Coronavirus

[Poodler]

oocha 

 

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, redstrummer said:

Just tested positive with the home test 

Half the posters on here have the covids now

 

Losers

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

oocha 

 

 

 

That boy annoys the fuck out me

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Captain Caveman said:

Nothing wrong with that. Luckily the council modified a couple of adjoining 3 bedroom semis to give us a bigger house

9 fatherless bairns after the covids is finished with you. Mind you, Bluto is looking for a new family.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Still only 36 in ICU

Good name for an opticians.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

“Wait and see another few weeks when the picture will be clearer”

How many times have we heard that? A few weeks will pass and the same line used to kick the can down the road again.

 

 

[The Buzzard]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

What's Sturgeon got up her sleeve today? @The Buzzard

On TV at 2pm I see 

Fuck, forgot all about this. Looks like she's not changed anything from what I see on the news though?

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Fuck, forgot all about this. Looks like she's not changed anything from what I see on the news though?

No change from the fuhrer. She’s a nutjob.

[Eugenefani]

Would a cure be good for the pharma companies

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

A useless bitch

I would rather back one in the 12:40 at Hall Green rather than listen to that horrible fucker.

At least a greyhound bitch is genuine and honest. 

[Zeus]

13 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Fuck, forgot all about this. Looks like she's not changed anything from what I see on the news though?

Aye no changes. 

Can still go for a pint later ?

[jamiesd]

Did she announce her Knighthoods for this year end?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Good name for an opticians.

Buckie Optician until a few years ago was a Mr. I.C. Andrew.

 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Buckie Optician until a few years ago was a Mr. I.C. Andrew.

 

 

?He would be a good prosecution lawyer to have in the case against Prince Andrew.

[Jocky Balboa]

Booster-variant-booster-variant... ??

At this point, the elites have us under their iron grip, regardless of the virus. Only mass civil disobedience will end this, but the West has been too pampered for too long and few left alive today know what it's like to fight for freedom and liberty, so the can will be kicked down the road time and again. 

[Jocky Balboa]

... meanwhile Kim Jong Kran-Ki will continue to try and one-up the UK government, following in lockstep but with a few extras added in, to satiate her thirst for power and to show her ever-more-rabid cult that "oor Nicola" is being decisive.

Scotland has the country it deserves.

[Henry]

6 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said:

Kim Jong Kran-Ki

Not one of your better ones. 

[Reed or deed]

7 hours ago, Jocky Balboa said:

... meanwhile Kim Jong Kran-Ki will continue to try and one-up the UK government, following in lockstep but with a few extras added in, to satiate her thirst for power and to show her ever-more-rabid cult that "oor Nicola" is being decisive.

Scotland has the country it deserves.

Aye ok.

Stroll on Macduff.

[Zeus]

Taste has now gone. 

Another negative LF test however ?

[Bluto10]

13 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Taste has now gone. 

Another negative LF test however ?

throw in a handful of Carolina reapers in next time.

then you’ll know for sure

[redone]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Taste has now gone. 

Another negative LF test however ?

Zeus’ taste buds will come good

[redone]

20 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Buckie Optician until a few years ago was a Mr. I.C. Andrew.

 

 

Buckie plumber called Spencer Lyon. 

Wrong career choice ....fuckin waste of a surname like that

[Zeus]

Just now, Dad said:

Yeast infection ^

Possibly 

[Redforever86]

Ivor Traynor - Body builder. 

[Redforever86]

Phil McSporran - Wedding and Hogmanay pick pocket. 

[Redforever86]

Tina Carr - Bri’s Ma helping out the family business. 

[aberdeen1970]

Gym Trainer

Probably the most inaccurate name for a fat Hun cunt

[Dons79]

8 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Gym Trainer

Probably the most inaccurate name for a fat Hun cunt

No sure, if your talking a 100 year old insignificant busted up old stinky gym shoe flung in a corner with a slabbery old tongue flopping oot, then it’s pretty spot on to me 

[Simply Red]

Eugene Poole - DNA scientist

Brandon Block - Builder

[The Boofon]

Karen Carpenter - Food critic.