Breakfast

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Breakfast for tea 

Your bacon looks like Alan Brazil 

[Bluto10]

His egg looks like santa

two little eyes and massive beard 

[Simply Red]

Alan Brazil’s looking well.

I need to add him to my celebrity death list. No way he’s around in 12 months. 

[Poodler]

Genuinely can’t believe he’s still alive, those arteries must be ready to go anytime, the old widow maker 

[maryhilldon]

Looks like the identikit hun.

[Simply Red]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He's only 62 or something but he's been bloody huge since he retired. I've met him, he is fucking massive. 

I saw him at abz airport a few years back and he had a red face but didnt look like that. Like his hearts going to explode soon. Wonder if he’ll give up the booze and save himself. Doubt it. Fat mess.

[Bluto10]

he lives fast and will die old

 

surprised at the hate on here for that

[Poodler]

12 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

I saw him at abz airport a few years back and he had a red face but didnt look like that. Like his hearts going to explode soon. Wonder if he’ll give up the booze and save himself. Doubt it. Fat mess.

He must be finished work by lunchtime/ afternoon in the boozer. Doesn’t sound bad tbh. No rush hour traffic either 

[Poodler]

Just googled him and seems he had some heart trouble recently, sounds like a stent.

more amusingly, I see that a woman has the breakfast slot on talksport most of the week 

 

LOL

[Simply Red]

Just now, Poodler said:

He must be finished work by lunchtime/ afternoon in the boozer. Doesn’t sound bad tbh. No rush hour traffic either 

Great life. No real beef with the fat cunt other than the raw garbage he spouts about Scottish fitba on talkshite. Its a fucking cringe. His love of day time drinking is admirable. 

[Simply Red]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Laura Woods is actually the only decent female there is. Knows her football. Some of the ones on Sportscene and Soccer Saturday are awful.

Cascarino is poor. Agree about Simon Jordan. He mustve had a few hidings in his time.

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Laura Woods is actually the only decent female there is. Knows her football. Some of the ones on Sportscene and Soccer Saturday are awful.

Crichton's not too bad on Sportsound/Sportscene. Shelley Kerr though, abysmal.

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ listening to cunts speaking about sport on the radio 

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Posting daily pictures of your pint to strangers on an online football (sport) forum is equally tragic if you think about it?

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[Parklife]

Can't believe folk actually listen to Talksport. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Can't believe folk actually listen to Talksport. 

H and J is good. Paul Hawksbee is a funny guy, writes a lot of stuff for Harry Hill and other comedy stuff. I'm surprised he doesn't get more telly stuff on Sky.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

H and J is good. Paul Hawksbee is a funny guy, writes a lot of stuff for Harry Hill and other comedy stuff. I'm surprised he doesn't get more telly stuff on Sky.

Fair point. Used to listen to that years ago actually. Was pretty good. Clips of the week and American sport round up on a Friday being the highlight. They used to have Tim Vickery on fairly regularly too, which was always interesting. 

Guys like Adrian Durham & Alan Brazil though... no idea how folk can listen to these tunes. 

[manboobs109]

Jim White is even worse. Fuck knows how anybody can handle 30 seconds of his nonsense.

[Poodler]

Love fags 

@Betty Swallicks

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Oooooh, touched a nerve have we?
 

(The Pub - non football related chat and bantz) 

I only listen occasionally to Sportsound in the build up to a Dons game. Don't listen to it any other time, and never listen to Talksport etc.

[Poodler]

online keyboard key test
 

 

french toast. Not what I expected 

[Parklife]

That doesn't look pretentious at all. 

[maryhilldon]

Where's the avocado?

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Where's the avocado?

Up his bum most probably

[Redforever86]

Made semolina, with cinnamon etc

[Betty Swallicks]

46 minutes ago, Poodler said:

online keyboard key test
 

 

french toast. Not what I expected 

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Stop digging ffs!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

14 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Made semolina, with cinnamon etc

For your guests?

Nice change from creme brulee.

[Poodler]

I thought french toast was eggy bread, come away 

[Bluto10]

it’s not your breakfast I’m concerned about poodz.

it’s your footwear !!

 

;-)

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I thought french toast was eggy bread, come away 

It usually is. Fuck knows what's happened there. 

[Bluto10]

I’ve had it where syrupy sweet