Coronavirus

[frankie_mac's_4]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Facebook thing innit. I get the reports off my mum

Ah right. I'd never heard of it - wondered if it was a local council organisation. Folk with too much time on their hands then.

[The beard of mcinnes]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

You are the person who needs your instructions from the government in catchy slogans. 

No, its not a slogan, however the point was to replace facts (a mnemonic) with common sense, so to do so one would have to use a mnemonic, like for like replacement.

Feel free to continue to not understand simple concepts.

[jamiesd]

Plenty drinks taste different in different countries.  Efes, Guinness some Carlsberg.  Brewed differently in different countries possibly. Any Irish i have worked with are picky with bars due to Guinness being shite.  And alway enjoy going home for a real pint.

Never touch the stuff but if i ever get to Ireland i will.

[NEM]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's not, matey . Don't buy into that shite. 

Different water quality etc 

[frankie_mac's_4]

I bet the cocaine's fucking primo in Bolivia, to be fair

[NEM]

New Years resolutions to avoid pointless, never ending arguments going well lads? ??

[Parklife]

Some people have such a poor grasp of the English language. 

Double negatives, the hallmark of a moron. 

[frankie_mac's_4]

15 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

UK LOL

https://t.co/bQv9rC3eTO

Fake news according to the BMJ.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55519042

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s what they want you to think 

[Parklife]

A lot of words to say nothing. 

If anyone thinks they might need grammar coaching, feel free to PM me. 

[Poodler]

Whisky tastes different when made in distilleries just down the road from each other using local ingredients, more/ less peaty etc. 
 

is it not reasonable to assume this would happen with beer aswell? 

[manboobs109]

How's it's kept in pubs will make a massive difference as well. 

[manboobs109]

It's also worth pointing out that there's two different main kinds of Guinness

[manboobs109]

The pints of Tennents I had in the brewery in Glasgow were fucking superb, pissed all over the pints of it in my local. 

[muttonhumper]

9 hours ago, jamiesd said:

Plenty drinks taste different in different countries.  Efes, Guinness some Carlsberg.  Brewed differently in different countries possibly. Any Irish i have worked with are picky with bars due to Guinness being shite.  And alway enjoy going home for a real pint.

Never touch the stuff but if i ever get to Ireland i will.

Been to Ireland on numerous occasions.

Drank my first pint of Guinness there the day before we exited the UEFA Cup v Bohemians under Ebbe's stewardship. 2000 a hink.

I would say 95% of the subsequent 100s of pints scoffed in Ireland after that were Guinness too.

It truly is delectable. I do drink it sometimes elsewhere, but not very often.

 

As for Carslberg, bottles brewed in UK 275ml, 3.8%.

Ones I drink in Cyprus, much tastier, 630ml bottles, 4.6%. Brewed in Nicosia. Well, Strovolos more accurately.

Different tastes different approach (obviously weak piss in small measures for guffies notoriously unable to handle drink).

 

Used to love the Carlsberg Export, was the goto if spied in supermarket in 24s fan bied in Scotland.

Nice flavour. Was never too keen on the basic lager itself.

Though definitely superior here. Draught is spot on too.

 

Edit to add:
Yeah, Efes is better in Turkey as well.
Different, maltier? my guess stronger too and in those cool fat pint bottles.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

[Zeus]

Cringe @ whoever the fuck he is 

[muttonhumper]

 

It's Ohjimmyjimmy

He's been on here for ages min.

[BrianFaePerth]

Most folk cringe whenever he posts, nothing new there

[Studebaker-90]

22 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

And you were accusing me of being unable to pleasure women 

[Misers Hill]

10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's not, matey . Don't buy into that shite. 

I do?

Heres one Heiniken, imported from ?? ..is light years ahead of the pish brewed at Burton on Trent or wherever ???????

[manboobs109]

OJJ thinking "what a great point, that'll really show the lads on the Hat" shows what a dangleberry he is 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Cheers lads, had the predicted effect going by some of the responses.

Kind of how it goes in here, different viewpoints are quickly drowned out by the white noise and groupthink from the mob.

 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Cheers lads, had the predicted effect going by some of the responses.

Kind of how it goes in here, different viewpoints are quickly drowned out by the white noise and groupthink from the mob.

 

You class that drivel as a 'viewpoint'? 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Just a laugh Manboobs, lighten up you tit.

 

 

[Misers Hill]

Sloppy?

[Redforever86]

12 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Guinness is class. You craft beer fucking weirdos need to shut your fucking holes. 

I’m the biggest craft wanker here and Guiness is decent. So is Lion Stout in Sri Lanka that’s cost probably less than a dollar a can.

All that said Guinness is popular due to fucking great marketing.

There are also better dark beers whatever you wish to call them from stout, porter, Baltic Porter etc etc. Guinness is probably quite hard to beat on a price to quality ration when you get a decent draught at a decent price but that’s very fucking rare in this country.

Thon Estonian Pohjala bluts was drinking are far more tasty, varied and interesting than Guinness. Get a bottle of Speedway stout it’ll blow your mind. Cafe racer by Fierce is fucking sublime too.

 

[chief_wiggum]

2 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

 

As for Carslberg, bottles brewed in UK 275ml, 3.8%.

Ones I drink in Cyprus, much tastier, 630ml bottles, 4.6%. Brewed in Nicosia. Well, Strovolos more accurately.

Different tastes different approach (obviously weak piss in small measures for guffies notoriously unable to handle drink).

 

 

 

Do you nae bother with Keo? Always get a crate of large Keos when Im over, very refreshing while you sit around the pool.

[manboobs109]

21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I’m the biggest craft wanker here and Guiness is decent. So is Lion Stout in Sri Lanka that’s cost probably less than a dollar a can.

All that said Guinness is popular due to fucking great marketing.

There are also better dark beers whatever you wish to call them from stout, porter, Baltic Porter etc etc. Guinness is probably quite hard to beat on a price to quality ration when you get a decent draught at a decent price but that’s very fucking rare in this country.

Thon Estonian Pohjala bluts was drinking are far more tasty, varied and interesting than Guinness. Get a bottle of Speedway stout it’ll blow your mind. Cafe racer by Fierce is fucking sublime too.

 

Aye I'll ask the gaffer at my local to get a few kegs of Pohjala in for when the lockdowns over

[Simply Red]

Guinness west indies porter is a cracking drop.