Coronavirus

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

???

What have they done?

[The Boofon]

Just now, Zeus said:

Drakeford has cancelled Parkrun in Wales!!!!!!!!

Sensible. Full of complete losers. Keep those types indoors.

[Henry]

Hopefully Drakeford and Sturgeon are made to look like complete mugs what with Bojo holding his nerve in the face of the terrifying Omicron wave. 

[Dons79]

? cmon the covid, here’s your chance

 

take it???‍??

 

[BrianFaePerth]

16 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Ive now got covid, sore head is only thing noticeable. So much carry on over a cold

Pray for the covids

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

What are the scores on the doors just now?

ARI 3 Covid 0 

The Royal Infirmary were awarded a 3-0 win as Covid couldn't fulfil the fixture due to falsifying their registration with the UKFA. It transpires that it does not actually exist and we've all been well and truly hoodwinked into believing it does.

The matter has been handed over to Shep the Dog to carry out a full investigation and to sniff out the source of the shite that has been wafting through the Earth's atmosphere for the last 21 months.

More on this to follow........

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

Hopefully Drakeford and Sturgeon are made to look like complete mugs what with Bojo holding his nerve in the face of the terrifying Omicron wave. 

Speaking of waves, I wonder if the terrifying wave will be as deadly as the Boxing Day Tsunami of 2004? ?

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

Hopefully Drakeford and Sturgeon are made to look like complete mugs what with Bojo holding his nerve in the face of the terrifying Omicron wave. 

That ship has sailed 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

That ship has sailed 

Love The Beautiful South.

[Henry]

27 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

That ship has sailed 

Aye. 

she’ll come with some pish about not being willing to gamble with the health of the most vulnerable, Omicron could overwhelm the NHS despite being as mild as fuck, and then reluctantly re-open things like pubs and football very very very slowly in the new year. 

[Henry]

Be interesting to see what they do with the rearranged Celtic - Huns game, currently scheduled for 7.45pm on Weds 2nd Feb.

Either no fans, or it’s being put back to a weekend slot. 

[Studebaker-90]

Still returning negative LFT despite her having it. Positive tests are for poofs and lassies. 

[The Boofon]

19 minutes ago, Henry said:

Be interesting to see what they do with the rearranged Celtic - Huns game, currently scheduled for 7.45pm on Weds 2nd Feb.

Either no fans, or it’s being put back to a weekend slot. 

Won't be in the slight bit interesting to be fair.

 

Take that Henry.

[Don Fonte]

34 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Noted

I wouldn't let him off with that min.

[Arabian Knight]

caveman siyin ez goat 9 bairns? 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Ive now got covid, sore head is only thing noticeable. So much carry on over a cold

Have you tried drinking bleach? 

[manboobs109]

12 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said:

caveman siyin ez goat 9 bairns? 

The cuntz nae hid nine ridez in ees puff AK. Too bizy wanking intae hiz Adeedis Sambiz the spuzzy shoo fitish cunt

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

The case numbers have not transpired in to hospitalisations and deaths.  The NHS is not overwhelmed or even close to it.

The health implications of Omicron are not as dire as we were led to believe they could be.

The projected case numbers have not materialised at the volume or rate that was predicted even in their best case scenarios.

They are out of excuses for maintaining these restrictions.

Sturgeon will talk about the high number of cases, the threat to the NHS and what ‘could’ happen - none of which has been close to reality so far.

 

Open the stadiums, pubs and clubs - enough of this horseshit.

[Guest milne_afc]

Scotch hospital trusts were frantically trying to cancel shifts for Christmas Day due to a lack of action. Omicron is a piece of piss.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Still returning negative LFT despite her having it. Positive tests are for poofs and lassies. 

You saying DF and Cavey are members of the LGBTQ+2IAAs?

Fair point 

[BrianFaePerth]

37 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

The case numbers have not transpired in to hospitalisations and deaths.  The NHS is not overwhelmed or even close to it.

The health implications of Omicron are not as dire as we were led to believe they could be.

The projected case numbers have not materialised at the volume or rate that was predicted even in their best case scenarios.

They are out of excuses for maintaining these restrictions.

Sturgeon will talk about the high number of cases, the threat to the NHS and what ‘could’ happen - none of which has been close to reality so far.

 

Open the stadiums, pubs and clubs - enough of this horseshit.

For a complete arsehole, you speak some truths

[dazzy_deff]

Good to see no bars sticking to the 3 households ruling yesterday. 7 of us out sat together yesterday all day. Table service is still shite though so quicker that restriction is scrapped the better.

[Zeus]

What's Sturgeon got up her sleeve today? @The Buzzard

On TV at 2pm I see 

[BrianFaePerth]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

What's Sturgeon got up her sleeve today? @The Buzzard

On TV at 2pm I see 

She’s got a French lady up her wizards sleeve

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

What's Sturgeon got up her sleeve today? @The Buzzard

On TV at 2pm I see 

It coincides with the 2 o'clock from Newbury on ITV4, so, with much reluctance, I'll give it a miss?.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

She’s got a French lady up her wizards sleeve

Are you telepathic min? I thought that a few minutes ago?.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Still returning negative LFT despite her having it. Positive tests are for poofs and lassies. 

Aye I was negative the whole time she had it and she was negative the whole time I had it (July then October)

[BrianFaePerth]

8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Are you telepathic min? I thought that a few minutes ago?.

If eh was eh wouldn’t read your mind

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If eh was eh wouldn’t read your mind

?.

It could be useful for you if you appeared on Mastermind and your specialist subject was either Aberdeen FC or "how to get sacked from your job without trying", but come to think of it your a Dundee fan and have never been relieved of your duties on the grounds of misconduct or incapability (I presume), so maybe not. 

[redstrummer]

Just tested positive with the home test