Breakfast

[YorkDon]

45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I think all coffee is made by a machine these days. 

I meant by the Tassimo rather than using the cafetière.

 

[Redforever86]

27 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I meant by the Tassimo rather than using the cafetière.

 

humblebrag

[The Boofon]

13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

humblebrag

Hardly a humblebrag to be fair. ?

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, The Boofon said:

Hardly a humblebrag to be fair. ?

Sarcasm, Worsel.

[The Boofon]

10 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Sarcasm, Worsel.

Haha. Never great written to be fair. 

[Reed or deed]

10 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I attempted to eat 1 x underripe banana 

One bite and I had to gob it out - nothing worse 

Aye there is.

2 x under ripe bananas.

[Parklife]

Under ripe banana > over ripe banana. 

A banana should be almost green imo. 

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Under ripe banana > over ripe banana. 

A banana should be almost green imo. 

Easier to shove up your ronson?

[Bluto10]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Easier to shove up your ronson?

aye. but what about the banana?

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Easier to shove up your ronson?

No idea. I've never tried either. It'd be a weird way to rate fruit though. 

"Went right up my arse without snapping. 5/5" 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you know there are over 1000 different types of banana in the world? I love bananas , in fact you could say I'm bananas about them?

I probably know more about bananas than most folk. 

?

What's the best variety for anally penetrating yourself with? 

@Don Fonte is doing a survey on it, I believe. 

[Redforever86]

Frozen.

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Frozen.

What it achieves in solidity, it'd lose points in discomfort, I'd guess. 

Would likely remain edible though.

[Bluto10]

On 10/31/2021 at 2:46 AM, BrianFaePerth said:

Beach cafe.

All this place needs is Alf, Marilyn and Mr Fisher

Angel?

[BrianFaePerth]

Nah she’s still in mourning about Shane

[Zeus]

A richt fat cunt i'day

2 x slices of fried loaf.

Coffee

Water. 

 

 

Will run it off later 

[Redforever86]

A richt fat cunt i'day

2 x slices of bacon, beans, sausage, toast.

Coffee

Tea.

Raspberries. 

 

 

Will wank it off later 

[Parklife]

Coffee - black 

Banana - Frozen. 

[Redforever86]

22 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Coffee - black 

Banana - Frozen. 

What woke you up more?

[YorkDon]

Banana

Coffee

Porridge

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

What woke you up more?

Little impact. I'm well used to both. 

Might try switching them round. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

A lovely 4 day old toasted rowie clarted with Co-op butter.

Mug of tea with full fat milk and sugar.

2 Actimel drinking yogurts.

Apple juice.

[YorkDon]

Banana and a coffee.

 

[Poodler]

 

 

first food since breakfast Saturday, he’ll fuckin yeah 

[BrianFaePerth]

You been unwell poodles?

[Poodler]

Just a long weekend brizo

Took a weedhead under our wing but as usual, he embarrassed himself and weed smoking community.

think Misers is the only person I know that can smoke weed and handle a drink. 
 

bloody paranoid weirdos, shouldn’t be allowed in pubs 

[BrianFaePerth]

Say hi to moobs for me

[YorkDon]

Look like those really cheap sausages too.

Right about the egg hanzo.

[Simply Red]

51 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That egg looks too crispy for me. Toast too pale. Bacon uninspiring and hidden away. Too much bean juice for such a small portion of beans.Sausages overcooked.The odd void between potato scone hash brown and that awful tomato and mushroom ensemble...,really?!  The black pudding hanging off the plate. 

Who made that..., Mizers?

Solid assessment. Except Mizo’s breakfasts look more appetising imo

[YorkDon]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Breakfast for tea 

Which one you eating first?