YorkDon Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I think all coffee is made by a machine these days. I meant by the Tassimo rather than using the cafetière. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 27 minutes ago, YorkDon said: I meant by the Tassimo rather than using the cafetière. humblebrag Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: humblebrag Hardly a humblebrag to be fair. ? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, The Boofon said: Hardly a humblebrag to be fair. ? Sarcasm, Worsel. 2 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Sarcasm, Worsel. Haha. Never great written to be fair. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: I attempted to eat 1 x underripe banana One bite and I had to gob it out - nothing worse Aye there is. 2 x under ripe bananas. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Under ripe banana > over ripe banana. A banana should be almost green imo. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, Parklife said: Under ripe banana > over ripe banana. A banana should be almost green imo. Easier to shove up your ronson? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Easier to shove up your ronson? aye. but what about the banana? Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Easier to shove up your ronson? No idea. I've never tried either. It'd be a weird way to rate fruit though. "Went right up my arse without snapping. 5/5" Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Do you know there are over 1000 different types of banana in the world? I love bananas , in fact you could say I'm bananas about them? I probably know more about bananas than most folk. ? What's the best variety for anally penetrating yourself with? @Don Fonte is doing a survey on it, I believe. Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Frozen. What it achieves in solidity, it'd lose points in discomfort, I'd guess. Would likely remain edible though. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 On 10/31/2021 at 2:46 AM, BrianFaePerth said: Beach cafe. All this place needs is Alf, Marilyn and Mr Fisher Angel? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Nah she’s still in mourning about Shane Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 A richt fat cunt i'day 2 x slices of fried loaf. Coffee Water. Will run it off later Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 A richt fat cunt i'day 2 x slices of bacon, beans, sausage, toast. Coffee Tea. Raspberries. Will wank it off later Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Coffee - black Banana - Frozen. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 22 minutes ago, Parklife said: Coffee - black Banana - Frozen. What woke you up more? Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: What woke you up more? Little impact. I'm well used to both. Might try switching them round. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 A lovely 4 day old toasted rowie clarted with Co-op butter. Mug of tea with full fat milk and sugar. 2 Actimel drinking yogurts. Apple juice. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 first food since breakfast Saturday, he’ll fuckin yeah Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 You been unwell poodles? Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Just a long weekend brizo Took a weedhead under our wing but as usual, he embarrassed himself and weed smoking community. think Misers is the only person I know that can smoke weed and handle a drink. bloody paranoid weirdos, shouldn’t be allowed in pubs Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Say hi to moobs for me Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Look like those really cheap sausages too. Right about the egg hanzo. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: That egg looks too crispy for me. Toast too pale. Bacon uninspiring and hidden away. Too much bean juice for such a small portion of beans.Sausages overcooked.The odd void between potato scone hash brown and that awful tomato and mushroom ensemble...,really?! The black pudding hanging off the plate. Who made that..., Mizers? Solid assessment. Except Mizo’s breakfasts look more appetising imo Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Breakfast for tea Which one you eating first? Link to comment
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