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[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

2 wrongs don’t make a right min. You were handling yourself quite well before engaging in tit for tat. 

You're not one who's shy to dish out insults. Why do you repeatedly take umbrage with reference to someone's age? 

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I think slagging one anothers age is fairly tame, considering where this place can go.

No you misunderstand. No issue with the content, just think it’s lazy. What the fuck do I know though, I quote the office constantly.

[Guest]

Just now, Parklife said:

You're not one who's shy to dish out insults. Why do you repeatedly take umbrage with reference to someone's age? 

Because he's 30 now. Canna handle it. 

 

[Guest]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

You miss the point. Again. You, spunklife and stroop have consistently said "old man" etc. and you failed to realise how stupid it makes you look. 

Yeah, I would hate to look stupid on here. Or desperate.

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

You're not one who's shy to dish out insults. Why do you repeatedly take umbrage with reference to someone's age? 

No umbrage taken. See my reply to consi. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You miss the point. Again. You, spunklife and stroop have consistently said "old man" etc. and you failed to realise how stupid it makes you look. 

Aye but you couldn't see driving home the other night, because you've- you don't even wear your glasses in case you get slagged off. 

[Guest]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

Only wankers or Englishmen or pretentious people use that word. 

You'll need a pigs heart soon enough. Bursting blood vessels with every post. 

 

 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Could you define  'behind his back' in relation to a public forum he can read any time he likes?    

Haha. Ace

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

No you misunderstand. No issue with the content, just think it’s lazy. What the fuck do I know though, I quote the office constantly.

Chance would be a fine thing.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You are repeating another's fabrications now. How fucking pathetic and desperate are you? I'm over and out.

Don't even think about ever calling anyone of anything "boring". Multiple musicals and Hamilton and NFL and craft wankery? Fucking disgrace to humanity. 

Deep breaths. 

[Studebaker-90]

Peep show. Another good one. 4 naan Jeremy that’s insane. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You are repeating another's fabrications now. How fucking pathetic and desperate are you? I'm over and out.

Don't even think about ever calling anyone of anything "boring". Multiple musicals and Hamilton and NFL and craft wankery? Fucking disgrace to humanity. 

?? 

So easy. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Chance would be a fine thing.

A fine thing indeed. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Peep show. Another good one. 4 naan Jeremy that’s insane. 

I think you've had your fun with the sectioning today.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Its cool to be older, grew up in the 80s, partied in the early 90s and onwards. 

Its a compliment if anything. 

 

Everythings a bit homo these days. 

I love old people. My mum's one. 

[manboobs109]

Who's been bumming their son? 

[Guest]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Since time began the older generation has complained that the ' youth' were effeminate compared to them . In the 60s the old cunts were moaning about guys with long hair. Back in caveman times it would have been ' Look how long that cunt is taking to kill a sabre toothed tiger with his bare hands. "

What I love most is the guys calling everything homo and gay nowadays will be the same guys who're obsessed with Bowie, The Smiths, Marc Bolan and all the glam rock stuff that had androgynous leads and sensual performances. 

Best part is, they won't see the irony either.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Who's been bumming their son? 

Careful. 

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Bowie, The Smiths, Marc Bolan and all the glam rock stuff that had androgynous leads and sensual performances. 

That’s you he’s on about @Grays Babylon 1875

[Don Fonte]

33 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

What  have I said there that's ignorant? I'm talking from personal experience. 

 

My Great Grandfather was a hun anyway, fuck him.

Descended from a hun. Fucking lol.

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Its cool to be older, grew up in the 80s, partied in the early 90s and onwards. 

Its a compliment if anything. 

 

Everythings a bit homo these days. 

Imagine being a youth now just delving into pubs and clubs. What a tragic fucking experience.

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Since time began the older generation has complained that the ' youth' were effeminate compared to them . In the 60s the old cunts were moaning about guys with long hair. Back in caveman times it would have been ' Look how long that cunt is taking to kill a sabre toothed tiger with his bare hands. "

Poorly designed cat, your Sabretooth Tiger. 

A Tiger... evolutionary perfection. A brutally efficient killing machine that's only vulnerable to the innovations of the human mind... take humans out of the equation and the tiger dominates on land.

Sabretooth Tiger... ridiculous teeth that make it LOOK formidable, but all you need to do is grab its massive fangs and it's fucked. Never going to take a bite out of you, nor can it reach you with its stumpy little legs. Stalemate.  Of course you have to stand in that position until one of you starves to death, because once you let go it's tearing you to bits, so my tactic to taking on a Sabretooth Tiger would be to fill up on a breakfast oatmeal or some other coarse grain before steaming in. 

 

[manboobs109]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/6431280/coronavirus-lockdown-scotland-britain-devi-sridhar/

She needs to make her mind up. She was reckoning lockdowns weren't the answer a few weeks back. 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Well i just said it and dislike all 3 acts you mention. 

 

Bender acts i liked........ Pretty thin on the ground really. I like my Rock n Roll high octane and heterosexual. 

Even from an early age i knew Judas Priest were up to something, i guess the studded leather and chaps was a glaring giveaway. You dont hit high notes like that without a surprise backdoor visitor. 

Who's your preference? 
 

Motorhead? Biker type shit? 
 

The fall? Killing Joke? The Clash? 

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Descended from a hun. Fucking lol.

Hey, can't do much about it. 
 

Other side of that side of my family all from Aberdeen, and aside from my ma's ma, who's from LDN with the hun father, it's always been Aberdeen. My grandad has his name on one of those steens outside the ground, probably faded now. 
 

When I went looking into my background I arrogantly assumed it would be something cool, like Viking or Scandinavian. But no, North East all the way through. 
 

 

[Ke1t]

25 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Imagine being a youth now just delving into pubs and clubs. What a tragic fucking experience.

Was a time you could just get down to business with a bird you'd met on a Saturday night, and if she wasn't up for it she dealt with your pished advances right there and then.  Probably hardly a guy who was going to bars in the 80s, 90s who didn't experience a punch/slap/drink to the face from a chick who wasn't as up for it as you thought she was. An unequivocal right hook let you know right there that it was time to settle for the fattie you'd seen earlier. Or go home and have a wank to Her from The Hitman and Her.

Now... you better get a signed consent form, witnessed by at least two independent parties, before you as much as tell a female, "Smashing blouse, madam." or you're looking at the potential for ending up on a sex registry and having a court order you to tell all your neighbours you raped a woman with your eyes. 

Which is a thing. 

 

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Hey, can't do much about it. 
 

Other side of that side of my family all from Aberdeen, and aside from my ma's ma, who's from LDN with the hun father, it's always been Aberdeen. My grandad has his name on one of those steens outside the ground, probably faded now. 
 

When I went looking into my background I arrogantly assumed it would be something cool, like Viking or Scandinavian. But no, North East all the way through. 
 

 

That's a lot of words to defend being a hun. Accept my deepest condolences.

 

[Guest]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

That's a lot of words to defend being a hun. Accept my deepest condolences.

 

Haha. 
 

WATP ?? 

[Studebaker-90]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/6431280/coronavirus-lockdown-scotland-britain-devi-sridhar/

She needs to make her mind up. She was reckoning lockdowns weren't the answer a few weeks back. 

She’d get it right in the bum hole 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Was a time you could just get down to business with a bird you'd met on a Saturday night, and if she wasn't up for it she dealt with your pished advanced right there and then.  Probably hardly a guy who was going to bars in the 80s, 90s who didn't experience a punch/slap/drink to the face from a chick who wasn't as up for it as you thought she was. An unequivocal right hook let you know right there that it was time to settle for the fattie you'd seen earlier. Or go home and have a wank to Her from The Hitman and Her.

Now... you better get a signed consent form, witnessed by at least two independent parties, before you as much as tell a female, "Smashing blouse, madam." or you're looking at the potential for ending up on a sex registry and having a court order you to tell all your neighbours you raped a woman with your eyes. 

Which is a thing. 

 

Correct, try it on, get a yay or nay. Move on. Make your way down the grade of women until you get a positive response.

Going by that there above I could get a large number of women done for sexual assault. Although I have been raped (not in a legal sense) by a woman before. Bloody enjoyed it when I woke up. (Think I've mentioned this before)