving nightclubs on Saturday night and just about every other place in town with hordes of people. Several people, having spent their week going about their business all over town now have the dreaded covids. On the plus side we might open up ahead of 5 Feb and the dear leader’s Christmas is ruined. Has Barnaby Joyce been locked up on his return to Oz (Love Auf Weidersehen Pet)? Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Nightclubs able to open tomorrow yet only 500 at Pittodrie. This government are a fucking joke. Pretty certain Sturgeon is trolling us. Bitch. 3 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 Cheer up its Christmas. Link to comment
Somefriendly Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Howard Marks said: Nightclubs able to open tomorrow yet only 500 at Pittodrie. This government are a fucking joke. Pretty certain Sturgeon is trolling us. Bitch. She's vermin Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 20 minutes ago, Somefriendly said: She's vermin She's bloody sexy is what she is. Link to comment
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