Coronavirus

[The beard of mcinnes]

4 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

The lidl pretzel and cheesey topped roll are probably my repeat orders. 

 

Im quite stuck in my ways with certain goods, especially at the baker or cafe. 

Ill put on a dithering unsure performance when choosing something and then opt for my usual...... Paradise Slice or Fruit Slice or if its a full sweet experience Peppermint Slice. 

None of yer fancy bollocks, solid granite Brexit choices. 

Paradise slice?

Never heard of it

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, The beard of mcinnes said:

I hate Scotmid as a store stuff is so over priced, one near me stuck all its beer up by 15% last year in lockdown 1 the price gouging bastards

 

I worked for Scotmid years ago and the level of theft by the staff was astonishing. I had a magnificent scam going at one point, I was on the customer service desk/fag counter, my mate would buy some shopping and include 4 bottles of JD. He'd come up to the desk after doing a big 'she's charged me for 4 bottles but I only bought 1' so I'd refund him 3. Went on for months with various mates until the store closed. 

Did a good bit of shagging there too, eventually lost the plot over a bird who looking back was an accomplished cocktease but I didn't realise that at the time. 

Fucking great days though. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

Need to move to my bit, Moobs. 

Asian convenience store round the corner from the house, Scotmid store 5 mins walk away, couple of minutes further on from there Aldi and a Lidl supermarket facing each other like a German hooligan square go, then a few mins beyond them a big Morrison's. 

Living the dream.

 

Sounds like dreamland. We must have the only Premier Store with a licence that chooses not to sell bevvy. 

[The beard of mcinnes]

An analysis published by Politico indicated if current trends continue, the UK will have vaccinated 97 percent of its population by the end of the summer, compared with 28 percent for Germany.

The best-performing EU country, Malta, would only manage to inoculate 64 percent by the end of this period, the analysis suggests.

[tutankamun]

On 3/2/2021 at 2:26 PM, sheepcrooky said:

Agreed. It absolutely must only be used for international travel. Fucked having to produce one when you go for a pint (in June 2022). 

Anti vaxxer, Ian Brown pulling out of a festival as its demanding people are vaccinated for entry.

Thin end of the wedge ?

[manboobs109]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you not tell the tale of how you got sacked once for sticking your cock in the meat slicer...,    the boy needed counselling afterwards you said.  ?

If that was me I was lying. Sounds like a Tup story though he was a butcher at Asda. 

[The Buzzard]

34 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Sounds like dreamland. We must have the only Premier Store with a licence that chooses not to sell bevvy. 

Think there is a wee premier store somewhere around here. Will need to see if they sell a good range of beers. 

Biding my time till I cross the local authority border into Parky territory and visit the shop he goes to. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 3/2/2021 at 6:54 PM, Geoff_Tipps said:

Trossachs is just a hot bed for weegies, do yourself a favour and stay clear. 

I certainly will min, cheers.

Going by the manky and disrespectful state they left the camping sites in that area during the summer last year, I will definitely pass.

[Studebaker-90]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Allow me. Chavs do not populate Aberfoyle nor the forest parks. They do frequent the area around Loch Lomond because they can camp beside the water  and set wee fucking fires, and go for a pished up swim before realising A how cold the water is and B they cant fucking swim. 

The Trossachs is a great area. 

Did exactly that when I was a student. Shagged a bird on the banks of Loch Lomond. 

[Parklife]

15 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Did exactly that when I was a student. Shagged a bird on the banks of Loch Lomond. 

Be a good thread that - "Weirdest place you've had sex"

[Studebaker-90]

Surely it exists already @Henry

[Redforever86]

15 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Be a good thread that - "Weirdest place you've had sex"

Yir ma’s hoose

[Henry]

38 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Surely it exists already @Henry

There’s been a where did you lose your virginity thread, and what song was playing when you lost your cherry one, but not a weirdest place as I recall. 

[Studebaker-90]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I AM ON FUCKING FIRE TONIGHT . BOYS 

Same. As you can see by the roaring success of my latest thread. 

[daytripping]

WTF is happening in Dyce?? sort it out dycers, that's where I do my main shopping. Will have to spray the trolley handle now, manky fuckers. Hopefully it's just a care home and not a community thing.  

[Poodler]

*her

[manboobs109]

^ just admitted fucking a guy, quickly edited

[BrianFaePerth]

Thon Turkish “friend”

[daytripping]

13 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Thon Turkish “friend”

Itch he had to scratch.

[BrianFaePerth]

Poopokerdler

[Howard Marks]

5 hours ago, daytripping said:

WTF is happening in Dyce?? sort it out dycers, that's where I do my main shopping. Will have to spray the trolley handle now, manky fuckers. Hopefully it's just a care home and not a community thing.  

Lockdown harder, sooner, for longer. Oh yeah baby.

[tutankamun]

9 hours ago, daytripping said:

WTF is happening in Dyce?? sort it out dycers, that's where I do my main shopping. Will have to spray the trolley handle now, manky fuckers. Hopefully it's just a care home and not a community thing.  

maybe its the Brazilian strain? Covidinho

[Poodler]

A generation of higher taxes incoming.

wonder what Starbucks will pay?

[Redforever86]

10 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

^ just admitted fucking a guy, quickly edited

Shagged a dog in a car at the end of Mobby’s street was what he said.

[manboobs109]

I thought he was shagging a guy while the dog was licking his stones

[Redforever86]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

I thought he was shagging a guy while the dog was licking his stones

Vice versa. 
 

While listening to Dylan with 3 fucking cheese plants in the boot. 

[manboobs109]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56250120

What a load of shite! 

[Studebaker-90]

So everyone travels to England for games and ends up bringing virus back up the road anyway? 

[manboobs109]

It's 3 and a bit months away and only 4 fucking games in the open air. They could at least commit to honour the tickets sold, wear masks fucking blah blah blah. They've got to concede at some point we're going to have to live some sort of life surely to fuck it's now. 

[Parklife]

Yeah. Scottish Government need to be committing to allowing some fans at these games. 10,000 can easily be accommodated at Hampden.