For Fecks Sake Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 2 x soft boiled eggs, 2 x slices of toast and a cup of tea. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Cup of tea, sausage sandwich (on bread) with brown sauce. Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 42 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Cup of tea, sausage sandwich (on bread) with brown sauce. Why on bread? Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I’m glad he put that, I was thinking paving slabs. Surely a softie though? Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Im not sending you pictures of my cock again. I can send you some viagra if you want Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Fridge said: Why on bread? Forgot to get softies yesterday, however the general opinion and preference within the FFS household when it comes to such things is bread over softies. Link to comment
Roberto Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Blueberry wheaties I think they were called. They were a delight. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Bacon. Microwaved it to a crisp. Was terrible Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 Beans on toast you nosey buggers. Not enough detail? Okay. Two slices of toast well buttered. Half a tin of Branson Baked Beans heated up in a pan on the hob. Salt and vinegar. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 44 minutes ago, Roger Ramjet 62 said: Beans on toast you nosey buggers. Not enough detail? Okay. Two slices of toast well buttered. Half a tin of Branson Baked Beans heated up in a pan on the hob. Salt and vinegar. Vinegar on beans. Fucking pervert. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Vinegar on beans. Fucking pervert. It mixes well with the bean sauce. Gives it just a wee bit of an acidic kick. The real deviants are the people who put worcestershire sauce on it. Now that's a guaranteed way to sniff out a hun. Check if they use worcestershire or indeed any kind of broon sass on their foodstuffs. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Hearing a lot of love for Branson Baked Beans these days. That doesn't surprise me as they really are very good. I used to be in the heinz loyal but something went seriously wrong with them. Your actual heinz beans are bloody awful these days. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Good to know he’s back down to earth and producing tinned foods instead of space rockets The beans help produce the hot air for his marvelous Montgolfier Balloons. It's all about diversifying when you're an entrepreneur. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Something about a Virgin flicking their bean. I can see where you're headed with that and I'd advise you to be careful because Branston is notoriously litigious and you could well find yourself in something of a pickle. Link to comment
Roger Ramjet 62 Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 43 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: 3 x small cheese croissants 1 x Some melon 1 x Som Orange 1 x some mixed beans 1 x full fat yoghurt 1 x Cappuccino Were you listening to your favourite Gloria Gaynor album as you ate it? Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 Porridge w/oatmilk 1 x banana Black coffee Pint of water Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 Skyr yogurt and an apple (pink lady). Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 34 minutes ago, Zeus said: Porridge w/oatmilk 1 x banana Black coffee Pint of water Double espresso also when I got into work. Done till denner Link to comment
sigh Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 28 minutes ago, milne_afc said: 2 egg omelette and a coffee. I had the same, omelette had some grated parmesan through it Link to comment
milne_afc Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, sigh said: I had the same, omelette had some grated parmesan through it Chilli flakes, cheddar and red onion in mine. I have an omelette a day. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted June 6, 2023 Share Posted June 6, 2023 11 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Chilli flakes, cheddar and red onion in mine. I have an omelette a day. Keeps the doctor away Link to comment
milne_afc Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Late brekkerz today. 2 egg omelette with onion, mushroom and cheese. Light dusting of black pepper and paprika with a splash of Worcestershire sauce. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Jamie Oliver must be shitting his pants You had a poached egg yet hanzo? I bet you never have one as long as you live. “Never had a poached egg” on yir heidstone Link to comment
sigh Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: 😂 and no, I haven’t Eh, you never had a poached egg? Your missing out there - wee slice of toast, the butter melting on it and then place the poached egg on top, burst it open and the yellow yoke spills forth all over the toast - a lovely breakfast. If feeling a tad indulgent stick some smoke salmon on the toast as well, or a bit of stornoway black pudding. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 A poached egg yolk burst on top of a bit smoked haddock. Class. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 A poached egg burst all over Hanz's face while you kick his head in. Class. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Not a chance. Couple of jabs then POW !💥 . Chardonnay Fonte is on the deck twitching away and involuntarily soiling his scants. No difference to a normal night on the wine then. 1 Link to comment
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